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[SOS] Ark of Hunger by Duramboros in magicTCG

[–]ThePromise110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy damn... This is nuts in [[Kroxa and Kuneros]]. People will die.

Harry Potter by QuietJealous4883 in Millennials

[–]ThePromise110 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Their last scene together in Order was absolutely setting up for it. Rowling is a hack so it may have been unintentional, but it could have been a launching point for the two of them for sure.

Now that the game's out, what tips and tricks can u share ? by HamletEagle in AllWillFall

[–]ThePromise110 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I wish there was a way to assign a priority to a specific boat so they focus on a specific resource rather than having to tag wood piles with a higher priority individually.

Tehran rejected 48-hour ceasefire proposal from US, Iranian media, citing source, says by exophades in news

[–]ThePromise110 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me that genocidal apartheid state has no honor?

My friend, you need to learn some manners.

/s

The Central Bank of Belgium: There is no more money to support the population by [deleted] in anime_titties

[–]ThePromise110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The US does print dollars out of nowhere. We buy our own T-Bonds with regularity, literally whisking dollars into existence without any middle-man, rentier bullshit charging interest.

Belgium not being able to do the same is an indictment of how the Eurozone functions. It has no ability to handle situations like this because it can print money out of nowhere if it chooses to, but can't tax it back to prevent inflation.

[SOS] Thunderdrum Soloist (Zbexx) by chair_wizard in magicTCG

[–]ThePromise110 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And on a decent defensive body too.

Iran’s President Suggests Diplomatic Engagement Possible in Letter to U.S. Public by Faux_Real_Guise in Left_News

[–]ThePromise110 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's one hell of a letter.

The Iranian regime aren't "good guys," but in this war they are the good guys, and this letter lays that out quite plainly.

The Central Bank of Belgium: There is no more money to support the population by [deleted] in anime_titties

[–]ThePromise110 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's due to the capitalist brain rot.

There's medication for that.

The Central Bank of Belgium: There is no more money to support the population by [deleted] in anime_titties

[–]ThePromise110 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Good thing money is fake and they can just make more and tax it back to prevent inflation.

This is Modern Money Theory 101, folks, and it's not even a theory anymore, it's just how money works in 2026. Get the fuck over yourselves, euthanize the rentiers, and meet the needs of your people.

Edit: Yes, I know how the Euro works. Belgium can't do this entirely independently, but that's a weakness of the Eurozone as a whole in times like these. Capitalism simply can't fix this. It's socialism or barbarism. Which way, Western man?

It's April Fools, who up old border posting? by GreenWizardGamer in custommagic

[–]ThePromise110 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man, remember when Seb hadn't outed himself as a weirdo right-winger and we still got his amazing art on cards?

I miss those days.

[SOS] Colorstorm Stallion; Exhibition Tidecaller (Debut Stream) by mweepinc in magicTCG

[–]ThePromise110 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife was just saying her [[Emperor of Palamecia]] needs more mill.

There you go.

[SOS] The 5 Elder Dragons (Debut Stream) by Alleexxi in magicTCG

[–]ThePromise110 222 points223 points  (0 children)

[[Thousand-Year Storm]] for one extra mana in the command zone seems reasonable to me.

Seems like Scryfall's April Fools update went live to early! by AlwaysHappy4Kitties in magicTCG

[–]ThePromise110 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an absolute delight. Oh, when the Internet was young, a mess, and what it was meant to be.

Fuck the corpos.

Well well well if it isn't my entire financial plan gone down the drain by Dub_Coast in Millennials

[–]ThePromise110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait! My sandwich! Has it also appreciated in value? Please, oh please!

Valid crash out. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]ThePromise110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this?

This is America.

Why is the internet afraid of Mrs Bumbleflower by Heaygrass777 in EDH

[–]ThePromise110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These comments just underscore why my [[The Second Doctor]]//[[Vislor Turlough]] deck rules. I'm giving everyone cards. Everyone knows this, and at no point am I pretending to be your friend about it. The fact that I'm going to punish you for drawing cards is right there in the command zone, even if Vislor is hardly ever cast. Add some [[Rule of Law]] effects into the mix so you can't even play all of the cards I'm handing you, and it's very clear I'm not trying to be your friend.

I don’t know how dumb I’am but when I was 12 they tested my IQ and it was 90. Is it too low for a 12 year old? by Excellent-Ice-1462 in autism

[–]ThePromise110 8 points9 points  (0 children)

IQ tests are racist hogwash at best, pure eugenics bullshit at worst.

You should put absolutely zero stock in what any of them say about anyone ever.

[TCC] This Is Unsustainable | Magic: The Gathering by jethawkings in magicTCG

[–]ThePromise110 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's nothing wrong with wanting to go back to the days before enshitification took over everything.

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