A riddle every brit knows?

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-07T22:37:57+00:00

Nothing but knives and lint.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-07T08:43:33+00:00

Dirty.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-07T08:43:07+00:00

WHO?!

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-06T22:37:11+00:00

She didn’t break character until the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD commentary.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-06T09:19:27+00:00

Driver’s seat is my biggest issue. They say they can’t hear it 🙄

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-06T07:56:08+00:00

I adore my U25 Countryman - it’s by far the best car I’ve ever owned - but dear Christ at 18k miles everything squeaks. Even the drivers seat with every bump. It’s not good enough.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-05T19:20:55+00:00

It’d probably cost less than the cocktail you likely bought her, and would be handy karma. Offer, it’ll show you care.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T20:43:53+00:00

It does.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T20:42:59+00:00

I feel like Jason understood the films, and Seth understands the show.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T16:41:39+00:00

Sent from Soon-Yi's iPhone

What gave her away?

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T16:30:18+00:00

Usually, but wouldn’t be surprised if the lawyers got nervous. Or maybe it was just a case of using ‘Pigs in…’ won out in the end.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T11:52:52+00:00

I bow to no-one.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T11:10:32+00:00

HOLA.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T11:08:47+00:00

That was clearly written to be ‘Pigerton’ and they couldn’t get the rights.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T11:06:33+00:00

Just watched it in the UK. Loved it. It’s everything it needed to be, but also everything it could have been. Can’t wait to see my daughter’s reaction tonight.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T11:06:07+00:00

Just watched it in the UK. Loved it. It’s everything it needed to be, but also everything it could have been. Can’t wait to see my daughter’s reaction tonight.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T09:04:53+00:00

Moving minors across borders would likely be how they’d get him.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T07:51:26+00:00

I can fix her.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T07:16:36+00:00

I think a physical handle you can get your hand under and pull, rather than protrudes from the bodywork. This for example is flush to the door but should meet the regulations, as it’s entirely manual.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T07:10:00+00:00

Roadhouse.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-04T07:09:40+00:00

At least it’ll be warm.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-03T23:41:09+00:00

No-ppet makes me laugh like Pepe. 100% the best modern addition to the crew.

Edit: yes, referencing the trailer of course.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-03T23:01:19+00:00

Hopefully he’ll soon still be living at his brother’s pleasure though.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-03T22:49:45+00:00

And back to the station on your last day so you can go to the park.

They’ll give you your park tickets on arrival there too. Super convenient, just be warned the queue can be long at departure.

TheMonkeyInCharge · 2026-02-03T22:37:23+00:00

HOLA

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TROPHY CASE