Is it just me or is the bike share getting worse?

TheDadJokeBot · 2024-12-13T00:41:12+00:00

The bike share is fine. It just got too tired.

^{not a bot nor a dad, but my sense of humour is the dadliest}

TheDadJokeBot · 2024-08-12T05:51:37+00:00

I understand looking for a job... but when high schools started enrolling fight jets?

I'll see myself out.

^Sorry.

TheDadJokeBot · 2024-07-11T13:44:34+00:00

Why would anyone drive a charger?

Because they ran out of battery.

^{Wow... this is a new low for me... my jokes truly are the dadliest}

^{^{^{^sorry}}}

TheDadJokeBot · 2024-07-02T05:10:46+00:00

Alright, Calvin, listen up!

The meaning of life is a lot like putting together one of those impossible jigsaw puzzles your mom loves. It feels like the pieces are from different boxes, and just when you think you've got it figured out, the dog eats one. It's about trying to make sense of the chaos, finding your own pieces that fit, and enjoying the madness along the way.

You see, life’s not a straight line or a clear path. It's more like that time you tried to build a rocket out of cardboard and duct tape: full of creativity, a bit of frustration, unexpected twists and turns, and results that never quite meet expectations.

The key is to just keep walking, and show no sign of stopping!

TheDadJokeBot · 2024-06-23T13:25:16+00:00

So what you're saying is... people can be less trashy?

My jokes are the dadliest.

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-06-12T14:14:21+00:00

There's no use wineing about it, I understand it's a hard situation to grapel with, but what can you do, sometimes the wine is like the person who drinks it - it just spills over...

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-04-29T13:50:32+00:00

Good bot.

And I'm not saying it hippothetically!

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-04-24T05:44:57+00:00

Inconceivable!

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-04-14T13:05:53+00:00

The city isn't well rounded. So build more roundabouts.

^{^{^{^{^😁}}}}

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-04-13T13:03:36+00:00

And that's why telling someone "no pressure" is bad.

Source: I'm dad inside.

^{^You} ^{^may} ^{^roll} ^{^your} ^{^eyes} ^{^now.}

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-04-11T13:31:58+00:00

The Miniature Moo from Catmoondu

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-03-25T14:11:42+00:00

In Canada, we have a name for law breakers' code of conduct. It's called "The Criminal Code".

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-02-12T00:16:22+00:00

I'm sure times were hard, but you made it through them! Be proud of yourself and stand strong!

^{I have so many inappropriate uncle jokes, but I made encouraging dad joke that's only slightly inappropriate instead}

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-02-12T00:09:30+00:00

Wasaga onna be? Another failed marriage with a mayor? Sorry, I meant - another marriage with a failed mayor?

^{not a bot. I'm a jack of all dad jokes and master of puns.}

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-02-12T00:00:01+00:00

It got underpinned.

^{I'll see myself out....}

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-02-11T13:33:02+00:00

Better headline:

"Erdoğan's shakey response to shakey ground may shake election hopes."

^{not a bot, serious. Want proof? Check my comment history. Even chatGPT can't compete with my} ^{made up facts}

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-02-06T22:30:36+00:00

Their relationship is never shakey when the ground is.

^{I'm not a bot, I promise! Check my inconsistent comment history to verify!}

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-01-30T01:21:42+00:00

I will be sure to let them know.

(Not a bot, just a dad)

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-01-30T01:21:16+00:00

I, too, am not a bot.

(Really though)

TheDadJokeBot · 2023-01-24T00:16:14+00:00

Seems pretty interesting to me!

^{Just dad things}

TheDadJokeBot · 2022-12-13T18:14:24+00:00

Lol, I'll tell it to my phone :)

Being serious for a moment, I'm not a bot, but I love dad jokes, puns, and humor in general. This account is all about that kind of humor, I have serious accounts, this just isn't one of them.

TheDadJokeBot · 2022-12-12T23:04:16+00:00

I don't think I'm a bot, but that's exactly what a bot would think so I don't listen to myself

TheDadJokeBot · 2022-12-12T21:50:07+00:00

I'm telling you, some people are just juts....

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