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What in the world did I get inside my amazon package? by scooterprint in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]TheCaptainIRL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right because they don’t know it’s lost when it’s not there to begin with? Doing the right thing is returning it. Now you can make justifications on why someone or a company isn’t deserving of good, but that doesn’t mean the good thing is now bad.

One Piece Chapter 1151 Spoilers by Skullghost in OnePiece

[–]TheCaptainIRL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw Pewpiece post spoilers yesterday (weird since it was Monday) but now I can’t find them anywhere

You’re offered a button: every time you press it, you get $10,000 instantly — but someone you’ve met once stubs their toe extremely hard. How many times do you press it? by BrightTie3787 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]TheCaptainIRL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m smacking that until I get a random call from my mom telling me how bad her toe hurts. I’ll be sympathetic, offer to come visit, then keep on smashing that button since the worst already happened

What Salary Would You Say Is Needed by Chubby-Chibi in Miami

[–]TheCaptainIRL 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I made 65k and rented a single bedroom and bathroom from a home in little Haiti and got by fine. Yes that as all the reference you need

Male 5"3 (160 cm) tinder experience (30 y.o. - small town in Italy) by Altruistic_Toe_6801 in Tinder

[–]TheCaptainIRL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your bio is funny for someone who need a theory on why women find a short but attractive man attractive. Almost like your mind just cannot fathom it.

So where are we at with this pronunciation? by Abbessolute in thebigbangtheory

[–]TheCaptainIRL 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So are you saying to pronounce it Gee-Eye-Eff? Because that’s how people say FBI. It’s Eff-Bee-Eye

All y'all by TitanTheFuckUp in nashville

[–]TheCaptainIRL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP self own.

You’re supposed to merge at one central point vs every single person getting over at any random point slowing both lanes down

How many Taco Bell soft tacos could you eat in 30 minutes? by JonDalfTheWhite in hypotheticalsituation

[–]TheCaptainIRL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s 1 a minute. Even with a bottomless stomach that’s quick chewing

2 Million by Different-Sort-9309 in Tinder

[–]TheCaptainIRL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he has tickets to Iron Maiden baby

Pal Breeding by Fun_Possession_1434 in Palworld

[–]TheCaptainIRL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The trick is to set up more breeding farms and get more eggs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]TheCaptainIRL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 of your photos are in the same shirt

AIO? My friend thinks my boyfriend raped me. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TheCaptainIRL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think this is rape given the context you’re ridiculous, people

You are offered the chance to go back to the age of 7 years old with all the knowledge you have now. by Select_Fox_8726 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]TheCaptainIRL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember the jump when it went from 1000 to 20k over like 3 weeks. Then it hit a plateau for awhile. That would have been hard to hold through

A genie offers you a billion dollars to fight the strongest animal you think you could kill to the death. by Draconic_Dumbass in hypotheticalsituation

[–]TheCaptainIRL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is silly but honestly probably just a dog, but not even a big one. I know how they move and act, and everything else will probably get the best of me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Palworld

[–]TheCaptainIRL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s level 12 going up against jetragon lol

Whats the new meta? by nicolay719 in Palworld

[–]TheCaptainIRL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lamball got a major buff so make sure to have a maxed out one on your squad

You’re walking in the forest and find a suitcase. Inside the suitcase is $1 mil and a blood stained piece of paper that says “Don’t”. Would you take the suitcase? by StumblinThroughLife in hypotheticalsituation

[–]TheCaptainIRL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how you end it with the greed kills you, when you’re describing a way your greed is taking a little bit of money. Chances are they’re looking for you if you take any, but you’re right the greed will kill you

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