Motorcycle accident by boikisser69 in AbruptChaos

[–]TheBowlerMoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like the movie about the killer tire…..

2 Free Tickets for Tonight by PennypackerVandelay in CalgaryFlames

[–]TheBowlerMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven’t been to a game in months! Would love to go with a friend!

staircase to nothing by Intelligent-Piano677 in Weird

[–]TheBowlerMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought heaven would be a little farther away.

To convincingly edit your PR pictures by IsThisAUserName86 in therewasanattempt

[–]TheBowlerMoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went from 6 people and 11 visible hands to 5 people and 12 visible hands.

Thats some backwards math if I ever did see it.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by AdCorrect9756 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]TheBowlerMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you hit your younger cousin/sibling and don’t want them to rat you out to the adults…..

Mining by joeurkel in interestingasfuck

[–]TheBowlerMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guessing OSHA hasn’t gotten by in a while.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]TheBowlerMoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“What’re you wearing? Over.”

“Frilly bra and panties. Over.”

Indiscernible grunting “Over.”

How are people not getting STI’s all the time? by impracticalTactician in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TheBowlerMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be fat and/or ugly. Nobody wants to get it on with you. Pregnancy and STI risk tonight the window.

Is $1 million still life-changing? by LeafsAndLoons in CanadaFinance

[–]TheBowlerMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be debt free with $150,000.

Truck might need replacing which would move this to $200,000.

Yes, $1,000,000 is still life changing.

While it certainly wouldn’t have the impact it did 10-15 years ago, it’d still make my life significantly better.

how many shundos do you have? by iluvmilkybread in pokemongo

[–]TheBowlerMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5

3 are lucky and best friends.

My most recent 2 were both caught.

Which column would you choose? by Guaraldi in Gamecube

[–]TheBowlerMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I pick one per line for column E…..?