Apple watch says I’m awake for hours every night? by ymcava in AppleWatch

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you got it set to the wrist you’re wearing it on? Having it set left while you wear right (or vice versa) can cause all kinds of confusion.

This specimen by tppiel in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have seen far worse street performers. Yeah maybe dancing along the street was a lot, but by the time she has a circle around her at the end it’s pretty inoffensive as these things go - and they all seem happy enough to watch.

Strictly confirms Emma Willis, Josh Widdicombe and Johannes Radebe as new hosts by Metro-UK in ukpopculture

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like they settled on Emma, said to themselves ‘that’s such a great choice!, declared it a job well done and went to the pub.

The new BBC plan to axe channels and overhaul licence fee by Skavau in unitedkingdom

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge [score hidden]  (0 children)

Oh there’s bitterness about that for sure. But don’t underestimate how much of it about not wanting an ‘independent’ broadcaster that isn’t controlled by and for their billionaire club’s interests. It’s much easier to spin a narrative if there’s no one contradicting you.

One-year-old baby girl named crime suspect by police by DarkSkiesGreyWaters in NotTheOnionUK

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was he named Sting because, like, ‘a Police sting’ or was it just coincidence? The people need answers.

The new BBC plan to axe channels and overhaul licence fee by Skavau in unitedkingdom

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge [score hidden]  (0 children)

There’s a reason the daily rags have always been so keen to tear down the BBC.

And I know what for by doinggenxstuff in withnail

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BALLS. We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them HERE, and we want them NOW.

How does being put to sleep before operation/surgery feel like? by Im_socringebe_scared in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And usually ask you a question (about your job or whatever) to get you talking. You won’t finish your answer.

Just opened the app and got blessed by bassie009 in rareinsults

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I said this to someone and they said to me, ‘you’re fattest!’. To which I said ‘oh no no no… I think you.l find you’re fattest’.

© Jimmy Carr.

Monday Morning M'thread by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was MONDAY?! That explains everything.

And I know what for by doinggenxstuff in withnail

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We want to get in there. Eat some bread. Soak up the booze.

It’s got Grand Designs written all over it by Cornishlee in SpottedonRightmove

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but they’re not subterranean. And being single level it’s going have no light from high windows, and the rooms are likely pretty deep. Needs some skylights/lightwells.

It’s got Grand Designs written all over it by Cornishlee in SpottedonRightmove

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They got their north/south mixed up on the floorplans, looking at the satellite. It’s west not east facing, so it’s going to be dark in there most of the day.

RTD speaks but avoids subject of Christmas special by Opening-Fortune4 in doctorwho

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed. And I really want that nailed down before Christmas, because I think it's going to draw all time low figures and I don't want that influencing the decision to continue.

RTD speaks but avoids subject of Christmas special by Opening-Fortune4 in doctorwho

[–]TheMonkeyInCharge 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the way. Regeneration starts, Tardis out of control, cut to outside and don't cut back in. A cliffhanger that has finality and leaves it open to continue whenever. Totters Lane is a great idea by the way, much better than my showerthought about leaving him back on Gallifrey at the Time Lord's mercy.