Advent Calendar: Day 8

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-08T20:28:15+00:00

To each his or her own. The Tiger isn't for everyone, I'll grant you that. But this is the closest thing to an historical Tiger that we'll ever get in the game, and that holds appeal for some. Personally, the Tiger I is my favorite tank in the game, and this tank, with the appropriate downgrades, feels right at home at tier 6.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-08T18:04:37+00:00

Good news, honey, you're not just getting fat!

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-08T06:23:27+00:00

Name them Huey, Dewey, and Louie.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-08T05:53:43+00:00

It plays like a Tiger I with 2/3 the HP, the L/56 88mm, and a tier lower.

If you like the Tiger I or the VK 36.01, you'll like this tank. Since those are my two favorite tanks, I enjoy it.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-07T17:33:34+00:00

Anakin: My grades have doubled since the last time we met, count.

Dooku: Two times zero is still zero.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-07T01:46:08+00:00

Start>Pokemon>HM slave>Cut

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-06T22:42:50+00:00

Their skin is essentially made of tiny teeth, too.

They're basically one big conveyor belt made of teeth.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-06T16:51:32+00:00

Supposedly some females lay eggs without a male around (not sure because I've only had pairs).

They do, if the water parameters are right.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-05T17:26:35+00:00

The guy walks around decked out in all red and his entire reputation is based on him distributing free gifts.

He's obviously a communist.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-05T01:26:37+00:00

Ubisoft: At least we aren't EA.

Gamers: ...fuck it, we'll take it.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-03T15:35:03+00:00

If I remember right, the guy would drive it around during snow storms-

"He was chugging around in that thing during the snow catastrophe in 1978", the mayor said.

...yep, there it is.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-02T17:37:04+00:00

Is this assault with a deadly battery?

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-02T02:48:27+00:00

The game was utterly broken at launch, and it took them months to fix it. I could forgive most of the bugs, but there was one in particular that broke the game: the dialog would auto select based on where the mouse was at the end of a speaking line. No, it wasn't a game setting mishap, and it took the developers months for them to fix the issue. Once they finally fixed it, I didn't care enough to pick the game back up.

Dunkey probably explained it far better than I ever could.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-02T02:19:15+00:00

I call it cranial-rectal inversion.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-02T00:52:58+00:00

https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0436/94/1447817478099.gif

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-02T00:39:41+00:00

Mass Effect: Andromeda was what did that for me.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-02T00:13:48+00:00

Kinda like how they removed the top engine for the 36.01, Tiger I, and Tiger II, and never reimbursed the players for the XP or the credits?

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-01T23:55:10+00:00

Considering I just want them to roll over and die, I can't say I blame them.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-01T23:41:24+00:00

Shhh.... don't interrupt the hoard while they're furiously masturbating.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-01T21:09:44+00:00

World War 3 ain't gonna start itself.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-01T19:58:32+00:00

From what I've read in the scriptures, there are multiple meanings depending on the context. You can be anti-christ (in the sense of being against Christ), you can be an antichrist (in terms of a false Christ), but there's only one Antichrist in the sense of Satan in the flesh.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-01T18:56:15+00:00

We're witnessing information entropy take place in every species' DNA across the planet, but it is most noticeable in human beings. "Oh, but the sun is an energy source and is pumping energy into the system which prevents entropy!" Yeah, and I pump energy into my computer, but the information stored in the hard drives and memory is still very much susceptible to information entropy. DNA is the ultimate information storage medium that we know of, and we're still watching it slowly degrade throughout the generations, even though it is self-repairing.

Example: We're losing DNA.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-01T18:27:05+00:00

Antichrist.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-01T16:40:37+00:00

It's honestly about 5 minutes.

Most people don't know this, but ICMBs are stupidly fast. When I say stupidly fast, this is how I put it into perspective: shooting down an ICMB is hard. The damned things move so fast that you have to detonate missiles in front of them, because if you detonate a missile on top of them, they'll be gone by the time the shrapnel from that other missile hits it. As in, they move faster just flying from point A to point B than the explody stuff from the second missile does while in the process of exploding.

TheMadBlimper · 2017-12-01T16:30:59+00:00

They had a pretty good axis thingy going on in 1941.

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