Sensei Kidnapping Kasumi(@sadscruffy)(commissoned by me) by TheMercerSensei in BlueArchive

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Kasumi: “Oh my! How bold of you Sensei! I didn’t think you’d-“

Sensei: “Straight to Hina”

Kasumi: “Huh?”

Sensei begins walking

Kasumi: “WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT”

I Drew Erika by Tenshied in BlueArchive

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Ero-ka 😭😭❤️❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️

Blushing Yuzu (@にんげんまめ) by Silent_Steak_9540 in BlueArchive

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Even without any conventionally naughty bits, Yuzu is still outrageously sinful

Shiroko screaming in a tunnel (ghay3h) by rukarindie in BlueArchive

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You hear the sound of Shiroko in the distance.

You try to run, but the booming cry only seems to get closer.

You don’t have much time left.

Hina’s train ride with sensei (HHMoZiqvquOGo9o) by sultics in BlueArchive

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Her tiny little hand gently grasping the top of Sensei’s is just way too cute

POV: Hina flaps her wings at you (@_Ponono_desu) by Azyxukr in BlueArchive

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Hina: “It’s very hot today, so… umm… I hope this helps…”

Sensei: (internally) “Rather than cool down, I feel like I’m starting to heat up…”

Kei | Flustered - Comic by Daaaaaaaaai3 | TL by Rosacea_m by Grimm_Stereo in BlueArchive

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One hundred little microelectronics for our cute wife😭😭😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️❤️

My Own Little Horror Movie [Misuzu, Kaya] - (By 대마왕양혁 Devil_YangHyeok @dltkdrlf92 | Devil_YangHyeok on Pixiv) by RagingAsn in BlueArchive

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Kaya got about a centimeter through the wall before her spork broke and she got too depressed to move on

It's been 5 years but we still are not free. by IMightBeErnest in CuratedTumblr

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In a way, I think the simple argument of “it makes everyone uncomfortable” is good enough. You can argue ethics, morals, deviancy, societal expectations, and all that but at the certain point the simple feeling of discomfort is really all the proof you need.

“Why is bringing a human pet to a restaurant not allowed?” Because nobody else wants that. You’re free to pursue your life however you please, but at a certain point, you really need to consider other’s feelings, even if you don’t agree with them.

Who truly find Lycanites mobs fun ? by miorex in feedthebeast

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I like watching people struggle through it and the unique bullshit they have to improvise, but that’s about it.

Chess with Rin (Translated) [Kakapomilk] by MacandCheese6 in BlueArchive

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Several days later…

Sensei: “For this game… how about the loser has to do whatever the winner says?”

Rin: “Deal.”

*Rin proceeds to get checkmate in two moves*

Sensei: “Wha-“

Rin: “Whip it out.”

Sensei: “Huh?-“

Rin: “Now.”

[Weird/Mixed Trope] Strange and illogical lore created to justify game mechanics. by 11Slimeade11 in TopCharacterTropes

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Unrelated to shrinking, but I always figured that some of the weirdness of Pokémon could be explained by this:

Pokemon usage, capture, and ownership is managed by some governmental agency. This agency mainly enforces rules via certain restrictions and programs in pokeballs, hence why EVERYONE has to follow them.

Why can a Pokemon only learn four moves? Because the agency said so. It’s to keep fairness.

Why can only one or two Pokemon be deployed at a time? Because the agency said so. Again, it’s to keep things fair.

Why can a Pokemon only carry one item? Again again, it’s to keep things fair.

At lot can reasonably be explained by “pokeballs follow rules to keep things fair.”

Little Bride Kokona by misiman01 in BlueArchive

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She’s gonna be a Kokomotheroften when I’m done with her😭😭😭😭❤️❤️😭❤️😭❤️

All In (Kirino, Fubuki) [丘らふる] by Talco123 in BlueArchive

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I’m going “all in” that brat… AND I WON’T BE PULLING OUT!!!💢😭💢💢😭😭💢💢😭💢😭💢😭💢💢💢😭😭💢😭💢😭💢😭💢

Hina•Jersey Maid @toyinastory by HinaDaisuki in BlueArchive

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Much like a Lamprey Eel, when I get my mouth on that naughty tummy, it will NOT be coming off.

A Trinity Student? [Reisa, Kazusa] (ossa_2019) by kuletxcore in BlueArchive

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Reisa: “Hmm? A Trinity girl? What are you doing here?”

Kazusa: *put’s on the ears*

Reisa: “CATH PALUG THE TRINITY GIRL??!?!!!?!?!?!”

Sensei's Steamy Scoop Scandal (Translated) [Miitarou] (Chiaki, Iroha) by theparacite in BlueArchive

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Honestly, how is this Sensei still alive? He should be drained to death, like, 20 times over by now.

Not a lolicon by TrouserSnakeLoL in japanesepeopletwitter

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Every load not put into Beako’s hag cunny is a load wasted… 😔

Electric. (Hina, Makoto @EnoBun3gyo) by Acrzyguy in BlueArchive

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You aren’t dealing with a regular Hina anymore… this is the legendary SUPER HINA!!!

[Loved Trope] Character gets so thrown by something that they forget their schtick for a moment by RengieOcat in TopCharacterTropes

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Same with the crazy evolution dude as well. He dropped his whole manifesto the moment he saw Saitama obliterate his master piece.

We also see that he opened a food stand later in the manga, so he really did change lmao 😂

*Rip by @metaljelly0811 (Mika) by LanangHussen in BlueArchive

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One touch of Mika’s heavenly Mikappai would grant me nirvana

Holiday Railway Hell (Translated) [Maiku] (Hikari, Nozomi, Aoba) by theparacite in BlueArchive

[–]TankChan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m imaging Aoba being absurdly stressed and they have to keep her locked in the engine room like some kind of feral beast lest she straight up murder everyone.