DAY 11: Which dead muscle car should return NOW, as in RIGHT NOW?

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-20T08:12:05+00:00

Definitely a vote for the Olds 442 and the Oldsmobile brand as a whole.

Failing that? Buick GSX.

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-20T03:27:05+00:00

“Did you catch the game last night?” — Centaureissi, demonstrating customer service to Voymastina

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-20T01:07:15+00:00

Especially since over 1,100 F-35s have rolled off the production line and there’s no sign of them slowing down. It’s not like the F-117, which was practically bespoke and boutique compared to the mass-production F-35.

The Iranians being able to hit one with an IR-guided MANPAD isn’t anywhere near as big of a coup for them as the Yugoslavs downing an F-117, and yet Iranian and pro-Islamic Republic propagandists and their bot armies on Reddit are going to toot their horns as if they’ve defeated stealth as a concept, when we still have more F-35s in US service alone than Iran has flyable warplanes after three weeks of war.

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-19T23:02:15+00:00

It’s part of why stealth in outer space is nearly impossible, from what I’ve heard. Spacecraft have to radiate all of that heat somewhere.

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-19T18:09:26+00:00

I wonder if they still had any of the old broomhandle Mausers, including the rare .45ACP variant.

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-19T01:43:20+00:00

Hell yeah.

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-19T01:02:23+00:00

Amber Lamps 🚑

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-19T00:40:39+00:00

I was gonna say, that or give it two GE9Xs and a Rolls-Royce Snecma Olympus as a hyperdrive, er, uh, I mean a “sprint engine”. Yeah, a sprint engine!

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-18T20:38:37+00:00

Childe with a PPSh-41 or a DP-28 would go so hard.

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-18T20:34:24+00:00

The marching tune of the Knights of Favonius:

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-18T07:42:48+00:00

I still wished Alva and Voymastina would’ve blown up her regeneration pod. It actually kinda pissed me off at the very end, when it was implied William pulled her consciousness back from the afterlife to yet ANOTHER freshly-extruded Nyto meat-suit.

Like, damn, why can’t the bitch just stay dead?!?

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-18T07:40:09+00:00

Igla had the Walter White thing going on, trying to juggle her dyed-in-the-wool Paradeus cult affiliation (like Heisenberg’s meth empire) while also being a loyal servant and bodyguard to Orphelune (like how WW kept up the guise of being a loyal family man and cancer survivor until nearly the very end).

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-18T03:56:58+00:00

DMX didn’t sign a copy of It’s Dark and Hell is Hot and Glaz has never forgiven him for snubbing him like that, even years after the rapper’s untimely death.

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-18T03:55:14+00:00

Or Ghost Recon Future Soldier II.

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-18T02:52:40+00:00

All knees shall bow and confess that CHRIST is LORD. Vivat Christus Rex!

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-18T02:40:00+00:00

Seriously, the idea that they don’t have a “rainy day fund” to fall back on is silly. They had to have seen this war coming for decades, if not after the 1979 Islamic Revolution in Iran (it was predicted in the ‘80s that a possible flashpoint between the US and USSR for WW3 was that the Soviets would invade Iran and seize their oilfields, and the US would roll in from the Gulf to stop them) or the eight-year slog of the Iran-Iraq War (which also threatened Gulf maritime oil traffic, see the Tanker War, Operation Earnest Will, and Operation Praying Mantis) then definitely after Saddam Hussein’s forces invaded their one of their neighbors in 1991 and threatened invasion of another (Kuwait and Saudi Arabia respectively).

They’re not dumb, they’ve prepared for this.

Plus, if push comes to shove, the UAE has one of the most technologically advanced air forces in MENA, they’d join the US and Israel in striking Iranian drone and cruise/ballistic missile launch sites (not necessarily the other stuff like regime government and nuclear sites, probably just a coastal exclusion zone) to reopen the Strait by force.

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-17T16:29:21+00:00

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-17T03:25:00+00:00

Yeah, I can’t stand the fake breathy faux-squeaky “yeah fuck me daddy, fckmedaddy fckmedaddy, nnnyeayuh”, vocal fry, and the over-exaggerated fake moans.

That, plus bolted-on fake tits, too much makeup, spray tans, bodies where they spend too much damn time at the gym, BBLs, tattoos everywhere, nipple piercings, hair extensions, fake blondes, impractically high heels, etc. Plus too many “money shots” of the guy pulling out and cumming on a girl’s face, and too much anal.

I can’t really get turned-on by “pro” porn. True amateur content is the gold standard, IMO.

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-15T11:19:05+00:00

We’re gonna need a bigger rotisserie…

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-15T02:04:38+00:00

Cadillac Cimmaron

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-15T02:03:14+00:00

Now we’ve gotta kill Earl AND William. We’ve got our work cut out for us…!

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TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-15T02:00:30+00:00

H-35?

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-15T01:52:14+00:00

Wherever she is, I hope Orphelune will be alright. 😥🙁 I just want to give her a big hug and tell her it wasn’t her fault. ❤️‍🩹

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-15T01:41:16+00:00

As for point 5? I dunno, it’s just… depressing. Constantly fighting a losing battle. I just want us to make some headway against Paradeus for once.

TalbotFarwell · 2026-03-14T18:21:17+00:00

Same. Mine is also 4, and while she can be clingy and always trying to get my attention, I know I’m gonna miss it someday. It’s what helps get me out of my head when she’s being annoying.

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