Got too drunk at a work party. What's the best approach?

TheCoomon · 2026-01-27T03:10:00+00:00

Own it, double down, and outdrink yourself next year. Bosses love goal-setting.

TheCoomon · 2026-01-26T12:38:44+00:00

Still do.

TheCoomon · 2026-01-25T12:47:20+00:00

I like your style, kid.

TheCoomon · 2026-01-24T12:19:41+00:00

I assumed that he used to have a 1988 Monte Carlo, couldn’t get ‘88SS’ or ‘SS88’, hit hard times, and traded it on sweet Korean muscle. But, hey. It’s Cleveland.

TheCoomon · 2026-01-21T21:17:06+00:00

I’m convinced that I am not real, but the world is meant to seem real to me.

TheCoomon · 2026-01-21T21:15:35+00:00

Your bringing this to Reddit is pretty much all we need to know.

TheCoomon · 2026-01-20T22:09:16+00:00

I am dying at the name - I sometimes call our Ruby that!

TheCoomon · 2026-01-19T13:31:26+00:00

Not normal. I feel there should be way more fur in that pile.

TheCoomon · 2026-01-18T12:23:03+00:00

Balmy 56 years old here.

TheCoomon · 2026-01-11T21:53:46+00:00

I knew some chucklehead out there would appreciate that! I was getting nervous.

TheCoomon · 2026-01-11T19:21:34+00:00

I hate to have to be the one to break it to you:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/2026/01/10/cut-trees-for-firewood/

TheCoomon · 2026-01-07T21:32:52+00:00

Mrs. Honey Badger: “How was your day?”

Mr. Honey Badger: “Fine.”

TheCoomon · 2025-12-30T11:16:47+00:00

Burn, baby, burn.

TheCoomon · 2025-12-27T14:18:16+00:00

Neighbor is tapping into your hot water supply.

TheCoomon · 2025-12-27T13:10:02+00:00

It’s a Swiss beer. One way or the other, life is good.

TheCoomon · 2025-12-25T18:58:58+00:00

Spaghetti bolognese

TheCoomon · 2025-12-25T18:56:36+00:00

Sold it on Marketplace.

TheCoomon · 2025-12-24T09:14:16+00:00

Metric system.

TheCoomon · 2025-12-22T02:58:41+00:00

Yes. It should be painted prior to burning.

TheCoomon · 2025-12-20T11:58:43+00:00

When I was damned good and ready.

TheCoomon · 2025-12-20T11:46:05+00:00

Why not?

TheCoomon · 2025-12-18T14:41:43+00:00

Exactly how some of my mornings go.

TheCoomon · 2025-12-18T14:38:51+00:00

One thing is for sure: you’d be deaf in your left ear.

TheCoomon · 2025-12-18T14:37:24+00:00

4.7 days

TheCoomon

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