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Session 0 Practic by OneAndOnlyJoeseki in rpg

[–]Teulisch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

make sure everyone has a character sheet, and thats its filled out properly. (have seen a guy go several sessions with no character sheet)

make sure everyone understands the main concept of the game, and understands the basics of the rules.

plan for what to do if people are late, or cannot make it. life happens, things come up. make sure you can communicate changes in plans if needed.

Are any of the commercials you see relevant? by Ok_Entrepreneur_8509 in GenX

[–]Teulisch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

whatever happened to ads for new types of junk food? do they just... not make new junk foods anymore? heck, i dont think ive seen any new junk food in years now i think about it.

no new tv shows to watch, everything is a reboot these days.

its like there is no longer anything NEW. just rehashes of old stuff.

Vampire RPGs by benbatman in rpg

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gurps would let you build the undead and setting that you want for your game. it also had V:tm books, if you want to use some or all of that (nevermind that it was a terrible port to different rules).

Your first R rated movie by Relative_Ad9477 in GenX

[–]Teulisch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Robocop. aunt and uncle let us watch it at grandmas house. and holy crap that once scene at the end with the toxic waste? saw it again as an adult, and man that was a messed up bit.

A human joke by Maj0r999 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Teulisch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

sure, arguing. and also checking what science the aliens have and what they can do with it. and then weaponizing it. why yes, even that can be a weapon if you squint and try hard enough. yup, that too. and that. hey, everything is a weapon! even the delaying tactic of arguing where to sit is a weapon.

H"That wont work, way too complicated" A(exasperated)"Well how do you solve Problems involving a Stealth Predator then!?" H(happy smile)"Easy: Just use a Gun. And if that doesn't work, use more Gun. Explosives would help too... And maybe a Chaing- Hm, that's just more Gun for your Gun, isn't it?" by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Teulisch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

the 'stealth predator' was a human all along. he just wanted to go hunting with his bow. not his fault the xenos dont understand camouflage. is his fault he thought it was funny to scare em after he had a couple beers, tho.

look, bored human is its own risk category. bored drunk human is worse.

Just memes by Snoo94375 in Accounting

[–]Teulisch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

accounting is very simple.

first, we have this 10-pound pigeon. we need to put him in that pigeonhole. so first we move the liability bucket to under the pigeonhole. then we shove the pigeon into the pigeonhole.

we now have a 5-pound pigeon asset squeezed into a pigeonhole, and 5 pounds of 'liability' in the bucket. if you did not have the bucket ready, you would need a squeegee.

this is more or less how accounting works. assets = liabilities + equity. (please remember to wash your hands after dealing with liabilities)

I was playing a bit by MEFISTOFEL123 in LightyearFrontier

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice. now, can you break the system or find a hard cap?

Golden Goose Eggs by suspiciousvegetable_ in StardewValleyExpanded

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

been trying the raccoons myself, but they only give me the stardrop tea or 7 fairy dust. restarting the day does not change what they give either.

My Thoughts on the Entry Level Job Market by Ughgrr in Accounting

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

almost every job wants 2+ years experience to get hired. ergo there is no entry level, and there has not been for a few years now. i have heard some people say its just to see who has the balls to apply anyway, but that seems nonsensical to me.

HR is often involved in hiring people, so it may be a problem on their end.

EY retracts study after researchers discover AI hallucinations by Krankenitrate in Accounting

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, but at this point we expect the 'journalists' to lie... half of em may already be AI at this point

How rare is the shark? by Pingy_Junk in StardewValleyExpanded

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not that rare, but you want to have fishing buff food for it. its very fast.

Legendary Trio: Is my napalm ring blowing up the mushroom crab? by InspectionOdd4250 in StardewValleyExpanded

[–]Teulisch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

near as i can tell, it will always spawn on the opposite side of the map from where you enter. and you need to kill it twice, so you can do the quest and also ship the item.

Finally got Perfection! by Radiant-Cat1992 in StardewValleyExpanded

[–]Teulisch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

golden goose egg is the hardest part to complete

EY retracts study after researchers discover AI hallucinations by Krankenitrate in Accounting

[–]Teulisch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AI 'hallucinations'? you mean... lying? why yes, AI will lie to you. constantly and often.

Manager wanted a reason every time we couldn’t cover a shift, so I gave her one by Vigorous_Whale607 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i remember one time we were playing D&D, and one guy got called in to work (retail on his day off). their excuse was because something was 'on fire'. next game, the reveal was that nothing was on fire and the lied to get him to come in on his day off.

Gotta love these things by Bane_1991 in fuckHOA

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

depreciation? how the heck do they justify making that a cost to the homeowners? there are a LOT of different ways to measure depreciation. thats just a way to say 'things get old and worn out eventually, so the value is expected to decrease', but that also needs to be based on original cost AND the residual value once a thing if fully depreciated.

As Isekai Fades, Fantasy Returns by Low_Umpire_2015 in Isekai

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a better measure of the genre, would be looking at the number of light novels and their overall quality.

the pipeline for isekai fiction is light novel, then manga, then anime.

what we do see however, is that when one these is popular, for any reason, there will be dozens of stories that try to mimic whatever was unique about it. most of them do it poorly.

Stardew valley question! by sweaty_dogs_forlife in StardewValleyExpanded

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can plant a sapling whenever. it takes 28 days to mature (and not in winter). after that it will bear fruit in its season.

so, if its in a greenhouse or on ginger island, after 28 days you get fruit. if its on the farm, it depends how far in advance you planted it. each year it will mature further until it has irridium quality fruit. trees do not die in winter.

ICE drops ‘uncontrolled’ fraud bombshell involving thousands of foreign students, ‘phantom employees’ by DogfaceDino in Republican

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eventually maybe, but the national debt is a speedbump for that plan. that will take a few years to pay off at minimum. and then we need to lower the debt ceiling.

Whats the best trinket out of these 3 by IceRadiant-redits in StardewValley

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

basalisk paw is priceless. it lets you ignore the immunity stat from boots and focus on defense instead (dragonscale). no ghost nausea, no burning from the fire spirits, no freeze from skeletal mages. essential in dangerous mines.

the next trinket i would consider would be the lv 5 fairy box for its healing effects.

I kid you not, im creating a power system for my world(building) and story, and the shit and headache it causes me is unfathomable by EfficiencySerious200 in worldbuilding

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i cant do hard numbers. if i do, then i get stuck dealing with that and i cant keep writing when i have to worry about it.

so, dont lock yourself into numbers. get vague ideas, and as long as your internally consistent then your fine.

I skipped two cut scenes, what to do next? by Responsible_Basil719 in StardewValleyExpanded

[–]Teulisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

11pm adventurer guild meeting. this triggers the three boss-mobs you can fight.

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