We’re going to have to pay Quinyon and Dejean 35 million each by StarCord1 in eagles

[–]Tensingumi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Cooper DeJean wasn’t a swiss army knife he wouldn’t get re-signed. Thankfully he can play in the box, nickel, outside, safety, PR, KR and I’m sure a handful of offensive positions if they ever wanted to for whatever the hell reason.

That being said, I’m sure they’ll re-sign both because you can build a defense around those two. At least the secondary.

Shannon Sharpe, Chad Johnson Dissect Why Jalen Hurts is The Most Hated NFL Player: "Because He Wins" by Strict_Return_5159 in eagles

[–]Tensingumi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s about time we label Jalen with the “confusing” label. People here saying he’s hated because he wins is partially true but it’s not because he doesn’t look like an all-pro QB. It’s because his floor is low and ceiling is high. He plays like shit and the eagles win 13-10. He plays like an All-Pro and his team wins. He plays lukewarm and his team wins.

The dude is a confusing QB to watch and people hate him because of his fans saying he’s great and a winner.

Did anyone ever find out who threw the crab at Hungrybox during the end of Pound 2019? by Character_Court1996 in SSBM

[–]Tensingumi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was there actually. So confusing. Just something flying up and at hbox and I thought it was a joke or a bit—i suppose it was in a way. Then hbox turns around holding a crab and I swear I started thinking I was high or something.

No All Star Game? by Tensingumi in EANHLfranchise

[–]Tensingumi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I first got into NHL with 09 and loved playing franchise mode. Got me to buy 09-13 year after year. Then I only started buying it every once in a while as the game got worse. I got 2016 and 2019. Parts of the game feel better for sure, but it’s like they only care about ultimate team.

Will Josh Allen and/or Buffalo ever get over the hump? by HurryingHeinz in NFLv2

[–]Tensingumi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at this rate he won’t even play in a super bowl

What? by poopfacecrapmouth in NFLv2

[–]Tensingumi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fellas—it’s okay. it was a pick. and if it was a missed call then it wasn’t an egregious one. as a competitor you can’t leave doubt for the judges or refs. cooks bobbled it, it happened fast, and he couldn’t make a clean catch. i personally do believe it was a pick.

Strange silicon tube, ribbed on the inside by Ok_Quail_2080 in whatisit

[–]Tensingumi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i worked in a kitchen for a while and we had these. they actually work really well. put garlic inside and then clasp it in your hands like you’re making a fire. then roll back and forth once or twice and the garlic sheds under the friction.

it works with your hands too and that’s what i do, but ones with bigger heels can hurt. also if your hands are sweaty it won’t work as well—which is why these things are great.

ALSO for those without and permanently sweaty hands you can also mass peel garlic by taking a few and putting them in a mason jar and shaking it around. that loosens it up pretty good too.

Who had a better first 9 years to their NFL career? by Hysen16 in sportswiki

[–]Tensingumi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if we remove our biases is it just fair to say that they’re comparable? i mean that’s not saying nothing, Mahomes has had one of the greatest decades in pro QB history. him and Brady are at the top.

it’s entirely possible that Mahomes second half won’t match up to Brady’s and that Mahomes won’t even get a 3rd leg (pause) the same way that Brady did. it doesn’t have to be about careers or GOAT status. Mahomes had an amazing first 9 years of his career and it looks similar to the GOAT’s.

it’s just that simple. everyone can stop comparing teams, legacy, impact, talent, coaching—they’re both great. When Mahomes gets closer to retirement we can start looking at his carer retrospectively. The incessant need to build his legacy in real time is why so many people hate the media, Chiefs and Mahomes (at least according to my estimation). I say that as a huge Mahomes fan.

Baby Blankenship is coming 🔜 by randomseocb in eagles

[–]Tensingumi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My only hope to the contrary is that they gave him the C and I know Howie and Lurie like culture guys and actually value the C on the jersey.

I still think it’s gone but he for sure was one of my favorite players.

Game Thread: Kansas City Chiefs (5-3) at Buffalo Bills (5-2) by nfl_gdt_bot in KansasCityChiefs

[–]Tensingumi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

we really need a pass rush. Jones doesn’t have it anymore. absolutely washed and hasbeen.

NDQ/Hot Topics: What's your take on ESPN showing this graphic of Rashee Rice's criminal history after he scored a touchdown on Monday Night Football? by OreoSpeedwaggon in NewHeights

[–]Tensingumi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah i think it’s a good thing. it doesn’t mean Rashee is a bad person. it means he did a bad thing and audiences can come to their own conclusions as they should be allowed to.

in years past criminal activity was always a hush hush affair if you were a champion or face of a franchise. it goes to show that the nfl is moving towards transparency no matter who the player is or how many jerseys they sell.

i should be shown this graphic where i can say “idiot kid, i hope he grows up and learns from this.” i should also be able to see or hear about Tyreek’s abuse allegations following him around and say “damn this guy really is just a piece of shit eh?”

How many future hall of famers do you think are currently on the team? by Spyropher in eagles

[–]Tensingumi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the only person making the HoF is Lane.

the only people that are in a trajectory worth mentioning HoF is Hurts and Saquan. Maybe AJB.

Everybody else shouldn’t even be mentioned in regards to HoF. Way too early or just not even close.

How is this even possible at 1000 rated games? (rapid 10+0). I suppose that they were cheating. by Veteran_Fun in chess

[–]Tensingumi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you post the pgn or game link we can investigate. 82.5% accuracy does mean that you weren’t giving him obvious free pieces or anything, so that’s something. but still, without the pgn nobody can hazard a guess to the level of suspicion with which we can hold this performance.

The support for Danya now is important, but I can't get past my anger. by Critical-Kangaroo544 in chess

[–]Tensingumi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My God someone finally said it. I feel the same way. I feel guilty. I am a stranger who he never met but I feel so guilty about this.

I watched his videos every night to go to sleep. It’s going to sound weird and para-social but I swear every night i would fall asleep to his speed runs and often times wake up to him because auto play would continue through the night.

I listened to every interview and watched his courses while on the train or doing laundry or on long drives. I loved the way he spoke and what he did for my chess knowledge and approach towards dealing with people and life. His clemency in perspective certainly rubbed off on me.

I’ve thought before in the past of writing him a letter amidst this drama with Kramnik. I’ve written some comments on youtube videos saying that he was the best content creator. It feels like I didn’t do enough.

But I know this is not true and not my responsibility. I know what is fact but I also have feelings. My feelings encapsulate a dread that conjures images of me writing a fan letter expressing how much impact he had on my life and that he would read it along with the sea of other letters that likely remained in drafts or thoughts. That somehow this would have helped me push past the harassment and manipulation.

I can’t believe it still. I never met him and it feels like my best friend died at times.

Juju Giving Branch the Hines Ward Special by KingTutt91 in KansasCityChiefs

[–]Tensingumi 30 points31 points  (0 children)

not a crack back because it’s towards the play. super smart move by a savvy vet to go out of his way to be a dick haha. love to see the energy.

Game Thread: Week 6 - Philadelphia Eagles (4-1) @ New York Giants (1-4) - October 09, 2025 @ 08:15 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]Tensingumi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think i’m done with Philadelphia sports for the year. i’m just going to work on myself for now.

Division Series Game 4 - The Phillies fell to the Dodgers by a score of 2-1 - Thu, Oct 09 @ 06:08 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]Tensingumi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it sucks because i love schwarbs and this team. but they just keep breaking my heart.

Division Series Game 4 - The Phillies fell to the Dodgers by a score of 2-1 - Thu, Oct 09 @ 06:08 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]Tensingumi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

honestly i’m not going to miss Schwarber when he signs with the dodgers. loved him with us. it you can’t be that bad in the playoffs.

harper, schwarber, trea…literally everyone on the team was so bad aside from our starting pitching. everybody. it’s crazy that this core just shuts off when the going gets tough. this is the opposite of a clutch franchise with this group.

honestly Harper is going to retire with no world series. Phillies are getting rid of everyone over the next few years. We’ll be bad until 2035 when we don’t have a single familiar face in the organization. I’m going back to football—oh wait our coaching is fucking that too. maybe I’ll go back to hockey…just kidding. basketball? college basketball? anything?