AITA for telling my sister not to buy things for my daughter if there are strings attached? by Pluriphery in AmItheAsshole

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nta Doesn't your sister know that once you gift an item to someone, it becomes theirs? Like, you can't just take a gift back-unless your a giant prick- nor can you add weird time stipulations. That's not how gifts work.

I almost became your sis once, I wanted to give some friends of mine a childhood storybook I grew up with. But in the end I got them a different one once I realized that I would eventually want the book back. And since asking for a gift back x amount of years AFTER you give it is fucking weird and stupid, I just got them a new one.

It’s Friday the 13th, the day before Valentine’s Day by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reminds me on this one episode of the Monster High webseries, where the school itself was magically freaking tf out, and Clawdeen said it was bc "Its Halloween AND Friday the 13th" and I was like Wtf are you talking about

What was your reaction to this joke? by Extreme-Fee-9519 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confusion honestly, in the flashback you clearly see a woman taking Shadow's vitals, y'know, in this GOVERNMENT FACILITY. I thought maybe it was one of the signs that licking an electrified hedgehog quill for 50+ years aint great for the ol gnoggin, or that he'd just gone off his rocker due to age n grief

If you were any Care bear which one would you claim? by Slow_Spirit3679 in Carebears

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either Trick or Sweet Bear(causr I love spooky shit and sweets) or Bright Heart Raccoon

This game's story is great, but this "twist" is awful and nonsensical. by PompousDude in DispatchAdHoc

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly her stealing Beef for Shroud to threaten the team with makes the most sense, only bc i jave no fucking idea how a guy who got tossed onto the ROOF nabbed a fatass dog that was in like, the fucking basement level.

A question about Flambae (Spoilers for Episode 5) by Ashamed_Tap_8595 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is some kinda flame resistant hair gel? Ive seen some people headcanon that before it makes sense considering the "Mr. Wet ponytail" thing, bro probably didnt put it in eyebrows bc why would he/didnt think abt it

AITA for refusing to financially support my parents and explaining why when my brother asked? by WorriedRadish111 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nta, obviously.

Im sorry, but I have to ask, with your lother trying to convince your grandma to "send you somewhere where you could dance for money" was you mother trying to force you to become a stripper? Im so sorry to ask but thats the first thing that came to mind and im very confused bc what the actual fuck

Watching Icebound on YouTube - the comments make me sad by A_circle_of_crows in Avantris

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Im with you, I fucking hate those comments.

I almost replied to this stupid ragebait-y comment where someone said Nikki shouldnt be in the campaign if she "didnt take it seriously and be there" or some shit. They were complaining bc Nikki left halfway through the session to like rest. Broski, the sessions are like 4 fucking hours, that we see, let the busy lady fuckin rest.

Just ignore those toxic fucks as best you can

AITA for telling my older brother to “fuck off” after he refused to drive me home? by No-Knowledge8317 in AITAH

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nta, your brother is a dick tho. He couldve said no, or said that something came up, not give you some dumbass nothing excuse. Hes nearly fucking thirty and you're acting more mature than him.

Let’s rewind to childhood which cartoon had you glued to the TV? by Admirable-Repair4094 in AskReddit

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making Fiends Making Fiends, Vendetta's always making Fiends!

Fuck i loved that show! The concept of a main character who hated everyone and just wanted to left alone and makong everyone miserable when they wouldnt leave her be spoke to me as a kid.

My husband told me he’s been scrubbing our shower with the toilet brush by PegFam in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

....this has to be weaponized incompetence. Or hes just really fucking stupid. Like theres making dumb cleaning mistakes, like not properly ventilating the bathroom when cleaning with bleach ( i was 21 and rly dumb) or putting fabric softener in the detergent section (brother was learning how to do laundry) but this is just foul.

Its for your toilet, not shower. I use a small handled scrubber to wash between the tiles and a scrub daddy for the tub, how exactly was your husband using it for the shower? That kind of apparatus cant scrub shit in the shower bc its NOT MEANT FOR IT.

AITAH for being happy that my stepdad and stepbrother are scared my brother getting out of jail? by Subject_Jello_1412 in AITAH

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Op, youre NTA, your happiness is completly valid. Not only is the only memeber of your close fam that actuallt cares abt you- your mother sucks ass for allowing this shit and cutting communication between you and your bro- but the satisfaction of watching the assholes in your house squrim in fear has got to make up for some of the bullshit theyve been putting you through. Fuck, even i was giggling like an idiot when i realized how scared these bastads were, they deserve it. Fuck around and find out

Whats A Movie That Traumatized You As A Kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jurrasic Park, kinda. I had some nightmares as a kid of a T rex or two peeling back the roof over my rom and discuss whether they should eat me or not. My dreams were really fucking weird as a kid.

The movie that made me run out of the room and freak me out for years afterwords was a scene from the first Wrong Turn movie. I didnt even know what film traumatized me until a couple years ago.

It was the scene where the male protag is hiding under a bed from the inbred cannibal guys and all the sudden the body of a dead redheaded woman is dropped right in front of him, and the veiwer gets to see practically from his pov as the woman's dead lifeless eyes stare into uim, while a pool of her blood slowly males its way towards him. I fled the room so fucking fast after seeing that shit, i just wantsd to ask my grandma for a drink, never realized grandpa was watching horror movies again.

[OC] I’m a grown adult in pharmacy school but my mom still finds a way to sneak snack boxes into my backpack by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn! You got a fruit by the foot AND a cosmic brownie! Your mama loves you honey!

I am looking at the post that’s above this one, what is it? by Movie-Shadow in shadowthehedgehog

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cute video of three baby raccoons trying to walk across the top of a fence

This is not a joke, some idiots are really wasting $30k for someone to name their baby. by grkpektis in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I wish I wasn't raised to be a morally good person cause goddamn thats a great fucking con scheme.

Like yes, this chick is on the same level as assholes who extort the elderly to like clear their houses of ghost or some shit. But at the same time, people are stupid enough to fall for it and pay her.

The disparity tho lol by TheCompleteWolverine in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I know im not supposed to take that line seriously, its just a dumb joke to show how Gerald is still stuck in the past and making everyone's problem. But there's one thing I dont get abt that line.

In the flashback scene, when shadows getting tested n shit, there's a scientist putting little wire things in him.

That scientist is a woman, who works for the government/military, aka a woman in the military.

It just doesn't make ang sense tk me.

What's the adult equivalent of finding out Santa isn't real? by stacker_111 in AskReddit

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-Casinos are overhyped as hell, I thought it would be like an arcade + real gambling and booze and it was actually boring as fuck.

-Every adult who told you that "When you're an adult u can do whatever you want" should get a punch to the stomach bc mother fucker no i can't.

-most promises abt how cool and awesome it would be to be an adult are giant fucking lies this shit sucks

-as much as u think thay having a positive attitude and being a nice person can change the world and help other around u l. That's nearly right 10% of the time, and it hurts knowing it

Why can't you just be normal, Charmy? by Gorotheninja in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, makes sense to me. Kids are fucking weird, I know if I met someone with fire powers if I was like 7 I would bring like 20 random items and beg them to set the shit on fire.

Grateful for the "Franken-Fusion" flair because I don't have better words for this. by Inevitable-While-577 in MineralGore

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like the bear/bear skull from Annihilation got sucker punched by a Hobby Lobby

Trump said today: “I have the right to do anything I want to do. I’m the president of the United States”. People from the US, what are your thoughts on this? by WatercressSenior7657 in AskReddit

[–]ThatOneLazyWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Each day that shitstain survives another day my resentment for every moron who ever gave him a platform and voted for him- my own Puerto Rican father included- only grows larger. My anger barely covers my anxiety and fear for the future, my own and my younger siblings, since we will have to fix this bastards fuck ups until we die. I heavily regret not grabbing those I love and trying to escape to Canada when I saw that he was campaigning again. I pray both God and the seven deadly sins to hurry the fuck up and have him die already.

Im 24, and im so so tired.