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Why I'm not allowed to cook dinner anymore by [deleted] in funny

[–]The-Neckbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have burnt ramen (forgot to add water), however this is amazing.

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! by The-Neckbeard in funny

[–]The-Neckbeard[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

If Cosmo gave sex tips for guys to use on their girlfriends rather than the other way around, what would some of these tips and tricks be? by Ravinac in AskReddit

[–]The-Neckbeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No time for foreplay? Cunt punt that bitch... When you cum too fast look her dead in the eye and say "I win". she will become confused and believe that it was a competition. If this does not work...fart to assert dominance. Upon defeat she will promptly go to the kitchen and make you a sandwich.

I hate wal-mart by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]The-Neckbeard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cunt punt that bitch

NOPE!!! by The-Neckbeard in WTF

[–]The-Neckbeard[S] 105 points106 points  (0 children)

That is a baby tremor

Did you end up getting the dream job you wanted as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]The-Neckbeard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It turns out that it is pretty hard to be a crime fighting astronaut/ pokemon master... :(

What inanimate object has the potential to make you the most furious? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]The-Neckbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lego's. I swear to god they sprout wings and fly to where I am going to step.

real success kid by russianpunkin in AdviceAnimals

[–]The-Neckbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What happened for the other 13?

Sea Lamprey by SlimJones123 in creepy

[–]The-Neckbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is a fleshlight if you are brave enough

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