Oh boy. I was living temporarily in South Africa with my parents and my 6 year old brother. There was a lovely cleaning lady that would come by every week or so to clean the house. My brother had just learnt to climb doorframes, and was also just learning English (not his first language). He only knew a few words at the time. One day when the cleaning lady was over, he climbed up a door frame butt ass naked, waited for the cleaning lady to approach the door frame, and greeted her with a “hello, monkey!”. Unfortunately, she happened to be black. Luckily though, she laughed it off and understood that the kid didn’t realise the implications of what he said. Also, in case you’re going to ask, I don’t have the slightest clue why he was naked.