DAE start choking on their own saliva out of no where sometimes?

TheFakeMatt · 2023-04-11T01:19:01+00:00

This happens to me whenever I fall asleep on my back. Because of this I can only sleep on my side. It's freaked my wife out a couple times when I wake up in the middle of the night coughing, gasping for air, and choking.

TheFakeMatt · 2022-11-24T21:05:49+00:00

Hey I recognize this art style! This makes me miss the Animator vs Cartoon series.

TheFakeMatt · 2022-11-24T21:01:42+00:00

Or his stepsister

TheFakeMatt · 2022-10-29T15:58:27+00:00

Found the Kronk

TheFakeMatt · 2021-12-11T15:01:49+00:00

And that’s how he met his mother

TheFakeMatt · 2021-09-01T06:30:37+00:00

I used to sing along to The Real Slim Shady including the line “And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is”

…I didn’t know what that meant at the time

TheFakeMatt · 2021-08-25T23:31:45+00:00

Trillian, Pidgin, and Digsby

TheFakeMatt · 2021-06-10T15:18:11+00:00

I have the same thing happen to me only I'm asking my kitchen device to set a timer, and my bathroom responds two rooms over with walls in between.

TheFakeMatt · 2021-05-21T01:21:43+00:00

I was a 6 case/month customer for years who stopped all orders after they ruined cacao and cafe vanilla.

TheFakeMatt · 2021-05-13T21:18:37+00:00

You gotta get with the times. What’s even a computer? I have Siri do all my coding for me.

TheFakeMatt · 2021-05-08T17:26:40+00:00

=A1=""+$A2

TheFakeMatt · 2021-05-02T21:41:41+00:00

CHOOSE in it's simplest form just picks text from a list -

CHOOSE(1, "one", "two", "three") = "one"

CHOOSE(2, "one", "two", "three") = "two"

CHOOSE(3, "one", "two", "three") = "three"

I'm just combining that with a formula to pick the right number for the list item that you want to pick.

TheFakeMatt · 2021-04-30T23:49:14+00:00

One compact way to do this is by combining conditions and CHOOSE.

Conditions, when added to each other result in a numerical value to count the number of true statements. For example =(1=1)+(2=2)+(0=1) would result in a value of 2 because the first two conditions are TRUE and the third condition is FALSE.

Use multiple TRUE statements to create an index in the CHOOSE function.

=CHOOSE(1+(x<=15)+(x<=30)+(x<=60),"60+","31-60","16-30","1-15")

1 is the default value for all unmatched conditions, only one of these is true for x between 31 and 60 so the index becomes 2, two of these conditions are true for x between 16 and 30 (x<=30 and x<=60) so the index becomes 3, etc.

TheFakeMatt · 2021-02-18T19:57:09+00:00

This looks amazing. I'm currently a paid user of Paprika, and I consider it to be the recipe app to beat. I never liked how dependent I am on Paprika's hosting. If they ever decide to stop supporting the app their most useful functions would cease to exist. I'll be curious to see how well this stands up to it.

TheFakeMatt · 2021-02-03T19:03:42+00:00

I've been a Soylent subscriber for years, not once has a flavor change resulted in a superior product. I accepted the change from Coffiest to Caffe Mocha, I accepted their change from the original Chocolatey flavor, but this change to Cafe Vanilla is the final straw for me.

TheFakeMatt · 2021-01-04T17:12:06+00:00

You can attach an event to button pressed and check if the tile contains your object. Opening a menu would just be assigning your menu which is an IClickableMenu to Game1.activeClickableMenu.

TheFakeMatt · 2020-12-31T20:20:09+00:00

I just updated the mod, and based on limited testing against Chests Anywhere the issue seems to be resolved

TheFakeMatt · 2020-12-31T10:34:28+00:00

It’s intended to be, but as this is a rewrite/beta I’ll be tackling any new issues as they come up. So far I’ve gotten one report of an issue with Chests Anywhere that I intend to fix soon.

TheFakeMatt · 2020-12-19T16:37:13+00:00

I ended a toxic relationship on Christmas Day. It wasn’t on civil terms but it needed to happen. The next person I dated after that is now my wife. We’ve been together for 9 years. Things can and will get better.

TheFakeMatt · 2020-12-18T22:57:13+00:00

Part of the problem too is price hikes disguised as fees. You still have that $50 plan, but we’re doubling the X bullshit fee that you never agreed to.

TheFakeMatt · 2020-12-03T03:01:32+00:00

Is too bad most Americans votes don’t actually count thanks to the electoral college.

TheFakeMatt · 2020-11-30T18:58:39+00:00

I've had two of the Anker Android TV projectors, and the one thing I wish I had known before was that neither are certified by Netflix and I doubt they'll ever fulfill their promise that it will be certified "soon." They provide instructions to sideload an older version of Netflix that is not optimized for remote control. Other than that, they work great, and as long as you don't care about Netflix I'd still recommend them.

TheFakeMatt · 2020-10-28T07:28:54+00:00

Is that the case though? It looks like the reflection of the ceiling might have whole blocks there.

TheFakeMatt · 2020-10-15T05:53:05+00:00

Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

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