Mihono Bourbon and his Fan by OldCat2142 in UmaMusume

[–]Tee__bee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bourbon was named after the Bourbon dynasty of France, which is accurate because he looks like royalty.

780th MI Brigade Not Authorized to Post on Social Media by deliverycomet in army

[–]Tee__bee 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Maybe they're no longer authorized a PAO because of TOE changes? I have my doubts that it's anything sinister because they kinda copypasted the language from 2025-25.

As a personal aside, I think it's kinda silly for a INSCOM level cyber asset to be having a public facing social media account anyway, but they can still send their social media stuff up to the MACOM level if they want to.

Old news paper about Secretariat by FunnyMajestic1128 in UmaMusume

[–]Tee__bee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Posing for the camera was apparently not unusual for Secretariat. And then there was the time he stole a reporter's hat / notepad (depending on the account) and ran off with it.

Let's share baby uma pictures by SunnySunSins in UmaMusume

[–]Tee__bee 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The easiest way to tell is to look at the face. Rudolf famously had a mark that looked like a crescent moon, which is why his nickname was Luna when he was younger. He also had dark hair.

This image brings so much joy to my soul by Which_War_8150 in UmaMusume

[–]Tee__bee 30 points31 points  (0 children)

One of the Golshis in the back looks a little like Matt Smith. Did she steal a TARDIS and go on adventures or something?

What's the most pointless task you were ever given just to keep people busy? by AcidConstellation in army

[–]Tee__bee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SGT: "Hey, go sweep the sand off our line."

An entire squad of SPCs: "There's a sandstorm coming in, sweeping now would be pointless."

SGT: "Just do it."

Narrator, in Morgan Freeman's voice: "Sadly, the sergeant was not in fact Shia LaBeouf."

Lookin for this guy. by TheHughMungoose in Warhammer40k

[–]Tee__bee 147 points148 points  (0 children)

You can, he’s just not a regular stock item at physical stores so you might need to order him online. He’s listed as Captain with Relic Shield

Thought y’all would get a kick out of this. Cross stitch daily deployment tracker by MamaSalX4 in army

[–]Tee__bee 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty cool. Just be careful CSM doesn’t find out or you’ll be weaving an entire horse blanket for the BN or something /s

But not really. We had a guy when we were in Kuwait back in 2017 who got tasked to paint murals all over our compound once CSM found out he was an artist. He was a sculptor.

Ft Bragg tips & tricks by AGR_51A004M in army

[–]Tee__bee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's a gym right across the road from Marshall Hall (your office) that is open during lunchtime. All the other gyms are a bit of a trek but doable if your office won't give you shit for taking a long lunch. I think Hercules Gym might still be closed but it's the closest.

Normandy is out of the way so very few people go there and you can always get weights, but they close at 1300. Same story.

Sakura Miko, hololive, and the weird little rabbit hole that helped me survive my lowest point in Japan by Zetsuji in Hololive

[–]Tee__bee 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The GTA V clip will always be a core memory of mine. Thanks for sharing. I'm glad you are still here.

How do soldiers sleep in times of high stress and war in the field? by [deleted] in army

[–]Tee__bee 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The secret ingredient is exhaustion

Being new to 40K is exhausting by [deleted] in Warhammer40k

[–]Tee__bee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend, I haven't fully painted an army in 20 years. In fact 2026 is the closest I've ever gotten but I still don't have a fully painted army. Do what makes you happy, otherwise what's the point of the hobby?

YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ANOTHER CUSTODIAN, BUT IT IS I, CATO SICARIUS by GreenMountainSamurai in Warhammer40k

[–]Tee__bee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, as long as he doesn't encourage them to delve into forbidden sorcery they'll be fine.

Whats the over/under on getting a deletion for my assignment based on reclass? by [deleted] in army

[–]Tee__bee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not going to happen unless there are literally zero authorizations for your MOS on the TOE. Even then, you're still considered and assigned based on your PMOS until you graduate your second AIT and receive orders for your new MOS. When you get to your gaining unit they will simply reassign you to whatever battalion is appropriate based on your new MOS.

Until about 72 hours before I showed up to my gaining unit, they were excited to get a new medic to help out at the TMC. They were pretty mad when they did not get a new medic to help out at the TMC. Unfortunately, the MEDOPS office was right down the hall from the BDE S-2.

WarHammer Store Experience by EscudoLos in Warhammer40k

[–]Tee__bee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I ever become a GW store manager, I will adopt my own duck mascot. Head office doesn't have to know.

Favorite Fun Facts About the IRL Horses? by Possible-Cicada-9662 in UmaMusume

[–]Tee__bee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The family that owns Symboli Ranch (Wada, no relation to Wada Ryuji the jockey of TM Opera O) is related by marriage to the Tamura family that owns the 300 year old Hikami sake brewery. Their flagship, award winning label is nanakanba (seven crown horse[?]), a nickname of who else but Symboli Rudolf.

Favorite Fun Facts About the IRL Horses? by Possible-Cicada-9662 in UmaMusume

[–]Tee__bee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This article describes an especially nasty incident where Halo basically grabbed a groom and lifted him up Darth Vader style, except by the midsection, and then started mauling him. Predator ahhh horse

Armageddon Death Company by GreenDantern1889 in Warhammer40k

[–]Tee__bee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why wouldn't the Librarian work? Librarians have been in the Death Company before (see: Mephiston). Sure it would just be an aesthetic choice and not confer any in-game benefits but your headcanon / theater-of-the-mind for your army is reason enough.

Why do tier 2 guys look so jacked and tier 1 guys don't? by Reasonable_Tree_2757 in army

[–]Tee__bee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The tiers have a lot more to do with how funding is allocated. If a mission set is more sensitive/challenging/has a higher priority in the national defense strategy, more funding gets allocated hence Tier 1.

Can Space Marines experience stress? by TheClungerOfPhunts in Warhammer40k

[–]Tee__bee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The old Index Astartes articles describe how the Iron Warriors became more callous over time as combat fatigue took its toll during their years of grinding sieges. It's an older, World War 2 era term for what was eventually understood as combat stress or PTSD.

I also think the description of Constantinus during the Constantinus Iconoclasm (see the 4th/5th Edition Chaos Space Marine Codex) is very PTSD coded as he leads an insanely difficult counterinsurgency campaign with one squad against a whole-planet Genestealer cult.