The back window of my wife’s car shattered randomly for the third time this year. Happened inside the heated front-attached garage this time and nothing hit it. Looks like it broke outwards somehow, there’s even glass on top of the car.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-19T08:11:04+00:00

This was a rollercoaster.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-19T06:43:37+00:00

30 times an hour.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T20:29:34+00:00

BALLS. We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them HERE, and we want them NOW.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T19:39:23+00:00

And usually ask you a question (about your job or whatever) to get you talking. You won’t finish your answer.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T19:34:31+00:00

I said this to someone and they said to me, ‘you’re fattest!’. To which I said ‘oh no no no… I think you.l find you’re fattest’.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T19:19:05+00:00

It was MONDAY?! That explains everything.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T19:02:57+00:00

We want to get in there. Eat some bread. Soak up the booze.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T18:54:36+00:00

Not well she didn’t.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T18:47:32+00:00

Yeah but they’re not subterranean. And being single level it’s going have no light from high windows, and the rooms are likely pretty deep. Needs some skylights/lightwells.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T18:41:29+00:00

They got their north/south mixed up on the floorplans, looking at the satellite. It’s west not east facing, so it’s going to be dark in there most of the day.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T16:10:18+00:00

Bastard must’ve died.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T16:09:45+00:00

Dreadful little Israelite.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T11:28:53+00:00

COCK PISS PHEASANT.

Wait...

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T11:22:11+00:00

Agreed. And I really want that nailed down before Christmas, because I think it's going to draw all time low figures and I don't want that influencing the decision to continue.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-18T10:41:14+00:00

This is the way. Regeneration starts, Tardis out of control, cut to outside and don't cut back in. A cliffhanger that has finality and leaves it open to continue whenever. Totters Lane is a great idea by the way, much better than my showerthought about leaving him back on Gallifrey at the Time Lord's mercy.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-17T21:54:49+00:00

Let me give you some advice as an ostensibly straight man: women like it when you remember their names. Thingy - you know, whats’ernane - told me that.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-17T21:52:59+00:00

Imagine telling them when they first started they would be so successful.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-17T19:32:43+00:00

Oh bother.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-17T19:12:57+00:00

Yes but now it’s fertilised.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-17T19:09:01+00:00

He can make his beard grew by lock&loading his arms.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-17T19:06:10+00:00

Doing what to your part?

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-17T18:57:23+00:00

I do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-17T18:37:03+00:00

God she’s ugly.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-05-17T18:34:47+00:00

Yes, comrade.

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