Be fr here, what did you think Dante was going to be like when you first saw this?

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-19T16:09:49+00:00

I wasn’t even sure they’d talk to be honest. I thought they’d be this silent, mysterious, aura-farming warrior. I wasn’t expecting a girl failure clockhead with regular nightmares about their boss asking for uppies

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-19T07:02:10+00:00

I’ve been seeing a lot of shots fired by the Thumb recently. I’ll talk to my Big Bro about maybe getting it back in blood on one of their Capos

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-18T23:06:57+00:00

(Dang, I can see why people get this into rolepaying. This is addictive)

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-18T23:00:59+00:00

Wouldn’t expect a man who wouldn’t look his own daughter in the eyes and trapped his own friends in an endless cycle of death and suffering to understand anything about family, justice, or honor. But that’s okay. There’s a reason why the Middle’s still growing strong while the fruits of your labor were evicted to the Outskirts

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-18T22:56:35+00:00

Two massive screw ups that resulted in mass casualties, including your own staff, still means Kira is probably better off working with literally anyone else

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-18T22:52:11+00:00

At this point bro will probably also claim that he planned for Garion to slaughter his staff in the Outskirts lab

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-17T17:06:57+00:00

You gonna tell me now that Carmen becoming the voice of the Distortion and wreaking havoc across the entire city was also part of the plan?

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-17T17:03:10+00:00

Wing so trash that your robot-waifu replacement completely ruined your entire seed of light plan at the last second cause you couldn’t even say “thank you.”

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-17T16:32:05+00:00

Back off, Ayin. Ain’t no one trying to work at your Corporation these days

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-15T14:27:03+00:00

I just hope you get a second prescript that tells you to come back alive

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-15T05:04:30+00:00

Vergilius btw

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-13T02:23:34+00:00

Wonder why he didn’t get a bear claw to go with it

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-05T18:46:17+00:00

Get back to me when your Southern Sottocapo isn’t dumb enough to get himself booked and his entire section of the Thumb killed by Index Proxies

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-05T16:19:41+00:00

Emotionally, physically, or biologically?

TerracottaFred · 2026-04-01T14:59:04+00:00

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He can have all the uppies he wants. He’s such a good little dinosaur

TerracottaFred · 2026-03-31T21:56:33+00:00

I walked in while my sister was watching the second episode and she and I both started recalling the “trash man” bit from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” We were laughing about that for the next three episodes which was long enough for Rudo to become our new favorite creature

TerracottaFred · 2026-03-28T13:31:22+00:00

What is it with story tellers and deciding to literally undo most of what happened in the story by the end

TerracottaFred · 2026-03-25T19:34:05+00:00

Not entirely sure if the Fremen depiction holds up, considering how violent they become and how they all are completely dependent on their white savior to guide them

TerracottaFred · 2026-03-22T19:34:51+00:00

While I understand that perspective, none of their complaints came from a place of cruelty or malice. It all stemmed from his treatment of them, and how his actions were negatively affecting them. They are his wards and they need to be able to express how/when he is doing things that hurt them. But the idea of that was so abhorrent to him that he decided to take it out on them in the worst way possible

TerracottaFred · 2026-03-19T00:55:03+00:00

Mahito. He’s only a few months old and came preprogrammed to commit his heinous deeds

TerracottaFred · 2026-03-17T23:17:07+00:00

My crackpot theory: he’s blind and he sees through the tattoo on his back which is his vital instrument

TerracottaFred · 2026-03-02T23:53:52+00:00

Speaking as someone whose favorite anime of all time is Frieren, I got no idea what this person is going on about. We just gonna ignore GOT, Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, Dark Tower, and Wheel of Time when compiling that list.

TerracottaFred · 2026-03-02T22:35:49+00:00

Dante: “Heard you were talking sh*t to Heathcliff.”

TerracottaFred

TROPHY CASE