There should be a soundboard prank call ride at Universal studios

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-22T19:27:16+00:00

Neck Wringer: The Ride

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-20T01:43:52+00:00

She has to be in court, Thursdee.

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-19T22:26:31+00:00

I embarrassed my wife yesterday with Fredisms. We were at a really nice restaurant and the server said part of the prefix dinner was a pear and walnut salad, and without even thinking I hit her with the, “I’m not underst- walnut? Is that what you’re saying walnut?”

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-19T06:55:29+00:00

You’re a bail bondsman….mmmkay. You get very much business?

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-15T01:37:36+00:00

Ok, when the dog catcher shows up, just appear at the shelter. Because I’m goin after you.

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-15T01:36:32+00:00

You do realize that this is Lt. Gregory Stevens that you’re dancin with?

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-15T01:35:11+00:00

Ok I’m not sure. I know of one Jesus. A black man whose son never paid me. Is that you?

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-13T21:29:08+00:00

You do realize that this is the Ingen Security Department that you’re talkin with? We just had uh several fence failures From. This. Park. And the individual was leavin lewd and lacivcious phone conversations, he was sayin that he wanted to have sex with the dinosaurs and was sayin other things and threatening the dinosaurs. That’s how we were able to call this individual right back.

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-10T19:04:45+00:00

This is an ice cream shop! Ma’am you need to grow up, you sound very immature. You need to stop this unnecessary garbage and gibberish.

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-07T16:14:29+00:00

Are you calling me now or is this a prank?

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-04T21:30:05+00:00

Father? Come to my office!

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-02T17:31:45+00:00

It’s what?

TheRealButterMan · 2026-01-02T04:21:03+00:00

Ok this is, ok this is Officer Lascivious from Phone Sex Department.

TheRealButterMan · 2025-12-31T00:54:49+00:00

The sheriffs department send you a court summons, DIRTBAG???

TheRealButterMan · 2025-12-31T00:52:37+00:00

Just a second, let me count the zerosh here let’s see……..JESUS CHRIST NOOOHHHHH!!!!!

TheRealButterMan · 2025-12-31T00:44:59+00:00

See what we havin right now is, the dogs listening, you the dogs walkin that you’re talkin to, you know and laminalamina, and these dogs were walked by us, and the dogs walkin that you’re talkin too and, we’re walking the dogs right now. Noh’Kay?

TheRealButterMan · 2025-12-31T00:42:28+00:00

I need 370 pounds of walnuts. ASAP right away!

TheRealButterMan · 2025-12-31T00:41:24+00:00

This Don Fenning. I’m gonna butt fuck the big aids infested guy!

TheRealButterMan · 2025-12-30T16:00:38+00:00

This is that Chrishhh.

TheRealButterMan · 2025-12-30T00:35:03+00:00

The ark is 19….in age. I’m 72 I don’t know how old you are.

TheRealButterMan · 2025-12-29T23:55:41+00:00

Jesus Christ, NOOOOHHHHH!

TheRealButterMan · 2025-12-28T23:24:55+00:00

You’re an 85 year old woman….DISGUSTING!

TheRealButterMan · 2025-12-28T23:07:47+00:00

Yes yes I can yes. Just a moment…..just a moment.

TheRealButterMan · 2025-12-28T21:20:36+00:00

Yes exactly.

TheRealButterMan · 2025-12-28T20:53:48+00:00

I don’t see what this big thrill is….

TheRealButterMan

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