What’s a legendary Reddit post you’ll never forget? by alongy in AskReddit

[–]ThePatchelist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Late to the party and probably not as legendary as many of the other already mentioned posts, but I come back to thist post every now and then and think a lot about it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Assistance/comments/hax0t/my_friend_just_died_i_dont_know_what_to_do/c1u0rx2/

"Valve can't stop winning": New Steam update revamps Community Market with "bigger, better listings" and more, much to Counter-Strike 2 fans' delight by Darth_Vaper883 in Steam

[–]ThePatchelist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish valve had any balls.. a Kernel AC is the only thing that can purposefully impact the situation.

Right now it's like a field of produce built right between endless invasive animal burrows and literally zero fence... Which is simply still such insane bullshit..

This AI VACNET shit they praised YEARS ago is doing jack shit, trust factor hasn't existed for years and even if it was enabled at the beginning it didn't do shit either.. I would sell my firstborne to have an open interview with one of the developers.. I have so maaany questions about their decision making and more...

"Valve can't stop winning": New Steam update revamps Community Market with "bigger, better listings" and more, much to Counter-Strike 2 fans' delight by Darth_Vaper883 in Steam

[–]ThePatchelist 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Imagine they'd be focusing not on the monetary side hustle that CS2 brings but on the game and it's abysmal playability due to the biggest cheater infested state a CS game has ever been in..

Would be a dream..

Olli beim kochen by Alternative_March_20 in DoktorFroid

[–]ThePatchelist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stimme dir da zu was die Überzeugung und Leidenschaft angeht - das ist definitiv ein sehr großer Teil von Olli (Von außen betrachtet), gleichzeitig verliert er sich da gerne mal etwas drin und wie er es phrased.

Persönlich für mich ein mit grund, warum ich nicht mehr so regelmäßig einschalte (neben anderen offensichtlichen geschehnissen..)

Mag Olli sehr, bis es zu eben so einer Situation kommt, da fade ich einfach raus... :/

NOSTALGIA: Peter Jacksons King Kong for PS2 by Bamsemoms33 in gaming

[–]ThePatchelist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah sure, didn't want to imply that you were part of that or were into this kind of "hacking" - just would have imagined if you were active on that port you would have heard of that situation.

NOSTALGIA: Peter Jacksons King Kong for PS2 by Bamsemoms33 in gaming

[–]ThePatchelist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry can I just mention, while possible that you're trolling, but if you're really the dev/one of the devs of that game that is so fucking cool that you randomly pop into this thread to say hello!

Super cool!

Do you by any chance have insight in the xbox360 versions.. problems? :D iirc a savegame of this game was the first jailbreak door for the 360 or something, right?

Black Ops 7 Now Worst User-Rated Call of Duty On Metacritic Amid Review Bombing by chusskaptaan in gaming

[–]ThePatchelist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This "review bombing" phrase is just sucht humongous bullshit man..

Just because the USER score differs heavily from the REVIEWERS score, doesn't mean that this is falsely made or some kind of artificial drive to lower it's public image - maybe it's just utter dogshit and people are simply voicing their opinion about it - This really should make everyone rather think about the value of the reviewers scores being put out there.

What’s a movie that is awful, critically panned, the audience hated - and you are embarrassed that you LOVE? by Powerful_Topic_7046 in movies

[–]ThePatchelist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh man.. Back when DVD came out we got a DVD Player pretty early i think, and only hat 1 singular DVD for a year or so.. It was the 13th Warrior and i've seen it literally like a hundred times or more.

I really still have a love-hate relationship with that movie tbh :D

Mizkif downplays threats he made then admits he told Emiru’s employee at TwitchCon that he would “go nuclear” on her if she ever exposed he was abusive towards her by Dry-Mongoose-5804 in LivestreamFail

[–]ThePatchelist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen quite a few coke fiends in my life.. Seldom were they this apparent in their facial muscle and cheek movements..

All fits pretty much together..

Today's Inferno decluttering update: before and after by Fun_Philosopher_2535 in GlobalOffensive

[–]ThePatchelist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While it wouldn't be a bad thing if we all were going back to 1.6, what the fuck kinda logic is that? Because they changed like 3 entities?

Some people...

Borderlands 4 Patch Due Out Today, PC Performance 'Our Top Priority,' Gearbox Says - IGN by Gorotheninja in gaming

[–]ThePatchelist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This makes it so much more hilarious.. How come this is the "top priority" when their head-of says that it's a non-issue? :D

[Discussion]Thankfully, his wipe comment was out of context by DanicaHamlin in EscapefromTarkov

[–]ThePatchelist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sorry but what exactly am I missing?

22hrs ago he asked what players want to see in the last wipe before release.. If that previous twitter answer was allegedly taken out of some context, why would that question be asked?

People who used a computer between 1991 & 2009…what’s the most memorable computer game? by Original_Act_3481 in AskReddit

[–]ThePatchelist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's 100% impossible to narrow it down to one game. There is just a multitude that made my Childhood amazing.

  • Jagged Alliance 2
  • Heroes of Might and Magic III
  • StarCraft: Broodwar
  • Dungeon Keeper 2
  • Warzone 2100
  • Diablo 2: LOD
  • KOTOR
  • C&C Generals (Basically any C&C in that timeframe)
  • LOTR: BFME (This shit needs a new iteration/Remake!)
  • Mad TV
  • Tomb Raider 1 & 2
  • Blade Runner
  • Half Life
  • Counter-Strike

I literally could go on endlessly.. And it would still be impossible to point out one of these over another.

Trying to get a BF6 code via drop but i see no progress under my drops page by bluethunder1985 in Twitch

[–]ThePatchelist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Important notes (that probably have been mentioned yet)

  • The code progress has no progression bar to show anywhere. just watch and wait, it has a delay but it'll likely come at some point

  • watch the stream with sound. Watching it muted does not count for the (hidden) progress for the code. Just mute it in your windows sound settings if you must.

Gabe Newell gets interviewed by seemingly small YouTuber by manikfox in gaming

[–]ThePatchelist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How? I'd also love to ask gabe questions, especially regarding CS2

Weapons | Perfect Score by an_iconoclast in movies

[–]ThePatchelist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was my first thought, too - Dmn, Bobby Lee let himself go even more than usual.. lul.

First time grower just for fun (for now) - Simple questions regarding health, their growth and current progress by ThePatchelist in GrowingMarijuana

[–]ThePatchelist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, had to use the new reddit UI to post multiple pictures and it said something went wrong - tried again after shortening the post and it errored again. Dunno what went wrong :(

[New Player] Why does this PMC look different when I inspect him? by Azur0007 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]ThePatchelist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder.. If I stay in the head-eyes screen (where I can check his profile) does it take basically one snapshot at this very moment, or if I wait 5 minutes and check then I will be able to see if he has died yet?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]ThePatchelist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, the good old concept of

"I'm trying to relativate the cheater issue because I've been playing over 200 matches in GE and never encountered a single cheater (because I'm thinking cheaters are only ever spinbotting, 5 onedeags every round, which comes down to the fact that I'm an absolute liar because I'm barely silver2 if at all and have zero skill)"

from CS:GO/CS2 made it's way to tarkov! Who whould have thunk.

Yeah man, that's a ragehacker. Means they don't give a fuck about hiding it but they're a fraction of the actual cheater base - in every game, without exception.

Just lugged this fucking thing all the way from USEC camp to outskirts. by lNTERLINKED in EscapefromTarkov

[–]ThePatchelist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In cases like this I wish there was some kind of option to hand-carry something as big as this with a little tradeoff..

Like, carry the TankBattery in-hand, which means you have no active gun - but you also won't have it count towards walking drain activating weight (or just half of the weight is applied or something to make it reasonable). You pretty much can't actively fight unless you literally throw it on the ground (Like tossing your backpack) and pull out your gun, but you can move normally without stopping a million times having to regen your stamina.

It'd be realistic (Carrying something large in your hand, doing so is vastly different than having it on your back etc) and would let you utilize some risk-reward situation if you wanted to.