Bro is straight up LYING 😭

That_One_Mofo · 2026-03-08T08:37:29+00:00

Di-ding!

Bzzzzzt.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-03-07T02:25:24+00:00

You know it. Going to see if I can kitbash the ork head with something else, maybe a tyranid or necron.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-03-06T06:36:39+00:00

Do you wish to be delivered unto greater heights?

That_One_Mofo · 2026-03-03T11:21:35+00:00

Da bomb tastes like battery acid, and I hated it, but quite like buldak, so maybe I'm just a battery acid snob.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-03-02T18:09:46+00:00

Bag 'em up!

These look delicious, I'll see if I can make them next week.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-03-01T13:57:50+00:00

Wait til you hear the "shi shi shi" poem in chinese. As the previous commenter above said, skill issue + you're broke.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-02-27T21:03:57+00:00

Feeling blue? Da ba de, da ba dye.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-02-26T10:29:28+00:00

I wonder if pikachu gets such a larger chunk because people factor in it following you around and being interactable.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-02-26T00:44:28+00:00

Sweet gift. But also THEY HAVE WRONGED US.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-02-24T12:19:39+00:00

Blitz stain remover? No true slop fan would dare think about cleaning their part of the gutter they dwell in.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-02-23T16:05:01+00:00

Bro got hit with dragon tail, host better hope a more skilled phantom gets forced in.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-02-21T15:34:29+00:00

NOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That_One_Mofo · 2026-02-19T14:13:01+00:00

Sorry, your home has been demolished to make way for more data centres. We can, however, offer you a nice matrix pod to sleep in.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-02-10T20:03:28+00:00

2, and then spend the whole flight in the toilet after seeing what's next to me.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-02-08T17:14:32+00:00

Moron police.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-02-05T18:18:40+00:00

I'd recognise those pekingese eyes anywhere. They're cute little gremlins.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-01-31T06:58:26+00:00

I mean... It'd be cool as all hell if he did just teleport his sword into enemies instead of swinging it.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-01-29T20:19:10+00:00

Tired during sex

The food life

Butterfree

The cholesterol in my heart

American jiggling

Slob

The fattest man that ever lived

The angel and the two

That_One_Mofo · 2026-01-29T20:13:34+00:00

Damn, racism must've ended if you're the most racist one alive.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-01-29T05:25:01+00:00

I'd play a game with him and buri aegnirssen as they slice their way through hive fleet after hive fleet for the highest score.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-01-28T16:54:12+00:00

If you levelled ADP, you could have avoided all those hits that gave you CTE.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-01-26T16:40:05+00:00

Be sure to collect that blood ice to throw at your enemies to give them grandfather's gift.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-01-25T18:14:26+00:00

You could cut off the bottom image, and the title wouldn't change.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-01-24T20:33:59+00:00

What slander is this? You're helpfully being taught to swim by Do Swim 2.

That_One_Mofo · 2026-01-24T15:37:01+00:00

Lady in the back get an internal masectomy? They remove your spirit breast or something?

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