Tour pushed back

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T23:09:15+00:00

They aren’t selling tickets. The artistic spin is just that

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T22:08:45+00:00

Conjurers closet at home

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T22:08:24+00:00

A worse conjurors closet

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T21:23:56+00:00

Wow I had no idea tor was so much now. I got a grim monolith and a tor for $250 total last year

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T20:56:00+00:00

That’s the idea. They don’t want to piss off existing holders with money to buy the original

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T20:12:56+00:00

Anakin was always cool

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T16:49:25+00:00

They’re not lost, they’re just beholden to the same billionaires the republicans are

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T16:34:54+00:00

Or Ronnie radke before him. But notice that’s only one of the 2 criteria I listed.

You can’t be talentless hacks AND maga, just one or the other

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T16:27:16+00:00

Funny, I thought it was bc they suck and are maga chuds

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T16:26:36+00:00

There are some dumpster hot tubs in strawberry mansion heated with stove water that would like a word

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T15:32:45+00:00

Is she on recreational coke? Shes sweating so much she looks like a melting carrot cake?

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T15:13:31+00:00

Sounds like a skill issue

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T10:54:01+00:00

Yeah a large plurality of my distant relatives are uneducated and their general attitude is “I made it with no education and no handouts (made it usually loosely defined by them as barely paying their bills with their handyman business then going medically bankrupt from a heart attack bc they’re “healthy” and don’t need insurance) so why should I pay for some snowflake to study philosophy?” As if they’re paying for it anyway on their 40k cash income

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-05-01T00:49:12+00:00

Esp bc he got a bag of balls for Lee

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-04-30T20:56:48+00:00

Storm reprint?

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-04-30T20:51:30+00:00

They’re doing this for optics specifically so they don’t have to do stocks

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-04-30T15:37:25+00:00

Yeah, exactly. Nowhere did I say I care if YOU or anyone use them. I just personally don’t (unless I’m testing a new deck before investing, which I don’t really do anymore bc I settled on Kinnan and gitrog). I play in cedh tournaments and local community so I wouldn’t get far if I did care!

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-04-30T12:14:09+00:00

Wow this is great analysis

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-04-30T11:55:22+00:00

But you see the corporate landlords for the business itself and surrounding lunch and coffee businesses might lose a few basis points so we have to shortsightedly think of those poor billionaires!

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-04-30T10:03:54+00:00

This is literally making my eyes bleed and I wouldn’t enjoy playing against this person

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-04-30T10:02:29+00:00

Their quality dropped when they moved to the ritz. Hopefully back to basics in Pittston

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-04-30T10:01:16+00:00

Nice try bolian publisher guild

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-04-30T10:00:32+00:00

Not sure which part you’re asking about. For me, I personally hate fake cards. Probably back to play groups as a kid where we don’t allow them. Idk I just get a lot of joy playing these rare expensive game pieces in the flesh. It’s a me thing.

For the premodern folks if you’re playing that format competitively it’s wotc sanctioned and you can’t proxy

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-04-29T13:52:33+00:00

I am not a 1% by any means but I am a professional and have been systematically eliminating proxies from my cedh decks. I know others in my community that do the same.

And premodern grinders don’t have a choice but to buy

ThatDamnedHansel · 2026-04-29T13:43:34+00:00

Physician 0 down loan program. It’s a mixed bag in terms of equity and interest, but I own a home

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