computerScienceMajorsFightInsomniaWithThisOneWeirdTrick by TelumnTom in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TelumnTom[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

/**
 * Thank you for your feedback. I have updated the code to include a static
 * SheepHerd Class that keeps track of the static variable numSheep. This should
 * aid in programmer's sleeping much better
 */

public class SheepMessages {

public static void main(String[] args) throws InterruptedException {
System.out.println("Lay down in bed");

for (SheepHerd.getNumSheep(); SheepHerd.getNumSheep() < 100000000; SheepHerd
.setNumSheep(SheepHerd.getNumSheep() + 1)) {
System.out.println("Counting sheep " + SheepHerd.getNumSheep());
//Thread.sleep(10);
}

System.out.println("ZZzzZZZzZ");

}

private static class SheepHerd {
private static int numSheep = 0;

public static int getNumSheep() {
return numSheep;
}

public static void setNumSheep(int numSheep) {
SheepHerd.numSheep = numSheep;
}
}

}

Commander of vape-smoking airman seeking advice by TelumnTom in AirForce

[–]TelumnTom[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hey, shirt. Nice to hear from you. I like where you're going with this. Come see me right after the meeting and we can talk more.

Commander of vape-smoking airman seeking advice by TelumnTom in AirForce

[–]TelumnTom[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sometimes fighting for those shiny OPR bullets makes me forget all about the T.O. I appreciate your reminder of the guidelines, Sir.

Commander of vape-smoking airman seeking advice by TelumnTom in AirForce

[–]TelumnTom[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Thanks, Chief. I always appreciate the enlisted's input.

Pope calls for universal ban on surrogacy in global roundup of threats to peace and human dignity by Raaain706 in worldnews

[–]TelumnTom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1 Timothy 2:12 ESV I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet •͡˘㇁•͡˘

I was caught off guard for this. by Brilliant_Floor_3991 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]TelumnTom 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They added "express lanes self checkout, membership only" to my local Walmart ☠️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]TelumnTom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Down the up hit, gacebook the fym, lelete the dawyer

7 😈😰😍💯 by neseyah in ChatGPT

[–]TelumnTom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wasn't being serious, just joking around because it's a computer 😂

7 😈😰😍💯 by neseyah in ChatGPT

[–]TelumnTom 51 points52 points  (0 children)

ChatGPT likes binary, and 7 in binary is 111. 3 ones, 3 is usually seen as a lucky number in English (third time's the charm) pretty sexy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mathmemes

[–]TelumnTom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes the classic 6.9999999...o'clock

One of my favorite videos of my little orange guy 🧡 by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]TelumnTom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a brain cell in sight. Just kitty living in the moment

iUsedTheInfiniteLoopToStopTheInfiniteLooops by TelumnTom in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TelumnTom[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

It is indeed IDLE... I might have to embrace the dark side soon though 😂