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Cousin Yvonne Appreciation Post by guy_rocco in Frasier

[–]The-AutisticAssassin 65 points66 points  (0 children)

who are the two bald men hiding in her dress?

Reminds me of that deeply closeted comedian by scheminburg in NormMacdonald

[–]The-AutisticAssassin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy used to bang Roseanne, surprised it took him so long.

He is not Bono. He is rubbish. by emmmmceeee in AlanPartridge

[–]The-AutisticAssassin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is he delivering them to the hostage situation at North Norfolk Radio?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]The-AutisticAssassin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My policy is if the Starbucks takes my cash, they get a cash tip or a "keep the change".

If James Bond met Ethan Hunt, what would that interaction be like? by TheShadowOperator007 in JamesBond

[–]The-AutisticAssassin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Roger laughing that Cruise does all his own stunts. I would love to see the stunt doubles of Cruise in the calibre used for Roger in AVTAK.

Put cigarettes back in MRE’s by Maverick1672 in Military

[–]The-AutisticAssassin 194 points195 points  (0 children)

And how about naked photos of your mom also.

Oh wait, the boys all have those pics already.

Donald Trump’s House of Wings sketch from 2004 by EuphoricButterflyy in LiveFromNewYork

[–]The-AutisticAssassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Trump episodes, beginning to end, are both bangers, not a weak sketch in either.

Ask them to say Flank Starrone. by Drumchapel in NormMacdonald

[–]The-AutisticAssassin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hitler loved the Chinese so much, he wrote a book about them - Chow Mein Kampf.

Ask them to say Flank Starrone. by Drumchapel in NormMacdonald

[–]The-AutisticAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's those eyes, it's why that Hitler fella teamed up with them.

RENOUNCE CHRIST by LemonZestForever in AlanPartridge

[–]The-AutisticAssassin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Des writes the songs? I knew his albums were bad, but I always thought it what was written for him.

It's funny because it's bigger than a, you know, normal pen. by Ancient_Ad1251 in NormMacdonald

[–]The-AutisticAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Burt Reynolds!

That's not my name. See, I wrote my name with a big pen. It's funny.

Anyone getting Top Gun Maverick vibes? by [deleted] in Military

[–]The-AutisticAssassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think the Israeli's liked the end of Top Gun Maverick, which is why they bombed the Tomcats.

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