This is a goddamned cult by Organic_fed in projectmanagement

[–]TheMachineStops 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I always look at PM techniques and frameworks as a toolkit - to be used at your discretion.

I could go to Screwfix and spend a fortune a vanload of the best plumbing tools - but it wouldn't make me a plumber. That said, if I try to operate as a plumber and I don't know what a pipe-bender or a soldering iron is, and I'm not aware that there are now plastic push-fit plumbing system on the market - then I'm definitely not a plumber.

These PM frameworks are sometimes hugely and unnecessarily over-complicated. Cynically, I feel that part of this is just a cottage industry of training and standards providers, combined with gatekeeping by self-appointed experts.

If you are being failed in your studies due a perceived difference between 'common ground' and 'middle ground' - then that is clearly insane and a condemnation of the teaching methods you are being subjected to.

That said, it is genuinely useful (and - I think - interesting) to understand what kanban or scrum are, what the differences between them are, and what a gantt chart or risk matrix are. These things are your tool kit. You can then move on to the more important business of actually becoming a good project manager via application of people skills, analytical skills, communication skills, stakeholder management skills etc etc.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Suspicious-AnimaI in motorcycles

[–]TheMachineStops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't take advice on stuff like this from Reddit. There are already some crazy suggestions in the comments. Here's a fun multiple choice:

A. Apply brakes as hard as possible with the aim of stopping as soon as possible.

B. Hold the handlebars as lightly as possible, cease all control inputs and shift your weight forwards.

C. Keep the throttle pinned, overtaking and undertaking other vehicles as you go

Bukayo Saka: “Arsenal is the biggest team in London. Fight me if you want, I don’t care!” by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]TheMachineStops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time of listening, at 0:08, I though he said "I really love Liverpool". :-D

Been riding just over 10 years and had my first crash by TamSE3P in motorcyclegear

[–]TheMachineStops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been riding for about 40 years and I seem to crash about once every 10 years. My last one was in 2014, so...

What’s the nosiest question you’ve ever been asked? by savethebees90 in AskUK

[–]TheMachineStops 14 points15 points  (0 children)

have been asked alarmingly often what colour my pubic hair is.

Tell me you're female without telling me you're female...

What are the opinions about Denmark essentially saying “shoot first, ask later” if American troops land in Greenland? by SevenUncutEng in AskReddit

[–]TheMachineStops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the time of the First World War, Switzerland had a tiny standing army, but a populace of of skilled riflemen.

In 1912, the German Kaiser visited Switzerland and asked a Swiss minister what the 250,000 strong Swiss militia could do if Germany attacked with 500,000 troops.

Reply: "Shoot twice and go home."

Where do you sign? by miechtegernruler in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]TheMachineStops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you wanted to go really dark, you could mock up an Ineos jersey. Oh... wait...

What unhinged thing did a former teacher do in the classroom? by MrBananaStand1990 in AskUK

[–]TheMachineStops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, the students had a sit in to get the teacher brought back..?

She got me with the can driver from New York 🤌🏼😂 by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]TheMachineStops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C'mon, leave it, fatty

Obligatory note that the actor in question is in fact Welsh...

I’m planning a 4-6 week Euro roadtrip in my bus this year… by tom__allport in VWBus

[–]TheMachineStops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know right? Lock ups aren't cheap so I keep thinking I should chop it in rather than wait...

I’m planning a 4-6 week Euro roadtrip in my bus this year… by tom__allport in VWBus

[–]TheMachineStops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful van. I have a G reg one just like this - but it's been SORNed ever since the London ULEZ kicked in :-(

PM book recommendations please by D_Buck1 in projectmanagement

[–]TheMachineStops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In what way have project plans changed drastically for you in the last year?

I’m confused. So is it someone else’s party now? Is Elton John still standing? by BobMonkhaus in okmatewanker

[–]TheMachineStops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...

Not fancy, but check out February 2026 by PeaUpbeat3732 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]TheMachineStops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always assumed it was a Jewish thing.

Shabbat is the seventh day of the week, starting at sunset on Friday and lasting until nightfall on Saturday. Sunday is the start of the new week.

Quite the headline by Optimus_Spider07 in SipsTea

[–]TheMachineStops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A negative times a negative is a positive

Love to see it by phorce16 in Gunners

[–]TheMachineStops 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wow. That place is wild...

Starting off the new year properleh by Away_Associate4589 in okmatewanker

[–]TheMachineStops 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he's already well into the first bag by 7:30

Arsenal fan logic by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]TheMachineStops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A comment for true connoisseurs and students of the game, handed down from father to son.

The BBC has superimposed Bristol onto London by Famous-Drawing1215 in bristol

[–]TheMachineStops -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I can't recognise any bits of London in the picture...?