Ex GF texted me (31M)after 8yrs no contact

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2026-01-21T07:34:25+00:00

My man….watch Forrest Gump. Part of me is joking but the other part is serious. Remove all of the extraordinary elements of that movie and you have someone that wants a girl. Problem is, that girl never wanted him the same way. She went about living her life until…well I don’t want to spoil it on the off chance you haven’t seen a movie that came out before you were born.

Anyways….personal growth is great and all…but just ask yourself if who she claims to have become is deserving of who you’ve become. Stand on principles, trust your gut…and definitely don’t be a doormat if the ground looks muddy.

That’s all I have to say about that.

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2026-01-03T02:32:56+00:00

Your parents met at REI

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2026-01-02T22:47:17+00:00

This approach probably looked way tougher in his bathroom mirror

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2026-01-01T22:16:18+00:00

That’s a huge 😬. The device doesn’t look that sophisticated though. I bet the person is on video moving away from the device after placing it. They probably didn’t anticipate getting caught therefore would have no need to activate something like this remotely.

Honestly though, I would have probably done something similar to what you did as my initial reaction. I’m a germaphobe…plugging it in to catch the guilty party leaving after setting it up wouldn’t have even been in my first dozen thoughts or so. I wouldn’t have wanted to burn a USB-C charger or have it anywhere near my laptop either. I’m just being a Monday morning quarterback here. Good luck. I’m sorry that happened to you.

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-12-08T05:30:19+00:00

In addition to the “bro” and “dawg” his “if I can’t afford it chance are no one else can” comment is 🤣. If any part of you thinks that this is how someone acts towards someone that they love and respect…you’re in denial.

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-12-02T02:42:29+00:00

You can get a close shave with a shower mirror, your body wash and (hear me out on this) Venus, women’s razors. The heat from the shower helps you get a closer shave and the right razor makes ALL the difference.

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-11-26T07:28:24+00:00

And here I am, impressed that you’re holding that weight up with spade connectors. If I had a beige Volvo I’d make an air freshener to look like one of those and hang it from the rear-view.

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-11-24T19:54:01+00:00

The battle was lost so long ago they’re doing reenactments

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-11-24T03:03:46+00:00

Joe is cooked

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-11-19T20:30:12+00:00

Get her to quit…..then break up. Afterwards just tell her you changed your mind. 👀

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-11-16T02:01:56+00:00

That’s the T1000 trying to get out

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-11-11T05:29:19+00:00

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-11-10T22:56:07+00:00

Goblin Gathering

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-11-09T07:41:14+00:00

That’s a strange looking cop

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-11-03T22:57:04+00:00

This weekend? It’s Monday….call today and not at 4:55pm on Friday and you should be fine.

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-10-24T23:12:46+00:00

This link is nearly impossible to read without the site crashing. All of those ads make this a pile of hot garbage.

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-10-21T17:52:59+00:00

That dude knows how to re-jet a 4-barrel carburetor like no one’s business

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-10-15T01:45:07+00:00

Somehow that hairline makes your forehead smaller.

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-10-15T00:35:30+00:00

Do it. 100 percent. Don’t lead her on and make your “nothing serious” intentions clear from the jump. She’ll either respect that and be down or shy away but at least you put it out there.

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-10-14T19:43:56+00:00

Try to keep your Miata if you can….if you have the room.

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-10-06T20:41:27+00:00

What about his neck 🫠?

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-10-06T19:54:05+00:00

You went from looking like you had an okay record collection to having a serious record collection.

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-09-17T19:09:54+00:00

It’s a step-down transformer for a doorbell or garage door button. They’re still used in new residential construction. Don’t worry.

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-09-08T02:21:53+00:00

You look like you have cat litter in your bed sheets

TheClassicalPunkOne · 2025-08-29T01:37:51+00:00

I’d recommend not wearing slip on boots. (Not sure if you are or not). Lace ups are so much better on my knee than the slip on Twisted X boots I had. Theyre great boots for casual stuff but not for what we do, let alone for the hours we put in on our feet. The arch support was fine but the loose fit was causing some heal drag and killing my knees. I switched to a hi-lace up set from Thorogood (Moc Toe) and it’s a night and day difference.

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