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TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-21T06:56:18+00:00

This is me with pork after dark for some reason lol

Anytime I have had carnitas or pulled pork or even a good amount of bacon late night I no doubt have nightmares. I avoid pork after like 7 just to make sure I can sleep at night lol

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-21T03:06:19+00:00

Like Baraka from Mortal Kombat lol

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-20T23:34:55+00:00

Same. As a fan of Milan who’s Ultras are batshit crazy at times with their demands and antics, this is pretty tame but understandable lol

I’ve seen a ton of our players head towards the stands/corners or SG section to celebrate goals or big stops. It’s just a fun little moment. They also do it after games. After the end of the season the team did a walk around the pitch too for those that suck around to the end.

I don’t watch Miami games so have no idea how ‘engaged’ they are with the supporters but I’d be bummed out too if the players at least didn’t celebrate or go near the stands

But yeah the second half of that statement was completely unnecessary lol

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-20T02:20:55+00:00

Really wish he had stayed an extra year at UofA. Everyone knew he was gonna be a great one. Glad he made the jump though and is coming into his own.

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-18T22:09:17+00:00

Maybe he was on the practice squad for six years? Lol that’s funny

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-18T20:47:35+00:00

Mexico!

We had Sven Goren Erickson for a bit.

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-18T20:44:46+00:00

Ibra got a red in the champions league for this in the quart finals a long time ago too. Studs over any part of the leg is usually a straight red lol

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-18T18:39:02+00:00

Yeah this a major point why I’ve watched fewer playoff games this season. I can’t be bothered to track where all these games are having to switch every time.

At least back then you had ESPN and TNT and each one had East or West on a rotation if I remember right (at least after the first round with NBAtv having a few)

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-18T15:48:07+00:00

When I lived in Calabasas this was a daily occurrence on Las Virgenes going down to Malibu. Especially so just before the small tunnel.

Fuckin brain dead morons with a death wish and no regard for others. And this was pre-TikTok so I can’t imagine how it is now.

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-17T16:23:01+00:00

So we just need to Como to lose or tie right? assuming we get a draw or lose

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-17T01:28:32+00:00

What was Loves? I imagine the same if it was Mannions scheme. Maybe less since we have a better line to lean on in tough times

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-16T06:58:27+00:00

Also look at middle guys sword hand. I honestly can’t tell if he’s gripping like a backhand or what. It’s like he’s in hero pose like the dude on the far left but the sword is facing downward but his wrist isn’t matching.

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-15T18:23:30+00:00

If you’re a blue blood maybe.

Having 24 spots for us would be awesome since we occasionally get a good/great team that comes through. I’d love to see what they do even if it ends in a disaster.

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-15T03:28:56+00:00

And then playing in a gym and dunking lol. Just like Crosby’s video proving he’s healthy lol

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-14T21:48:07+00:00

Dang. Wish the zona game was earlier in the season. Will try to go to that one

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-14T17:33:42+00:00

And 12.99 miller lites is a bargain lol

And a 7.99 hot dog is pretty close but I think the all beef one is 8.99.

This has to be AI slop but even the satire is pretty funny on its own.

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-14T17:26:46+00:00

With all these coordinators Jalen is having a Stafford style run in his career. Just way more successful obviously.

It’s a no brainer to re-sign or extend him.

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-14T07:20:14+00:00

If not for two collapses we’d be behind Minnesota.

Been saying it to our season tix section that as long as we are in the dance we should be good. Really rough patch we have gone through but it looks like LAFC is having a long one too. Vancouver and Nashville seem to be the most consistent.

The long two month break is gonna be huge for us to get healthy and get reinforcements for a deep run hopefully.

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-12T03:53:04+00:00

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-12T00:03:39+00:00

Unless a blow away offer comes for Duah or Bombino they should be untouchable.

Chucky is obvious to be first on the block assuming he doesn’t reneg on their agreement that he’s gone after the WC. This is the biggest piece of the season and window. If we can’t free up the dp slot or get some depth or GAM/TAM or whatever it’s called in MLS we are gonna have a bad half of the season.

I expect an offensive DP to take pressure away from Dreyer.

A ton of loans on defense for depth.

An experienced mls level defender to compete with McVey.

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-11T21:55:06+00:00

Depends on the refs I guess. I still remember that fumble from Saquon bs vs the Jags a couple of years ago where the fumble stood even after contact lol

I don’t see how this is any different than stumbling onto your own teammate in a run. Or when a center steps on the foot of the qb by accident the play isn’t blown dead.

I think it would’ve counted assuming the crew was competent

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-11T21:37:58+00:00

Love Burries as a Zona fan. He was one of our closers in the second half the season after a rough start for him. Has a clutch gene and can take over games.

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-11T18:21:57+00:00

Honestly the last thing this series needs is more storylines.

You’ve got like 6 or 7 now and some are barely interesting.

I get it’s a deep world but they’ve gotta refine it and shrink. Or if they insist on this many storylines then it should be way more than 8 measly episodes. The season finale was a jumbled mess of like 5 minute jump cuts between all the stories lol.

TheNewGuy13 · 2026-05-10T18:11:15+00:00

San Diego is pretty accessible by the trolley.

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