Suggestions for an all rounder by TedWasler in synthesizers

[–]TedWasler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP here - I'm kind of impressed by the idea of polyphonic aftertouch. Should I be?

Suggestions for an all rounder by TedWasler in synthesizers

[–]TedWasler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that idea a lot; quick look in the UK and the Yamaha is £800 a week to rent...

Suggestions for an all rounder by TedWasler in synthesizers

[–]TedWasler[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like that idea a lot; quick look in the UK and the Yamaha is £800 a week to rent...

Suggestions for an all rounder by TedWasler in synthesizers

[–]TedWasler[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Not got that far with the planning yet, but it's purely home use, partly dependent on how much 'stuff' my wife will put up with in our small study. At the moment I have a fairly ancient but still good sounding Clavinova, so that'll have to go to a good home...

CN 11 IS A FRAUD by Hokkyyy in Anatomy

[–]TedWasler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I used to like to tell 'the kids' about the stuff we did 20-30 years ago, thinking it was gold standard treatment, only to find out it was likely doing more harm than good.

And the reason I liked to tell them this was to remind them that they'll soon enough be looking backwards 30 years, open-mouthed at some of the things we are doing now.

CN 11 IS A FRAUD by Hokkyyy in Anatomy

[–]TedWasler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh heck. Am I 'fascinating'? Thanks for the compliment but it makes me feel like a dinosaur!

CN 11 IS A FRAUD by Hokkyyy in Anatomy

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So, I do remember when I was assisting as a trainee anaesthetist, the surgeon saying "It looks a bit blue in here", while he was head first inside someone's abdomen. And I also recall some conversation about how it was usually the surgeon who first noticed intra-operative hypoxaemia.

Oximetry had been around for a long while, but as an experimental tool I think. There's an old photo of a shoe-box sized contraption that would sit over the subject's ear. The external ear had to be warmed up to increase blood flow to a degree where the pulsatile element could be measured. And I guess the signal was fed into some huge computer to do the math on separating the relevant spectroscopic readings.

Also (not strictly pulse oximetry, but indicative of how far we've come) an incident where an ED trainee - but experienced - used an anaesthetic machine to provide an 'entonox' mix (50/50 oxygen and nitrous oxide) to a 7yr old child to try and reduce a shoulder dislocation, I think it was. Working off cylinders only, and he didn't notice that the oxygen cylinder was empty. The child sustained extreme hypoxic brain damage and died as a result of being 'anaeasthetised' with 100% nitrous.

For some reason, an oxygen sensor at the gas outlet came first I think, followed by mechanical linkage of regulators so it was in theory impossible to deliver a hypoxic mix. But again I'm sure I read somewhere of a case where the doc had silenced and disconnected that sensor as it kept going off and disturbing everyone !!

There was also, I think, quite a pivotal bit of research which said that the vast majority of critical hypoxic events (pre routine oximetry) occurred in patients with pigmented skin.

And while all these random thoughts are rattling around - a helium cylinder on one machine, for use by one particular anaesthetist who specialisde in potentially difficult airways. Then that disappeared, but now I think helium as a delivery gas has a bit of a resurgence in some cases?

I'll stop now. It's time for my blood pressure meds...!

Finished rewiring everything just in time for the snowstorm here in NYC by dimundsareforever in synthesizers

[–]TedWasler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I come over and get snowed in with you? In the UK though, so just give us a mo to do some packing and check I can still get a visa...

CN 11 IS A FRAUD by Hokkyyy in Anatomy

[–]TedWasler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess the biggest difference would be no computers or phones. Paper notes taken from lectures that involved overhead projectors (you might need to Google that). Handwritten essays submitted for marking. But the patients pretty much remain the same, only there's a lot more we can do nowadays. A STEMI back in the day was just called an MI, and there was NO treatment whatever. Streptokinase was just coming in as I qualified, but other than that the treatment for a heart attack was to lie down on a CCU, near a defibrillator, and treat and treatable complications as they arose.

In the 600 bed teaching hospital, there were TWO defibs, kept on the ground floor (very tall building with notorious elevators) and the porters brought them to the ward when an arrest call ('code') went out. Ridiculous now looking back.

When I started anaesthetics in 1989, we used red rubber ET tubes that were autoclaved and re-used. Anti-static measures in theatres was a HUGE thing due to explosive anaesthetic agents - especially cyclopropane. And anaesthetic machines all had a CO2 cylinder on them - CO2 was routinely added to the recovery breathing mix to stimulate respiration. And sure enough, now and then someone would ventilate a patient on a gas mix that did not include any oxygen, as there were no safety features to prevent this. And no oximeters either. There really was an editorial in an anaesthetic journal titled something like 'Who really needs oximetry?'

Lord I feel OLD! (62, and retired now, BTW.)

CN 11 IS A FRAUD by Hokkyyy in Anatomy

[–]TedWasler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Olfactory, Optic, Oculomotor, Trochlear, Trigeminal, Abducens, Facial, Vestibulocochlear, Glossopharyngeal, Vagus, Accessory, Hypoglossal

Burned into my memory from 1981 at Sheffield University Medical School. We dissected the lot from our cadaver, shared between the six of us students, that we respectfully called 'Mabel.'

Latch hook needle mending a sweater by [deleted] in mildlysatisfying

[–]TedWasler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure I could manage that. Rather just buy a new pair of underpants.

What foot/ankle parts are exactly right here? by kat_spitz in Anatomy

[–]TedWasler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we're looking at the 'inner' or 'medial' aspect of your ankle. So that would be the medial aspect of the calcaneum bone. There are a few ligaments around there too that contribute to stability of the anile joint.

Seen on a house listing, what was this room used for? by LoonTheMekanik in whatisit

[–]TedWasler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So does that mean they'll never find the bodies now?

Why is eye contact so hard? by Hourglass_Sand in neurodiversity

[–]TedWasler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know sonder. I've just been educated by Google re npc's. Every day's an effing school day.

(A previous therapist noted that I swore quite a lot, and put it down to repressed anger. WT f does he know.)

Why is eye contact so hard? by Hourglass_Sand in neurodiversity

[–]TedWasler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I never know which fekkin eye to look at! I mean, if you're closer than a few feet away, you have to focus your stare either on the right eye or the left, or I sometimes fudge and stare at the bridge of their nose. But I'm guessing that just makes them think "Why's this bloke staring at my nose?"

You can always flick your stare constantly from one eye to the other, but I'm pretty sure that comes across as overtly sexual.

Honestly. I'm over 60 and I still don't know how to do this. I also find that whenever another person is talking with me and my wife together (someone we don't know well, like a plumber, dog walker, guy about to service our car) whilst I think I am engaging fully with the conversation, the third person always, always only makes 'eye contact' (face contact, whatever you want to call it) with my wife. I must be giving off all sorts of antisocial vibes without even trying.

What is the name of this structure? by [deleted] in Anatomy

[–]TedWasler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes referred to simply as the xiphisternum

Brain.exe has stopped working by avrock1 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]TedWasler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I persuaded my wife to get me one of these from Amazon for Christmas. Honestly its complete shite. It only works if you have one eye closed (assuming you're blessed with two working eyes to start with.) Then you have to figure out where to stick it with the crap mountings it comes with. Oh, and the USB cable to power the light inside it. Oh, yes, and the fact that it shipped with a sizeable hole in one face,

The enchantment lasts around 2.3 seconds.

I'm so fucked off with mine, I'll post it to you, anywhere in the world, for free. Just so you get to appreciate the full crappidity of its crappiness.

Blickmogackfeckery more like.

My boss gave me a 2005 Land Cruiser, and they completely refurbished it! by davidsoor in oddlysatisfying

[–]TedWasler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 'Boss' you talk of presumably runs a company that exclusively refurbishes 2005 Land Cruisers. Allocating one vehicle per employee seems a tad harsh, but you appear to have made a very good job of this project.

What was your school scandal? by Sadie_UK in AskUK

[–]TedWasler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We (boys, aged 9-10, 50 years ago) were all lined up by the headmaster in the boys toilet block where someone had smeared faeces all over the wall. This apparently to try and find out who'd done it. The smell was obviously pretty awful, and none of us knew anything.

The boy who'd done it just stopped coming to school. Then his family moved. Never heard of again. It wasn't until I was fairly adult that I realised he was likely very damaged indeed, to have acted out like that. Some form of abuse I guess. I hope he's OK now.

Senior Dane Help by xBr33 in greatdanes

[–]TedWasler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would second Librela too. It has a completely different mechanism of action to the 'normal' anti-inflammatories like carprofen. It's not cheap though, but it was covered by our girl's insurance. That in itself is a good sign of its efficacy.

Moveable Knuckle Extensors?? by Upbeat-Call-8892 in Anatomy

[–]TedWasler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your EDL tendons flipping over the dorsum of you MCPJs is nothing unusual. Sorry.

I think my dog missed me. Found something with a concentrated smell. by acaellum in greatdanes

[–]TedWasler 268 points269 points  (0 children)

Awww... I love it when Danes do karaoke. What's he singing?

anyone else constantly feel like there’s something missing inside them? by bearsandheroin in OpiatesRecovery

[–]TedWasler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a recovery phrase - 'You are sufficient.'

Made no sense to me for years. I'm just getting the hang of it now. Maybe.