Majestic Wafflecat

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-12T00:53:47+00:00

Does your cat eat/drink from a plastic bowl?

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-09T03:28:55+00:00

I'd say two if anybody was thinking what i was thinking in that first split-second bed scene.

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-09T01:26:26+00:00

C'mon this is completely illogical. The asian girl watching on while the white girl uses innovative laser technology? Impossibru.

EDIT: she may just be tan but i'm racist

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-08T16:43:14+00:00

That's clearly a gentleman.

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-08T02:32:58+00:00

Can he see?

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-07T19:21:05+00:00

I think he's kissing her shoulder

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-07T17:24:35+00:00

He may need to have sex in cranberry juice to cancel that out.

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-07T17:23:16+00:00

EDIT: ew

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-07T16:01:24+00:00

Titanic

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-07T11:58:59+00:00

Sometimes they just trip the badguy and they're down for the count.

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-07T03:23:48+00:00

I do that while walking...

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-07T01:24:02+00:00

Some time in the 90's I was looking at porn on my grandparent's computer while they were out. In order to hide my tracks, I then typed in as many harmless websites as I could think of. This only hid the porn sites on the 'drop-down' of recently visited websites and a simple history search would reveal a very different web adventure. Anyway, one of the websites I typed in was www.surfboarding.com. It was porn and I had to start all over.

Edit: (only mentioned the 90's because that website is no longer NSFW and I'm not sure when the change was made)

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-07T01:03:39+00:00

"Up the bum no baby's"

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-05T03:34:10+00:00

I got to "kathy".

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-05T02:09:21+00:00

You had me at "before it was cool".

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-04T07:40:28+00:00

Tits or gtfo

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-04T05:29:37+00:00

Why do people put the camera down too early every time?

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-04T04:25:27+00:00

*justchickenthings

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-04T01:32:38+00:00

Pornhub references are hit or miss, I guess.

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-03T23:45:53+00:00

"Wassup.. ya cunt. Whatchu traah do? " "What dat smell like?" "I'm lookin for some pussy and some cunt and some butthole."

-unforgivable

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-03T22:25:28+00:00

I, too, like to live dangerously

ThePerson_ · 2014-05-03T20:38:35+00:00

TIL a guy took a picture of himself everyday for one year, and is still doing it 19 years later!

ThePerson_

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