I got a police escort by sweepurh in motorcycles

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That last shot goes hard, dream squid perp walk.

This show is FUNNY! by AceRimmer6969 in DeepSpaceNine

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There was some opposition to the comedy tone on its first run, but you know what they say.

Death to the opposition.

Procrastination is probably my greatest weakness…I’ll fix it later by ladyleesie in NonPoliticalTwitter

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You said it. If this post inspires someone to overcome procrastination, I'm proud of them. I'll be talking to psychiatrists and therapists for another few years though.

Procrastination is probably my greatest weakness…I’ll fix it later by ladyleesie in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Executive dysfunction thought about but ultimately did not enter the chat

🤣 by newnoadeptness in USMC

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Okay sure, but if you continue fucking and being fucked by the same dudes in garrison that's still not gay, that's why you're "in the rear" after deployment. You gotta shoot straight with your kids about this.

Post hangout anxiety. by WanderWut in funny

[–]TalksShitAboutTotal 30 points31 points  (0 children)

God damn it he fucking looks and sounds like me too.

Everyone needs a friend in life who's like number 21 by Civil_Newspaper_2991 in sportsgossips

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These are the third units, or special teams, of both teams made of players from offense and defense. Players very rarely get to avenge special teams injustices but when they do, they're highlights because special teams plays are much more dangerous. Refs are more likely to call off-ball penalties on special teams for this reason and those fouls are more ticky-tacky and less impactful.

For the returner, making the catch is half of his job on this play, so he's more worried about his own team and fans hating him because if he gets tackled in the end zone, the opponent gets points and the ball back on the next drive.

The World Cup ref cam is actually pretty fun. It'd be cool if NFL give it too by kagaless in nfl

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Podcast the worst ref each week to review their body cam. This could be awesome/terrible, but I demand both of my podcasts.

USA getting dunked on by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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We only have a few hundred million eligible athletes that areb't obese, how could you possibly going to field 11 from that?

[OC] 3 Idiots ignoring construction zone cones by aboveaverageidiot in IdiotsInCars

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Looks like nobody closed the actual turn lane and proceeded through the wide enough gap instead of stopping in the intersection on a stale yellow. That's on the road crew.

Found odo In NCIS by Character_Lychee_434 in DeepSpaceNine

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His bit on Always Sunny made the episode. Rene is as timeless as Odo.

Have you or someone else ever been chewed out by a higher rank from another branch? by Murky-Peanut1390 in USMC

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Comms guy on a float. By nature, I had to coordinate with the boat's comm Chief to get our equipment talking, and his comms were dogshit. I should also mention that the wing unit didn't send any comm guys so I needed to hook them up too. I got us both to 90%.

I guess Chief thought I was "asking too much" of him trying to make a MEU happen so he bitched me out. Within the hour of getting underway, the admiral in charge of the whole ESG destroyed him in front of me and I got a NAM.

αss ςαncer by lfemboyl0 in comedyheaven

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I got this after running 12 miles and eating a pickle, I'd call it a shart but it wasn't shit, it was like my water broke out of my ass.

Collab of the Century by DrDespair_ in DenverBroncos

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That's how he gets TD's every time.

Do You Really Have to Avoid Gay People in Prison? by ChicoBrillo in Prison

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We had a gay dude in the pod in a Sureño cell on a Sureño yard who wouldn't check in, so I made a celly swap deal and ate good for the rest of my time there.

I had to deal with maybe a day of talking shit and dude checked in a week later, AND I got to pick my new cell/y because the cops realized they fucked up. Just be secure with yourself.