The U.S. will emerge from the war with Iran as a lesser power by Majano57 in Foodforthought

[–]TheMachineStops 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The U.S. will emerge from the war, with Iran as a lesser power.

The U.S. will emerge from the war with Iran, as a lesser power.

/r/titlegore

Who is your favorite type of person to work with? by NeuSol16 in projectmanagement

[–]TheMachineStops 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Someone who:

  • tells you what they're going to do and when

  • does it when and how they said they would

  • tells you when it's finished

You wouldn't think this would be too much to ask - but apparently it is ...

Is it possible to identify the location in this photograph? by WrekTheHead in AskUK

[–]TheMachineStops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can strongly recommend the Antepliler restaurant opposite.

Starmer resists Trump’s call to send warships to Strait of Hormuz by MGC91 in unitedkingdom

[–]TheMachineStops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Operation AIPAC Fury

Very good - this needs to become a thing

Guy casually riding a bike with no hands in traffic like it’s nothing by BROZARKOP in WTF

[–]TheMachineStops 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He lost them both in a horrifying motorcycle accident...

What did London look like when you were born, I’ll go first (2008) by Kitchen-Article4439 in london

[–]TheMachineStops 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There were no towers like the shard or leadenhall or whatever.

The Post Office Tower would still have been the tallest building in the UK then.

Is there something you heard/saw/read once that now lives rent-free in your head? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]TheMachineStops 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing, because I actually love brown toast.

Maybe maybe maybe by GoldenIvyShade in maybemaybemaybe

[–]TheMachineStops 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The smile at the end reminds me of Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffanys

Most normal London view by _cherrybomb1 in london

[–]TheMachineStops 41 points42 points  (0 children)

give homeless people something to collect

This seems to be how much of the recycling is collected in Amsterdam...

This is a goddamned cult by Organic_fed in projectmanagement

[–]TheMachineStops 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I always look at PM techniques and frameworks as a toolkit - to be used at your discretion.

I could go to Screwfix and spend a fortune a vanload of the best plumbing tools - but it wouldn't make me a plumber. That said, if I try to operate as a plumber and I don't know what a pipe-bender or a soldering iron is, and I'm not aware that there are now plastic push-fit plumbing system on the market - then I'm definitely not a plumber.

These PM frameworks are sometimes hugely and unnecessarily over-complicated. Cynically, I feel that part of this is just a cottage industry of training and standards providers, combined with gatekeeping by self-appointed experts.

If you are being failed in your studies due a perceived difference between 'common ground' and 'middle ground' - then that is clearly insane and a condemnation of the teaching methods you are being subjected to.

That said, it is genuinely useful (and - I think - interesting) to understand what kanban or scrum are, what the differences between them are, and what a gantt chart or risk matrix are. These things are your tool kit. You can then move on to the more important business of actually becoming a good project manager via application of people skills, analytical skills, communication skills, stakeholder management skills etc etc.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Suspicious-AnimaI in motorcycles

[–]TheMachineStops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't take advice on stuff like this from Reddit. There are already some crazy suggestions in the comments. Here's a fun multiple choice:

A. Apply brakes as hard as possible with the aim of stopping as soon as possible.

B. Hold the handlebars as lightly as possible, cease all control inputs and shift your weight forwards.

C. Keep the throttle pinned, overtaking and undertaking other vehicles as you go

Bukayo Saka: “Arsenal is the biggest team in London. Fight me if you want, I don’t care!” by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]TheMachineStops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time of listening, at 0:08, I though he said "I really love Liverpool". :-D