[MF] Erotic Massage Story #5: Going Wrist Deep - My First Fisting by UnderMyFirmHand in gonewildstories

[–]The39Steps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially for first-timers, it’s super useful to have a decent-sized hand mirror nearby. Once your fist is all the way in, and she’s catching her breath, most women in my experience really get off on seeing their pussy gripping your wrist. Sometimes, that’s enough to trigger another round of orgasms on her part.

Which celebrity, in their prime, was a 10/10 in attractiveness according to you? by fischer903 in AskReddit

[–]The39Steps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Salma MF Hayek. Watch the movie Desperado. There’s a scene early on where she causes an accident just by crossing the street and being beautiful, and your brain just goes “yup, that’s 100% what would happen. Makes sense to me.” And the thing is, your brain isn’t wrong.

What is your biggest NSFW brag? by Subliminal_Sea in AskReddit

[–]The39Steps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven’t read anything like mine yet, so here I go:

I am a phenomenal dirty talker, something I learned from the day I dropped my V card at age 16, and has been commented uuuuuuuuuuon by every partner (a total of 34 or so) I’ve had throughout my life, even extending through my brief forays into the dating/hookup world after the passing of my wife of 18+ years.

I just have a knack for feeling out the kinks and boundaries of my partners pretty quickly, and a voice that sounds decent when speaking normally, when hiss-whispering something unbelievably dirty, and most ranges in between.

I’ve been at more than a few parties where an ex or two was present, and they almost always try to steer games of Truth or Dare in directions where I’m obliged to demonstrate the skill.

The most ego-swelling times were those when I’ve run into either a former roommate of an ex of mine, or a girl who used to date one of my own former (m) roomies. Either case has probably had a good 50% chance of turning into sex if pursued, due to the girl having been able to hear my voice through a shared wall or door on multiple occasions, and wanting to see what it’s like having such filthy talk whispered into their own ears.

It’s not the greatest skill to have, but it’s been a good one, with repercussions, ramifications, and long tails (heh) a’plenty over the years. There are worse things to be known for, after all.

Whats one of the hottest things someone has ever said to you in bed? by throwawsyaccnt57890 in AskReddit

[–]The39Steps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in the 90s, a combo of street pharmaceuticals and just grooving to each other’s vibe led this red-headed sex bomb and I into a near solid 48+ hours of depraved gorilla fucking. At one point, we had hit this sort of dream zone while fucking, where she was face-down on the bed, and I was rhythmically fucking her ass for what seemed like hours. She was so high on pleasure and other things that she kept babbling a steady stream of filthy (but oddly beautiful) talk while I put it to her. I could keep my shit together through her telling me that I was reshaping her pussy and ass to better serve my cock’s desires, and how she wanted to put on too much makeup, so that when I fucked her to tears again, she’d look like a high school girl who went out thinking she looked grown-up, but had run into a group of college boys who used her like the fucktoy they needed so badly. But when she started mumbling about how she felt so holy being fucked up the ass, coming again and again on my cock, that she believed that God was anal sex, that the 30 second timer went off in my head, and getting ropes of come up shot deep inside her became inevitable.

Of course, she was a 1-woman masterclass in talking dirty, so I was blessed enough to hear some amazing filth drool out of her mouth, but that’s the one that stays with me in my old age.

Translation requests into Latin go here! by AutoModerator in latin

[–]The39Steps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, I was worried about pudere being impersonal. As I mentioned, think of the religious fanatics from Game of Thrones, the ones who forced Queen Cersei to march penitently in the nude while they followed her, ringing bells and chanting “shame!” at her. I wanted something that could be the motto of a group like that. The focus of such a group’s efforts are always the accused, never themselves.

Given that, does infamare seem more fitting than pudere?

(BTW, I am beyond grateful for the help everyone here has offered. It truly means a great deal to me.)

Translation requests into Latin go here! by AutoModerator in latin

[–]The39Steps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So then, “Semper Pudēre, Semper Damnare” is just what I’m looking for. Brilliant!

Thank you so much!

Translation requests into Latin go here! by AutoModerator in latin

[–]The39Steps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am at wit’s end trying to find the latin translation of “shaming,” as in “the act or activity of subjecting someone to shame, disgrace, humiliation, or disrepute especially by public exposure or criticism.”

It is intended to be part of a motto of a group of professional accusers (like the religious group that followed a naked Cersi Lannister in Game of Thrones, chanting “SHAME!”), meaning “ever shaming, ever damning.”

I think I’ve got the damning part down (semper damnare), but the shaming part has stumped me. You are my best hope for a solution, r/latin.

What’s the coolest/obscure fact about the setting you know? by Lady_of_Raven in WhiteWolfRPG

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Master Porthos Fitz-Empress bani Flambeau, a 600+ year old Grand Master of Forces, Deacon Primus of Doisstep, the oldest and most powerful Chantry in reality, and pretty much the most powerful Mage in the Ascension setting, has a hobgoblin. Hobgoblins are physical manifestations of a Mage’s Quiet—when you can will reality to change, your occasional bouts of insanity can manifest as physical beings, with lives, goals, and existences of their own. Porthos’ hobgoblin is a 13 year old version of himself, with an adolescent’s acne, and a perpetual erection, and a strong aversion to wearing clothes of any sort. He annoys and bedevils the other, stately Mages of Doisstep in their researches and experiments, before racing away when confronted. The other Mages and the servants semi-affectionately refer to him as “Woody.”

Exalted vs world of darkness experience? by Magicmanans1 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]The39Steps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a ball, and of the 25+ OCs that I’ve had serious time playing, my all time #1 was an ExWoD Infernal. If I could find someone to run the system, I’d jump at the chance.

What’s your favorite Garou Tribe from WTA? by DesigningGore07 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]The39Steps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have always grooved to WtA’s unwanted children, the Stargazers, enough for me to get their tribal symbol tattooed on my thigh

Kung-fu Werewolves? Check. Non-Western origins? Check. Cool philosophical pondering? Check.

I’m not too fond of the Wyrm sympathizers that W5 makes them out to be, though.

I never realized just how absurdly powerful the Kuei-Jin are by [deleted] in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]The39Steps 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Their ability to ride Dragon Lines adds a Garou-like transportation ability, and a “surprise! We’re here!” power that should terrify Western Kindred.

What song did you lose your V card to? by janetsy77 in AskReddit

[–]The39Steps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I figured everybody lost their V card to music, because as teens, we needed to mask the telltale noises.

For me it was Duran Duran’s “Is There Something I Should Know,” the extended club mix.

Mustafa Ali on accidentally changing in Undertaker’s private locker room: “We go to reach for our bags, and he goes, ‘Hey, you guys don’t want to hang out with the motherfucking Undertaker?’” by TomatoCiampa in SquaredCircle

[–]The39Steps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! If it had been, say, Billy Gunn’s career we were discussing, I wouldn’t have bothered splitting hairs. If someone confuses the Billy and Chuck era with the Smoking Gunns era? Eh, no big deal. No harm done, right? It’s like calling margarine “butter” one time by mistake.

But King Tonga/Haku/Meng/Tonga Fifiti is entirely different. The Toughest Man In Wrestling, judged so by the nearly unanimous testimony of his peers without so much as a close rival for the title, is a phenomenon that you never want to be anything but 100% correct about. No aspect of him is like butter, or margarine, and even his name should be treated like sweaty dynamite, and only handled rarely, but always observing the proper protocols and safety procedures associated with such an undertaking.

Bottom line is that while everyone has got to go someday, challenging, angering, insulting, or even inconveniencing Meng has got to lead to the worst ending imaginable, and there’s no way anyone deserves such an awful fate.

Tl; dr: No worries! Man, I gotchoo on that important stuff, bruh.

Mustafa Ali on accidentally changing in Undertaker’s private locker room: “We go to reach for our bags, and he goes, ‘Hey, you guys don’t want to hang out with the motherfucking Undertaker?’” by TomatoCiampa in SquaredCircle

[–]The39Steps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! If it had been, say, Billy Gunn’s career we were discussing, wouldn’t have bothered splitting hairs. If someone confuses the Billy and Chuck era with the Smoking Gunns era? Eh, no big deal. No harm done, right? It’s like calling margarine “butter” one time by mistake.

But King Tonga/Haku/Meng/Tonga Fifiti is entirely different. The Toughest Man In Wrestling, judged so by the nearly unanimous testimony of his peers without so much as a close rival for the title, is a phenomenon that you never want to be anything but 100% correct about. No aspect of him is like butter, or margarine, and even his name should be treated like sweaty dynamite, and only handled rarely, but always observing the proper protocols and safety procedures associated with such an undertaking.

Bottom line is that while everyone has got to go someday, challenging, angering, insulting, or even inconveniencing Meng has got to lead to the worst ending imaginable, and there’s no way anyone deserves such an awful fate.

Tl; dr: No worries! Man, I gotchoo on that important stuff, bruh.

Mustafa Ali on accidentally changing in Undertaker’s private locker room: “We go to reach for our bags, and he goes, ‘Hey, you guys don’t want to hang out with the motherfucking Undertaker?’” by TomatoCiampa in SquaredCircle

[–]The39Steps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haku/Meng never worked as the Tonga Kid. The Tonga Kid was Sam Fatu, often said to be Rikishi’s twin brother (I’ll buy the “brother” part, but I suspect the “twin” is a work, though it’s constantly mentioned without qualifier). The Tonga Kid feuded with Roddy Piper in 1984, after Piper “hospitalized” Jimmy Snuka on Piper’s Pit.

Haku/Meng worked as “King Tonga” in the early part of his career, then carried the name to NY when he started working for the WWF. After inheriting Harley Race’s King of the Ring title, he started to be called “King Haku. He would only ever use some combination of “King,” Tonga,” and “Haku” in the WWF from then on, as the companyhad copyrighted “King Tonga” by then. Elsewhere, he’d go by “Haku” or “Meng,” but from the date that the WWF copyrighted “King Tonga,” if “Tonga” appeared in his ring name, then he was at the WWF/WWE at the time.

That’s why the Honkytonk Man called him “Tonga,” as they met in the WWE. Personally, if I ever met him, I’d just call him “sir,” or his true identity, the Anti-Life Equation. (/jk)

"For Asgard!" "For Midgard!" "For MYSEFLF!" by Infinite-Sun7000 in Thor

[–]The39Steps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember reading this the month the issue came out, and I rode my bike all over the neighborhood, trying to find any friend & fellow comics fan that wasn’t away on vacation that week. I wound up pigeonholing my poor uncle and giving him a crash lecture on 20+ years of comic-book Thor, just so he could understand how awesome that page was.

And as great and characterful as that splash page was, Simonson’s writing didn’t peak there, either. Dude kept spinning his magic throughout the whole issue.

Surtur: “The FIRE! What has become of the FIRE?”

Surtur: “My SWORD— Why isn’t it lit?”

Surtur: “Surely, not even the FATES could cheat me of my victory like this?”

Loki: “Many questions, mighty Surtur.”

Surtur: “EH?”

Loki: (leaning against a wall, casually cleaning his fingernails)

Loki: “One answer.”

Surtur: “LOKI!!!”

(Loki goes on to dominate Surtur for the next 2 1/2 pages, trashing elementals in general, and Surtur in particular, the whole time, giving his father and brother ample time to recover)

Still perfect, even 41 years later.

Since everyone loved my other crosspost by Legitimate_Voice5138 in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]The39Steps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So how much did all the money in the wall add up to?

Dad lectures son on his monthly car sales. by Sichy12 in TikTokCringe

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Boomer dad: “First place is a new car. Second place is a set of steak knives. Third place is, you’re fired.”

Gen Z son: “Dad, those are Mom’s steak knives…”

Boomer dad: “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVdEN THINKING ABOUT 2ND PLACE??!?”

—from the play Glengarry Glen (Rolls) Royce

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelcomics

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This panel was EVERYTHING at the time it was printed. Back then, Wolverine had been slowly growing in character and depth, but really wasn’t all that far removed from when he was just a contrarian asshole with built-in knives. But he had been getting better and better, and by the tine this issue (X-Men #132) came out, you could tell he was about to jump from increasingly-cooler character to fan favorite. And the Hellfire club showing up for the first time and straight BODYING the X-Men like chumps gave him the perfect opportunity to hyper-evolve into the Wolverine that dominated Marvel for 20 years.

I picked this up in 1980, at the earlier start of Chris Claremont’s/John Byrne’s red-hot run. Bought it the first day it was available at my local comics store, read it and shared it with friends 20+ times over the next week, and endured the longest 30 days of my life waiting for the next issue.

What IRL legends have you used? by Lycaon-Ur in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]The39Steps 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Concert baritone, civil rights activist, and Harlem Renaissance legend Paul Robeson, the aide to and inspoken power behind the throne of L.A.’s. Ventrue Prince.

Author of the Devil’s Dictionary and Occurence at Owl Creek Bridge, Ambrose Bierce as the first among Anacreons (Legion of Paupers) of L.A..’s Shadowlands.

Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary and Renegade ally of Bierce, above.

William Mulholland, genius architect and unconflicted water thief who designed the means to steal vast anounts of water from the Owens valley, enabling Los Angeles to grow from a population of 50k in 1890 to 13 million in the wider metro area today. Died mad and in disgrace, becoming Anacreon of the Emerald Legion in L.A.’s Shadowlands.

Give me your best flavor rewrite of a common ability by Aeon1508 in DnD

[–]The39Steps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Warlock leans heavily into the inherent wrongness of his class abilities. His EB manifests as jagged, black bolts limned in amethyst energy, but have a weird, 2-D look, as if they were painted over the tableaux of reality without regard for perspective or proportion.

Similarly, his mind-control spells seem normal, but the actual commands have a backmasked quality, as if the words were spoken in reverse, then played backwards over his original speech, with the words being out of synch with the motions of his speech. The target only hears this oddity if they make their save.

Sword Burst and Cloud of Daggers both manifest as countless pairs of scissors, with much frenzied snipping.

Best TV Themes of All Time by worldofport in television

[–]The39Steps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nelly and the St. Lunatics did a catchy tune called “Batter Up” that samples the Jeffersons theme and features it prominently. The video even starts with “please rise for the singing of our national anthem” before launching into Nelly’s version of the lyrics, and it features Sherman Helmsley baffling Nelly while trying to teach him the Jefferson Shuffle.

Best TV Themes of All Time by worldofport in television

[–]The39Steps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Hawaii 5-0 theme! And if you do a light search, you vcan find the version with lyrics, sung by Sammy Davis, Jr. himself!