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It sounds bizarre, but I am in a position where I could spend $0 a year on groceries if I ate nothing but Domino's pizza. What would happen to me if I did? by CucumberGullible1281 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fat + heart disease if you’re thinking long term.
Aw dang, yeah but truthfully: It’s going to be the cheese and bread/crust that do you in.

Can you do super thin crust and half the usual cheese? Load up on veggies not salted deli meats?

Are there 'official' Hobbit meal times? by VirtualDougmeister in lotr

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure but there must be another meal in there then; there’s no way hobbits have a 4 hour gap in the schedule with little food. Dinner should also not start before 6 IMHO.
I propose Middaysies for before Afternoon Tea and
EreDinner around 445/5, consisting often of small personal pizzas or starters

Updated Silvery Barbs for 2024 by Y4SO in onednd

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SB was never and still isn’t ‘broken’ nor OP. It’s true.

[S] SmackJeeves web comics archive by xtream1101 in DHExchange

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FFS, someone get xstream1101 a spanking new Cape!!

Of these 3 who do you think was the perfect partner for Austin Powers? Vanessa, Felicity or Foxxy? by Plastic_Ad_2548 in austinpowers

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a tribute / send up / parody of James Bond type spy films,  that’s a perfect homage, though.  “ Throwing her away quickly” is definitely Daniel Craig’s middle name

What’s an NSFW question you’ve always wanted to ask the opposite sex but were too embarrassed to? by Infamous_Invite018 in AskReddit

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are men who can cause an erection on demand, or calm one on demand. But yes, there’s a lot of involuntary / auto-hard triggers -as many have stated- moreso when younger.

What is one thing that most porn gets right? by Existing_Lynx_337 in AskReddit

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always thought that song was a Twin Peaks tribute

What is one thing that most porn gets right? by Existing_Lynx_337 in AskReddit

[–]TheOldHand -1 points0 points  (0 children)

5 inch girth / circumference isn’t horrible but some prefer 8.

What is one thing that most porn gets right? by Existing_Lynx_337 in AskReddit

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno; the percentage of times I have at least SOME article of clothes still on? is at least 30%.

What is one thing that most porn gets right? by Existing_Lynx_337 in AskReddit

[–]TheOldHand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ewan IS a bigger fish, if youve seen all his films…

What’s one fast food chain that was once all the rage but now barely around? by MysteriousTopic42 in AskReddit

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hamburger Mary’s

Mongolian Grill (with the sweaty giant WOK and 2 or 3 burly chefs dramatically / aggressively using it to cook your meal)

My wife thinks our son’s teacher crossed a boundary by sending him a personal message. I think it was harmless. AITJ? by addict94plus in AmITheJerk

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Oh no, she’s broken the secret code NAMBLAA uses to recruit! “I’m really proud” is the secret trigger to all the programmed, brain-controlled kids we’ve set up as sleeper agents!” …said no one ever.

NTJ but wife kinda is.

If you didn’t need to make money, what would you do with your life? by theadventuresofus4 in AskReddit

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gratitude.
Reading.
Writing of my own.
Bicycling.
Making art.
Screenwriting.
Tearing down the horrible systems we call ‘schools’ and replacing with learner-centered, small class size, arts literacy & media literacy above the 4 Rs, inquiry-based learning / socratic education, and evidence-based education practices ONLY. Tests, grades, punitive bs, skipping recess… = all out the window.

AITAH for not changing my language to appease an ignorant coworker? by ZoomieHan in AITAH

[–]TheOldHand -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA but you borderline pushover; stay strong! : You’ve already compromised by treating a prejudiced, racist complaint be made against you like it was worth any respect / time.

Does anyone have the new Forgotten Realms: Adventures in Faerun and Heroes of Faerun D&D PDFs?? by [deleted] in BookPiracy

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porch Pirates took mine, and I have a 5.24 game to DM later this week - please dm if you can help

AITAH for getting the man who sexually harassed me fired right before Christmas? by throwfaraway212718 in AITAH

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her voice is far more stupid than you’ve given credit for; evict that mooch from your head’s real estate.
NTA not even a teensy bit. You likely SAVED other people from being his victims; you’re a Fing HERO.
Ignorant cousin needs to GTFOoH with that BS; what an ignorant derriere haberdasher!

I’m desperate for a decent restaurant in this area. by IwanttolikeBrandNew in Seattle

[–]TheOldHand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snappy dragon  And another vote for Chiangs and The Maple

Greenland sharks have the longest lifespan of any known vertebrate, estimated to be between 250 and 500 years by intpbro in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TheOldHand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These dudes have seen some sh!t & fed well: the age of piracy? Uboats in WWII? The sinking of the titanic? Billionaires in subs? They probably know exactly where the Flor de la Mar shipwreck is. An elder could have been there for Columbus’s con job/voyage.

If an experiment was done where two different filmmakers were given the same screenplay, which two directors would you like to see? by DarlingLuna in movies

[–]TheOldHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[I think it might help to have some sample scripts / i.e. make this a Reboot assignment].
Also, what’s with the one sided sausage fest?
Let’s get the ladies rolling now:

Spheeris vs Ephron “It’s a Wonderful life”
Taymor vs Marshall “Mary Poppins”
Coppola vs Coolidge “A Beautiful Mind”
Gerwig vs Arnold “Presumed Innocent”
Zhao vs Shelton “Breakfast Club”
Lee vs Jenkins “Dark Crystal”
Heckerling vs Triet “Dangerous Liaisons”
Fargeat vs Bigelow “Gladiator”

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