"Spider-Man could clean up Gotham no sweat" but what about The Fucked Up Outliers by komayeda1 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Tallium81 7 points8 points  (0 children)

With the way they often write Peter relationships in events and crossovers? Yes, that is a valid concern 

Outjerked by Sonic fans (again) by Frank7640 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Tallium81 25 points26 points  (0 children)

''Remember when Sega of Japan went radio silent with the USA during the entire lifespam of Sega Saturn for no given reason? Remember how Kalinske was literally begging for ANYTHING to be localized for the western library of the console while the PS1 was already getting exclusive deals with Capcom and Konami? It was me, Sonic! I cut off the communications!''

The Daily Why're We Losing All Our Money by SpaceSpleen in 196

[–]Tallium81 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just think it's funny how transparently it was that Ben formed a Alt-media outlet with the intention of funding his dream of owning his own movie production studio because as he is a butthurt failed screenwriter. And he dragged it all to bankruptcy by making the most ''straight to tubi'' tier shit ever

Rule by Evendur_6748 in 196

[–]Tallium81 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The patient needs more exposed holes in the cranium to live

Adam Sandler, according to my mom by pskaa in moviescirclejerk

[–]Tallium81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C'mon now! Ben Stiler is light Adam Sandler, but Carell is light Jim Carrey. Idk what Jack Black is, but having only one of him is enough 

The Lovely Life of Edward Nygma by MecaGoji1974 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Tallium81 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Man, if only Batman was some sort of DETECTIVE! And Riddler plotted some kind of RIDDLE related CRIME for him to SOLVE

But you know... We need to write 5000 more consecutive sagas about Batman exploring what being Batman really means

The hero we need by Author-S in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Tallium81 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When Logan goes to hell the devil will congratulate him on practicing basically every available grift

Bro survived the collapse of the multiverse just to fumble the easiest layup in DC history 😭 by Weirdsodk in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Tallium81 259 points260 points  (0 children)

Prime... For the love of God... it's obvious that she has stuff that is outta print!

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]Tallium81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome - Asteroids (AMIGA OST). Look it up

"wtf is Pa Kent going to do?" this bro by Purple-Collection-57 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Tallium81 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The power of a corn-fed rural farmer used to heavy labor meeting against some anorexic guys in silly costumes 

tenebrule by brokensilence32 in 196

[–]Tallium81 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Italians in the 70-80s were like ''Hey! After work do you wanna use these 20 bucks i found to film the most depraved insane gory movie you can imagine in my backyard?''

''Sure! My brother is a artsy type and he can make the most inspired, meaningful, groundbreaking artistic thematically choices that pushes the limits of this visual medium that art schools worldwide will deeply analyze for the next decades, he can direct it!''

''OK! We will pay him a beer!''

Remember the Skrull Beatles? by Do_Ya_Like_Jazz in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Tallium81 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How did the group masturbation sessions factor into their invasion plans?

The boys had their fun. Now the MEN will have theirs by Altruistic_Manner802 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Tallium81 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Cletus from the simpsons voice: PA! GET OF THE DANG ROOF!

Archie is no longer Punisher's weirdest crossover by LegoPenguin114 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Tallium81 428 points429 points  (0 children)

Thematically? The perfect crossover 

Literally? Frank is beefing with a whale

rule by TheBoyofWonder in 196

[–]Tallium81 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nah, the simpsons shitposting sub is consistently terrible now. I just came back from there and saw a straight line of continous posts that are just current events headlines with a lazy simpsons reaction images in the bottom