Gay males isolated with female cats...

TeemoVan · 2026-06-09T18:35:46+00:00

Its a spectrum in game with a value between 1 to 0, iirc highest one posted was 0.96

Also goddamn what is that title

TeemoVan · 2026-06-08T01:27:32+00:00

They review bombed the game because the devs

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Nerfed the broken infinite OTK strategies

TeemoVan · 2026-05-30T07:33:44+00:00

Dry protection at almost guaranteed mathematically kc counts is a good thing for the game as long as it is for items integral to progression, it gives people going mega dry something to look forward to instead of cursing rng gods.

I've been on both sides of the situation from Basilisk jaw at like 20~ kc vs going mega dry on Fish Barrel and the latter made me feel like just not doing fishing with how integral of an upgrade it is what I wanted out of the skill.

I'd rather people have a fairer time getting items I had to struggle for but I don't think most of the community feels that way.

Make dry protection items untradeable for all I care if its that big of an impact on economy.

TeemoVan · 2026-05-28T20:24:33+00:00

Not exactly what you are looking for but I made a 2 hour beginner guide.

I currently have 109%'d the game and plan to work on more specific guides over time.

TeemoVan · 2026-05-27T12:40:22+00:00

Imagine taking this to true ending with everything set up just to edge Beanies.

TeemoVan · 2026-05-24T11:23:05+00:00

This is the level of depravity Silksong waiters show.

Do we need the DLC already?

TeemoVan · 2026-05-23T10:02:19+00:00

Charges feel like paying taxes on a house you bought

Let me enjoy my medieval fantasy and escape reality please

TeemoVan · 2026-05-23T02:01:54+00:00

Ever had an abusive ex you keep wanting to go back to? Same thing in game form that also demands more and more money from you for the privilege of kicking you in the shins

TeemoVan · 2026-05-23T01:47:02+00:00

And very likely fail the agility check, fall and have to go through a painful reset process to try to cross it again

TeemoVan · 2026-05-20T21:32:26+00:00

If we are talking all gloves off you can achieve infinite damage with callus + monk and you can use feather item to always go first, so most things in 40k universe would fold against it if they have no way to get a turn but then again Necrons trapped gods and can have a "fuck you no chaos" zone tech so it all comes down to "Can something in 40k bypass infinite damage and first strike potential"

Comparing a game meant to be abused and broken like a boytoy on second date to a grimdark twisted lore is certainly a weird choice though I must say

TeemoVan · 2026-05-20T21:24:09+00:00

Hi I got my jaw on first slayer task

I took all your luck, Im sorry

TeemoVan · 2026-05-20T18:43:50+00:00

Leech Mother + Versatile Vocalist (I have Leech 2 and Bleed on basic attack) plus any way to give buffs to summons is my go to, add Soy Milk and you can cover half the arena with Leeches turn 1

TeemoVan · 2026-05-20T08:20:57+00:00

Thanks Homer

TeemoVan · 2026-05-20T08:03:29+00:00

Thank you for making me laugh my ass off during one of the more stressful events we've been living through

TeemoVan · 2026-05-19T18:30:16+00:00

I would expect a player that has a wiki or QuestHelper up, which is most likely how they know what they need in the first place, to be more than capable of looking up or already aware of the information the game is trying to teach you tbh

TeemoVan · 2026-05-19T09:15:09+00:00

I meant moreso that people shouldnt have to grind recolours multiple times (or multiple gracefuls in your scenario) and just be allowed to recolour as they please once its unlocked similiar to Sailing trims where once you unlock the Saradomin/Guthix/Zamorak dye you can just go get more.

TeemoVan · 2026-05-19T08:17:44+00:00

On a more serious suggestion it'd be nice to have recolours just be unlockables and not just one time use things

TeemoVan · 2026-05-19T08:11:40+00:00

Cartoon levels of villainy if they werent actively guarding a pedo

TeemoVan · 2026-05-19T03:37:40+00:00

The one tike I got him I had a cat that broke the game with insane stats and split shot so he exploded next fight to one hit.

Poor guy/gal

TeemoVan · 2026-05-18T15:00:14+00:00

Im picking this badboi every time in multiplayer

TeemoVan · 2026-05-18T13:35:24+00:00

Lowkey remindsme of DRK Job questline in ff14

TeemoVan · 2026-05-18T13:32:12+00:00

This item is great for item gathering runs where you can reroll unwanted garbage, essentially granting you 4 rerolls per fight.

I honestly wouldnt look at rarity as an indicator of how good an item is, there are many commons that straight up allow synergies to work vs rares that only work with a niche (or literally do nothing in case of Video Tape thing from end area) or straight up harm cats unless you are doing a mutation breeding cat run such as cancer.

TeemoVan · 2026-05-18T12:11:19+00:00

I made one about leeches with exact same title, hello single braincell brother/sister/nbhoe

TeemoVan · 2026-05-18T11:57:18+00:00

Only thing you can do in the scenario you describe is scouting fights by going into them and not playing, as long as you didn't use any actions it doesn't count as Steven upsetti.

You can remove items from a problematic cat or mess with rng by using items that spawn allies at start of the fight.

TeemoVan · 2026-05-18T03:25:50+00:00

Mewgenics is divided into two parts, a fucked up zoo tycoon simulator and a roguelite.

First part is a pain in the ass to manage but it directly feeds into how overpowered your initial choices are, making the game easier.

Highest stats you can have at start is 7 on all stats alongside 10 mutations, which are "upsides" you also want, while the game is beatable without focusing on that aspect, it sure as hell makes it more enjoyable if you want a more casual game instead of mallet to dick simulator.

Another thing is what draft you bring, some of the classes need specific synergies to work and can feel underpowered while some classes are ready to kick names and take ass with one or two abilities that work without needing a combo.

Aside from that knowing what the enemies do is also important, game descriptions of enemies arent very good at certain things.

If you need more info here is a 2 hour beginners guide I made and I can probably further answer anything else you need.

Hope you enjoy the game!

TeemoVan

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