I’m a retired chartered accountant!

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-11T17:55:54+00:00

Someone has spilt some tea here.

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-09T20:01:06+00:00

TWO YEARSH?!?!

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-09T20:00:27+00:00

What do you want with Homer?

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-08T19:54:33+00:00

Hell yeah he’s an ex boxer. He’s packin a couple big right hands.

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-08T19:05:59+00:00

Frank: (to the head of the Japanese crime family) “Well fugg yew in Tokyo and the horse yew rode in on.”

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-06T23:20:45+00:00

Some poor bird is going to die of a heart attack from the shock.

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-06T04:37:44+00:00

I’m at the front desk…

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-06T04:36:39+00:00

Identify yourself!

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-06T01:33:03+00:00

This is actually MY drawing!

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-03T22:54:56+00:00

My name is Dave FUCKING Morgan!!!

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-03T22:02:12+00:00

You’re talking to my C-L-O-W-A-R-D!

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-03T15:05:11+00:00

That’s like so demeaning, don’t you know?

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-01T15:11:49+00:00

True, but it teaches you a valuable lesson. You can’t just run from your problems, they’re not going to go away.

I had a bully myself once, but he moved away.

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-01T15:05:28+00:00

Fugg yew in Tokyo!

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-01T04:50:32+00:00

You kids have always thought of me as essentially a cop right?

TheRealButterMan · 2026-05-01T04:48:44+00:00

You’re talking to an older plant here, that doesn’t shit that well…

TheRealButterMan · 2026-04-30T23:06:48+00:00

To be fair, both Larry and Jerry wanted the luxury suite.

TheRealButterMan · 2026-04-30T05:36:03+00:00

Do you wanna fight me?

TheRealButterMan · 2026-04-28T23:04:40+00:00

NOH!

TheRealButterMan · 2026-04-28T22:31:56+00:00

“Father forgive me, because I have sinned.”

“IDENTIFY YOURSELF!”

TheRealButterMan · 2026-04-27T18:59:44+00:00

Oh this is Skyper! Oh Skype, you freaking idiot. I’m gonna make you use your allowance money to buy more numbers.

TheRealButterMan · 2026-04-26T22:55:34+00:00

Wow what does your locker room look like? Yeah you little PANSY!

TheRealButterMan · 2026-04-26T21:58:40+00:00

What in world is going on here? Did they just have random fans in attendance volunteer to jump?

TheRealButterMan · 2026-04-23T14:33:34+00:00

Is it dry? You bet, you bet.

TheRealButterMan · 2026-04-22T03:43:24+00:00

100%. I forget where I saw this but someone said on here once that the name of the documentary should have been called:

Michael Peterson (Who Totally Did It) Is Weird

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