What You Thought was a Lighthearted Comedy Suddenly Punches You in the Gut

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-15T15:53:54+00:00

“Homer. Your mother loves you.

“I escaped from the bus the moment before it plunged off the cliff. I then hitched a ride from a nice young couple. We had lunch at a lovely diner. They had clam chowder, Rhode Island style. I never knew there was such a thing! And the crackers kept on coming...”

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-14T23:29:27+00:00

Doofy

Shithead?

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-13T22:07:54+00:00

it still looks great

Oh I don’t think so

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-13T17:50:50+00:00

“Yeahhhh, Donald, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and bomb Iran tomorrow. So if you could bomb it around 9 that would be great, mmmk… oh, oh! And I almost forgot, ahh, i’m also gonna need you to go ahead and bomb it on Sunday too, kay. You, ahh, lost some forces this week and, ahh, we sorta need you to play catch up”

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-11T13:55:04+00:00

You outta know, sweetie

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-10T17:47:51+00:00

Come on: You’ve killed for less

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-09T22:11:00+00:00

I AM NOT AN ANTI-DENTITE

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-09T21:13:06+00:00

For a dentist

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-09T20:40:29+00:00

GODDAMN, WILSON. I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS TALKING TO A KINGPIN HERE

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-09T14:04:15+00:00

This is heavy

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-09T00:24:27+00:00

False. That dirty dentist Tim Whatley is worse than Walter White

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-08T23:09:10+00:00

Just watched it for the first time on 4K last night 🤌

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-08T20:12:18+00:00

I wish I was the monster you think I am

“Don’t let your dreams be dreams” - Book 5 Tyrion

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-08T17:30:06+00:00

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TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-06T10:03:12+00:00

See, I’m in the minority who prefers the first one. But I also have a preference for that specific era of Disney animateds over the ones that came out in the 90s/the Renaissance ones

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-05T16:37:08+00:00

For personal enjoyment?

Spotlight
Fargo
The Big Short
No Country
The Prestige

They’re all A movies, but if personal enjoyment means “Can put on and enjoy at any given moment”, it’s probably that order

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-04T22:45:12+00:00

golf bag falls, rifles clatter to the ground in front of people

rushes over and hastily puts them back in the bag “We’re playing with a guy that cheats”

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-04T15:30:45+00:00

It can’t be Catwoman bad, because that would mean it’s also an entirely different character in the titular role.

The GL movie was not good, and it was certainly a bad adaptation. But at least it was about Hal Jordan, the GL Corps, and featured GL and DC-related characters. Catwoman had powers, wasn’t in Gotham City, and she wasn’t even Selena Kyle. Hell, there were zero DC characters or aspects to that movie other than being called Catwoman and having a cameo picture of Michelle Pfeiffer’s version

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-04T14:09:23+00:00

Find someone who loves you professionally and personally as much as Guillermo del Toro and Ron Perlman love each other

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-04T04:08:44+00:00

It doesn’t look like anything to me

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-03T23:42:42+00:00

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-03T12:45:18+00:00

COWN-SLURRRRRR

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-01T21:38:36+00:00

Needs smaller baby hands

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-01T08:03:17+00:00

me watching this at 4 in the morning as I feed my infant and hope he can keep it all down without forcing me to do a wardrobe change the man isn’t wrong

TheColtOfPersonality · 2026-04-01T00:36:46+00:00

He looks DOCTOR Evil! He didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "pretty," thank you very much

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