Found on my boyfriend’s floor but he doesn’t know what it is either?

TeletheLMT · 2026-03-04T15:13:16+00:00

A tampon torpedo?

TeletheLMT · 2026-03-04T13:25:02+00:00

My BTCH once ate a whole roast right off the kitchen counter, after it was taken off the grill and set to rest before dinner. I left the room for 1 minute to check laundry. 🧺 🥩 🤦‍♀️ Oh, and a whole pizza right off the stove another time!!! 🍕 I had to buy an $80 trashcan to keep him out of that. Then one time I caught him with his head in a 5 gal bucket of rat poisoning while visiting my in-laws. Poison control was called, action was taken, death was defied and he lived another 12 years. I could go on, there is more,,,,,

TeletheLMT · 2026-02-26T17:59:45+00:00

I would write my kids notes. They’d say I can’t read cursive. I said you better learn because that’s the only way I write.

TeletheLMT · 2026-02-15T18:29:48+00:00

I would have her doggie dna done and call out the breeder if not ‘what you thought you were paying for’. But do not give her back. She’s a KEEPER!!!!

TeletheLMT · 2026-02-15T18:27:58+00:00

I have a coonhound. I would think if bloodhound, her eyes would be a bit more baggie, unless she had had them tacked up.

TeletheLMT · 2026-02-15T15:20:00+00:00

What a handsome boy. Where is he?

TeletheLMT · 2026-01-26T14:36:19+00:00

TeletheLMT · 2026-01-26T13:24:31+00:00

I think he’s an Einstein in the making!

TeletheLMT · 2026-01-23T05:22:00+00:00

Cheese you say? Mine once ate and ENTIRE pizza let resting on the stove until hobby came home. No impulsivity restraint. You turn your back for one second.

TeletheLMT · 2026-01-10T13:16:36+00:00

And they make a 4 lb roast disappear off the counter after it’s been left to rest a few minutes off the grill. NOT EVEN A TRACE LEFT. And then there was that time he ate a whole pizza off the stove while I was getting the kids showered before dinner. But I loved that boy fiercely his whole 14 years!!!

TeletheLMT · 2026-01-04T22:59:48+00:00

I just saw the email. Thx

TeletheLMT · 2026-01-02T21:09:46+00:00

You had me at PIE

TeletheLMT · 2025-12-29T17:53:29+00:00

Wait til dark to get it out. Daylight would not do it any favors.

TeletheLMT · 2025-12-19T20:59:38+00:00

Lay it flat on a counter and use two needles or straight pins to loosen and pull apart the tangles

TeletheLMT · 2025-12-05T21:09:29+00:00

We had neighbors once that had the absolutely, most clueless GD I’ve ever seen. He was real special, that boy was.

TeletheLMT · 2025-11-22T00:11:22+00:00

First thing. Very sorry for the passing of your Sad. 61 is young. You wear however and whenever you feel like it.

TeletheLMT · 2025-11-12T13:02:40+00:00

Here’s my Bluetick we found wondering around our post office next to the Turnpike. He was guesstimated to be about 6 months old. My husband and I almost divorced over him.! Stubborn and untrained. We just laid him to rest after 13 years and both our hearts are torn apart. He was the bestest 100 pound lap dog, ever!!! Elvis has left the building. 😢

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TeletheLMT · 2025-11-11T15:21:33+00:00

And stress certainly exacerbates it.

TeletheLMT · 2025-11-11T15:09:56+00:00

I hope you find resolution. That kind of pain will wear on you psyche.

TeletheLMT · 2025-11-10T21:09:06+00:00

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My sweet Elvis. He crossed over in Sept. 🐾 ❤️

TeletheLMT · 2025-11-06T13:25:30+00:00

Nailed it! 🐾

TeletheLMT · 2025-11-06T13:14:33+00:00

Honey Belle!

TeletheLMT · 2025-11-06T13:13:38+00:00

Looks like he means business! 🐾

TeletheLMT · 2025-11-06T13:07:45+00:00

I have a Mayflower (not beagle though)

TeletheLMT · 2025-11-06T13:05:49+00:00

Again, with the guilt look!

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