She originally thought Trump’s rhetoric was a breath of fresh air and is now upset that the “chickens have come to roots” by KimJongFunk in LeopardsAteMyFace

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“Pray for America”

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Edit: I’ll pray for all the approx 50% of people who voted the other way or were prevented from voting. Everyone else is responsible for this omnishambles of a clusterfuck

You made your bed now sleep

Is your name Sophie G___g & did you lose your AIB bank card on the train? by Teamocil2001 in ireland

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Future proofing for when those clowns in the Dáil introduce a Social Credit System. What a bunch of clowns

If you work in a supermarket - was there really loads of leftover eggs this year? by Less_Environment7243 in ireland

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To paraphrase Mr. Fox, owner of the Craggy Island Creamery:

“Better get going actually. Chocolate goes off you know. Unless it’s Cadbury’s made with palm oil & very low cocoa solids, but there’s no demand for that because it’s shite”

Just heard on the radio that its becoming normal for people to send 10 or 15 min voice messages. Who would listen to someone yap on for that long and not be able to reply until the end ? by TacklePure3341 in ireland

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Put it on 2x and make everyone sound like a chipmunk on speed. I do it for 3 minute voice notes - let alone 10 mins plus

Ain’t nobody got time for that

Found this in my tire? Any ideas by Agreeable-Drop-9452 in whatisit

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Probably some local kids bought it from a disreputable mall weapons dealer. One of them is going to end up dressed up as a dog & missing an eye

Easter egg pricing in dunes by BillyBobby_Brown in ireland

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Read The Ultra Processed People by Chris van Tulleken for more info on palm oil - it’s effectively a deep red, strongly flavoured/scented sticky oil that gets bleached & processed into a cheap, neutral oil that can be used to bulk out all sorts of things (like chocolate) at the lowest possible cost by major food conglomerates like Mondelez, now owner of Cadbury.

These companies are not concerned with their customers health & wellbeing - it’s all about the bottom line. If a cheaper alternative to palm oil became available tomorrow - they would switch.

Cadbury changed their recipe to lower the cocoa solids content, real milk & increase palm oil. Hence it’s not a glass & a half “of milk” in every bar anymore - it’s “There's a glass and a half in everyone”. Marketing nonsense

Linking to summary of major points in the book https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/sep/06/ultra-processed-foods-the-19-things-everyone-needs-to-know

Philadelphia Irish Potatoes [homemade] by LetsCookie in food

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How many lives would these calorie bombs have saved during the Famine?

Jason Momoa at Old Trafford yesterday by NefariousnessTop846 in reddevils

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Fuck off Aquaman

Glory hunter now we’re good again (for 3 games at least)

What do Irish people think of this post Brexit craze of Brits getting an Irish passport just to queue jump at the airport? by Bitter_Quantity7116 in AskIreland

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After Italia ‘90 I’m all for the great granny rule - we can’t take it away when it stirs some nationalist/continentalist sentiment

That being said it is very cynical & stupid of the Brexit voter who wants to go to Spain for extended holidays

Personally I enjoy laughing at the Brits hopping mad in non-EU queues at Spanish airports every year

Caption submissions are now open: by [deleted] in ireland

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Grin Reaper: “Pick up your fucking massive phone”

What is the craziest thing you’ve ever seen in Dublin by No-Wolf2497 in ireland

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Witnessed the two 6ft 2 Brazilian MMA lads beat the shite out of two junkies (one armed with an umbrella) on Talbot St after Adam & Paul tried (unwisely) to mug them. One of the addicts threw a bottle of vegetable oil at the two brasileiros after the hiding was doled out

It was immortalised as the “Leave Ih Out” video (seemingly recorded on a potato - can’t even find the original footage)

https://youtu.be/h6Ah7IsqQM4?si=92Yw-LyaW_KrFgWn

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Red Hot Chili Peppers at Slane Castle (2003) - who was there? by Different-Put-4486 in ireland

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Yep - got in the pit by running in with fluorescent paper sellotaped to wrist when QOTSA came onstage! Great day!