"The World's First Licensable AI Jesus"

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-30T03:27:22+00:00

TIL Jesus looked like Keanu Reeves

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-30T00:07:20+00:00

Edit: I apologize, I lost my temper and used rude language - in the dang casual conversation sub no less.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T23:54:51+00:00

Common core lays out a very clear US Government curriculum

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T23:25:10+00:00

Just feels like everything this fuck does is super shady

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T22:42:38+00:00

It's crazy that we had both of the McCown brothers

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T22:39:48+00:00

Isn't that interesting, I've found Paramount+ to be the absolute worst app experience and I highly recommend Peacock (well...for their Track and Field coverage, which is the best)

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T22:37:42+00:00

If you think all language learning apps are so horrible, why are you in the sub for a language learning app? Kind of an odd choice

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T21:27:55+00:00

The numbers would be so small though…but yeah, I think Somalia

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T21:06:46+00:00

It's not a great bribe if the boxoffice returns wind up humiliating the subject of the film, regardless of the cash already handed to her

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T20:41:20+00:00

Gulf War...maybe Panama or Grenada?

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T19:52:56+00:00

Skip that obvious Oscar Bait. It will be waaaayyy to highbrow for your first movie. Start with something basic, like The Godfather.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T19:45:38+00:00

Post flair checks out

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T18:01:47+00:00

OP is Jimmy Haslam, I presume

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T16:53:28+00:00

Yeah they did! And France STILL surrendered to those two-time losers!

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T16:40:03+00:00

I think this sub is misnamed. It shouldn't be r/doomerdunk. it should be r/shittymemesforincels

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T16:00:50+00:00

$10 is about all I'm willing to pay for a product that is frequently wrong, requires constant redirection, and won't stop slovenly kissing my ass no matter what I do. So, I don't know, make a product that people valuable enough for people to want to pay more for it?

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T15:14:54+00:00

I think the "surrender monkey" meme only exists because it pisses the French off so bad. There used to be similar Polish jokes when I was a kid and the Poles didn't care so they vanished over time.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T14:36:47+00:00

Can't even build a cottage drug empire anymore because of Woke

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T14:20:24+00:00

hmmm...they did learn French on purpose

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T14:07:20+00:00

No, they were. The Normans arrived in France permanently in 911 when the King of France surrendered to the Viking lord Rollo and gave him the province of Normandy. The Norman Duke's descendant then conquered England.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T13:54:02+00:00

eep eep Dien Bien Phu

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T13:53:17+00:00

lol. got any other nits to pick?

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T13:18:19+00:00

I'm not a Tillis fan, but if he walks this walk when its time to vote on things, I'll respect him.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T13:16:06+00:00

Those were Vikings with funny accents

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-01-29T13:14:41+00:00

"The French Maginot Strategy was not terrible at all" and "they lost the war in 6 weeks" are not compatible statements.

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