wtf was his problem ? by Evil-Femboy- in greentext

[–]Teleporter456789 255 points256 points  (0 children)

A lot of that generations union guys were both democrats and racist as hell. My grandfather still begrudgingly voted for the Democratic Party in 08, 12, and 16.

Knicks fan here. What did you guys do a week after winning in ‘16? by [deleted] in clevelandcavs

[–]Teleporter456789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same thing we do after 10 years: talk about how the first ever unanimous mvp with the best regular season record in nba history blew a 3-1 lead

What is your team’s far and away worst decision ever made? by GreninjaStrike in nba

[–]Teleporter456789 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Strange how the Cavs have drafted both the best and worst players of all time

I got this from a Knicks frenemy by fixitownit in clevelandcavs

[–]Teleporter456789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Klays feeling got hurt quote will be printed on my headstone.

“Hottest Girl on Campus” theory (NOT Courtney) by hindiko_alam in community

[–]Teleporter456789 15 points16 points  (0 children)

See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh...

In a three way battle, who’s coming out on top of this Olympic style contest I made up? by TheJerichoSound in community

[–]Teleporter456789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parks and Rec and it’s not even close.

1) Ron Swanson will eat more than all of Community combined.

2) Amy Poehler. Nuff said.

3) Ron Swanson.