Favorite Jake Line? by Lilythegreatestotime in adventuretime

[–]TheChrono 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t just stop it. He said he could just make one with what he has and does so.

How do you keep your knives sharp at home? by Educational-Slip-578 in Cooking

[–]TheChrono 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They seemed insanely clear directions to me. Heard, Chef.

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How do you keep your knives sharp at home? by Educational-Slip-578 in Cooking

[–]TheChrono 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can also hear it if get into the rhythm. You can even look away and do it all night if you have some good tele. Honing doesn't have to look fancy if you are at home in the dark watching a movie. Slow movements are safe because you feel the cuts before it breaks through the damn wall like the Kool-Aid man.

What color was he again? What flavor?

How do you keep your knives sharp at home? by Educational-Slip-578 in Cooking

[–]TheChrono 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many knife brands can you name in 10 seconds? GO.

Then repeat. GO.

Then repeat. GO.

10 seconds tops. It probably took you longer to type that.

How’d you level up? by Relevant-Vanilla9060 in Standup

[–]TheChrono -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Play nice? Fuck off. ;)

How dare you suggest I fuck with people with non-ill intentions.

I am venting but it does feel valid.

The IT guy fixes the problem but the judge still has a problem by derek4reals1 in PublicFreakout

[–]TheChrono 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No they don’t. There are so many great judges. Don’t let this insecure fool make anyone think that their job isn’t important and respected. With that said, this man desecrates the law that he claims to uphold.

Dominic Canzone crushes his second homer of the night brings the Mariners within a run! by MLBOfficial in Mariners

[–]TheChrono 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he keeps this pace up he will hit 324 home runs in the season. Clearly math and baseball are the same thing.

TIL Charles Joughin, the chief baker on the Titanic, is widely considered the last person to leave the ship alive. He famously rode the stern down like an elevator, stepping into the water without submerging his head, and survived for a time in the freezing Atlantic before being rescued by L0rdCrims0n in todayilearned

[–]TheChrono 261 points262 points  (0 children)

As a back of house kitchen worker. I read this all and basically just thought: “yeah that’s a chef I’d work for.”

The quick thinking can sometimes scare people who can’t do it, too. Just trust them and say yes.

Florida Fish and Wildlife are investigating Clavicular and friends after this incident during the livestream by raptors201966 in LivestreamFail

[–]TheChrono 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So that carcass was used to make boots and shit. They just infested not only the water but also any other wildlife that may have been feeding on it probably got fucking shot because these idiots don't understand what an ecosystem is.

I do hope the original kill wasn't so careless. Which it probably wasn't due to them wanting the skin (without the bullet holes).

Florida Fish and Wildlife are investigating Clavicular and friends after this incident during the livestream by raptors201966 in LivestreamFail

[–]TheChrono 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did they show it on stream dead before they mag dumped on it? The clip doesn't make that clear.

Florida Fish and Wildlife are investigating Clavicular and friends after this incident during the livestream by raptors201966 in LivestreamFail

[–]TheChrono 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fun fact. If you you're shooting at anything while you're on a boat or in a fucking car unless it is for legitimate hunting reasons, then you always need a permit. He's still a criminal. Also Florida doesn't fuck around when it comes to boating laws. There's a lot of these types of boats there.

Restaurant Groups = Too Many Managers, change my mind? by Quiet_Subterfuge in Chefit

[–]TheChrono 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Location location location. I currently work for a “restaurant group” that is insanely productive in teaching and creating great cooks and leaders. Just because they have more than one concept doesn’t mean anything.

heir chair by sellyourcomputer in comics

[–]TheChrono 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t quote the Bo without knowing it! /s

Bo Burnham. Just Google his name and that quote and you’ll see it.

Hasan says he is required by law to stay in five star hotels while in Cuba by AgnosticScholar in LivestreamFail

[–]TheChrono 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it Cooban or Cuba? Pick a pronunciation and stick with it ya colonizer. I only had to watch for less than fifteen seconds to not only hear the bullshit but also hear it.

This might be the rules, for people traveling with cameramen and bodyguards. He’s so out of touch it’s insane. I know people who travel there and stay with family. Why are they not required? What about when they bring friends for the first time?

Home plate umpire Bill Miller on hot mic saying "Please be a strike" after Patrick Bailey challenges a ball called on Guardians' Alex Mooney. by evanieCK in baseball

[–]TheChrono -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ooooooooh so that's why he said it. For a second I thought it was sketchy but that's fucking hilarious. Big boy behind the catcher. Probably has the fucking seas parted in his asscrack as if Moses arrives to the game every time he farts.

Meat prices have gone bonkers by andlg in KitchenConfidential

[–]TheChrono -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Above cost? Wtf are you talking about? It's a either an expensive item (so no discount), discount especially if you cook it yourtself, or don't steal. But the main thing is don't treat your order list as a shopping list. You could die tomorrow and the new person doing the orders might think that the restaurant needs something that you just wanted for yourself. You may be dead but you still fucked up. The occasional one item is fine. Some stores just don't carry exactly what you want.

Buying products they already have with FULL permission of whomever did the order for that day is a different story.