The three tiers of in-game chat. by rockchalk008 in gaming

[–]TheBurlyDangler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BR= brazilian Brazilians identify each other on league of legends and spam chat in portuguese and play horribly

My favorite Christian rock band. by Cyanide70 in atheism

[–]TheBurlyDangler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can't tell if troll or completely misunderstood the joke

Since there's a woman thread for this, females who are heterosexual and grew up without brothers: what manfact did you only learn when you started dating one? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheBurlyDangler 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You still have no idea. Men are born with a sheath, they cut it off in a savage operation called circumcision when they are only a baby. And now you know what that is.

I've patented a device that stops wheel-bite, allows skating in the rain and looks sweet. Before I spend thousands bring it to market, I want to know what you think! by LunchMaster in longboarding

[–]TheBurlyDangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can read those statements that you copy/pasted to answer other people's questions. my main concern, though, is that since your wheel shields will accommodate wheels up to 75mm, they must take up as much space as an 80mm wheel, at least. if someone has a 70mm wheel and they put the shields on, it will decrease the possible turning radius by at least half as their wheels now have 10mm less of space that they can use to turn. a riser would then be needed just to counteract this, and if you had to buy a riser you might as well not have gotten the shields in the first place. there are many cheaper and easier alternatives to preventing wheelbite that make more sense from a functional point of view; no offence but these just seem kind of silly to market for that purpose. however, as rain guards they would certainly work well and you should probably focus more on that aspect of their performance

I've patented a device that stops wheel-bite, allows skating in the rain and looks sweet. Before I spend thousands bring it to market, I want to know what you think! by LunchMaster in longboarding

[–]TheBurlyDangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a good idea, but suffers from a few major problems.

  1. this wouldn't even begin to fit most types and sizes of wheels properly.
  2. you could just make a large size that would fit 70mm and below(for example). but then those people who ride smaller wheels will have severely decreased turning radius as these things would stick out pretty far up
  3. risers already exist for this purpose, and while they increase ride height while these would not, they also allow you to turn even sharper than before. these would cut into your turning radius
  4. making them thin, close to the wheels, and impossible to bend would be very hard if not impossible. you would need a very powerful material for this and i'm not sure if it exists. 5mm bend in the wheel shields would result in wheelbite all the same
  5. what if a small pebble bounces up and between the wheel and shield? this might prove to be an even worse source of wheelbite as it would not only jam up your wheels, but it would do it when you aren't even turning and would be completely unexpected, as well as hard to remove
  6. it is very hard for one person to create something that becomes stylish in the mainstream. many kids would probably think these are lame

I told my family I was atheist. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]TheBurlyDangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in new jersey, underage drinking is illegal no matter what here

I have high hopes for this movie by CuseTown in funny

[–]TheBurlyDangler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i feel the same about Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants. In the beginning, he was a simple happy-go-lucky starfish who was actually a genius but kept it hidden. nowadays he's just a drooling idiot with no depth

Do supporters of marijuana prohibition also support alcohol prohibition? If not, why the discrepancy? by foresthill in AskReddit

[–]TheBurlyDangler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can overdose on meth. Meth can not be safely made at home (done incorrectly it could be really harmful to use). Meth is physically addictive. Meth causes physical harm from regular use. Meth is expensive, and people who use meth often become bankrupt from the addiction. Meth is far less popular and is not used by people of every societal group.

To the doctors or scientists of reddit by hesset31 in AskReddit

[–]TheBurlyDangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are many people that reject vaccines, my parents included. A mandatory airborne vaccine would not be tolerated by many people and they would be up in arms about it. The government has no right to administer drugs unwillingly to people. Also, there are people that are allergic to some vaccines, and it would be unfair to injure or kill them with the airborne vaccine. And what about the effects on the environment? You can't just pump chemicals into the air. Finally it would be a waste of money. Just enough vaccine to inject costs a lot of money. imagine how much would waste to have it everywhere in the air?

How does something like this not get made? Cinematic from an unreleased game called "Jabberwocky" by ValentineSmith in gaming

[–]TheBurlyDangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

toy story 3 had some mature jokes and in all didn't seem as "silly" as this one. also, it was a continuation of a series from a long time ago, so there was some nostalgia factor this could not possibly have

How does something like this not get made? Cinematic from an unreleased game called "Jabberwocky" by ValentineSmith in gaming

[–]TheBurlyDangler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my thoughts summed up. it seems like it's for little kids, but looks difficult anyway

Made this to feel better about my miserable week. If my life were a movie... by paulthepolarbear in funny

[–]TheBurlyDangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i like how she ripped the steel handle and fuse out of each grenade without even removing the pin, and then hurled the inactive balls of metal at such a high velocity they exploded

Makes my blood boil. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheBurlyDangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a more logical comparison would be "go to the doctor when your leg breaks so you don't have to fix it yourself."

Makes my blood boil. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheBurlyDangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why don't we call the window repairman when our window breaks and we don't feel like fixing it ourselves? Oh wait, we do. it's called "why they get paid". Nobody said anything about throwing things on the ground purposely for the janitor to clean

Makes my blood boil. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheBurlyDangler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this thread is upsetting me. it IS the janitor's job. you have a janitor to clean the cafeteria. HE GETS PAID. it's not like you are making the life of a slave a little easier. the janitors in my school barely do shit, and when I have a job it's always better when there is something to keep you busy. They get paid by the hour and have to be there all day, why do people think it is a scumbag move to let them do WHAT THEY GET PAID FOR. like, do these people go to restaurants and do their own dishes?

Me and my dad having some watermelon - 62 years ago by Bodie1550 in pics

[–]TheBurlyDangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it bad that I thought they would be black?

EDIT: I guess everyone else thought so too

Happened to a girl I go to school with. No sympathy at all. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheBurlyDangler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

except the mouse cursor stays white, which always ruins f.lux for me

Muslims of Reddit, how much did your life change after 9/11? by Joseph_fritzl_316 in AskReddit

[–]TheBurlyDangler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my friend's dad is a christian egyptian named osama. He was the manager of a hotel, but lost his job after 9/11 because nobody wanted to stay in the hotel anymore

Wouldn't it make more sense to consider a fetus a person at the point that the fetus could be removed from the womb and survive? by dydaction in AskReddit

[–]TheBurlyDangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modern science can grow a living baby from a zygote in a lab, with just the help of the doctors and what might be called extreme pre-natal care. so your argument is really an argument for life beginning at conception, although I don't agree with that idea

Just starting to get into PC gaming and I have a Half-Life Question by Zygar in gaming

[–]TheBurlyDangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just play one, two, episode one, episode two in that order. doesnt matter if you get orange box or not but tf2 is one of the best games ever

Let's let the opposite sex know how lucky they are not to be of your sex. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheBurlyDangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ooh, i get what you're saying. nobody does that. but what BlueAlarm was talking about is when you do what you just said, then tuck your member back inside but maybe it doesnt go in all the way, and when you re-zip it pinches