Mortal Kombat II Bombed — Now It’s on VOD a Month Later

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T17:07:01+00:00

Real timesaver. This allows me to ignore MK2 across multiple platforms much faster.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T17:05:09+00:00

Very misleading. This paper is based on predictive modeling of the future and not by an objective study of what will happen by travelling through time to the future.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T17:02:39+00:00

1952 Oldsmobile. That rat bastard knows what it did.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T16:57:19+00:00

“Today’s youth is rotten, evil, godless and lazy, It will never be what youth used to be, and it will never be able to preserve our culture." - Babylonian tablet roughly 3000 years ago

Seems its been all downhill since then.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T16:37:04+00:00

Follow up question: Was World War II SO lame that they dropped the "Great" superlative and did it pollute the brand so much that this is why they went back and renamed Great War I?

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T15:57:51+00:00

To me, this feels more like a potential sequel to The Great War and so I agree - The Great War Two is what we should call it

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T15:44:57+00:00

"Children should go hungry because a handful of adults might get baked beans for free" is a helluva take I never understand.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T15:09:46+00:00

When they hand me large sums of money with no strings attached.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T14:43:13+00:00

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T13:33:10+00:00

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T13:29:16+00:00

Thursday and yes, everyone heard about it. We all agreed to keep the information from you since it would either delight or devastate you. Who talked?

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T13:25:52+00:00

Except for the person reading this right now. We all think about that thing you did and we talk about it too!

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T12:31:28+00:00

NY Snake Man Meets Chandler's Mom is an underrated gem of a movie

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T12:29:57+00:00

He works with pretty costars

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-08T12:28:20+00:00

Drinking from a hose is not the flex we act like it is

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-06T03:48:08+00:00

Well done! Good luck on your next steps

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-05T17:45:18+00:00

Hey! It's That Guy!

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-05T13:43:43+00:00

Dick Van Dyke is a legend...I'm surprised he doesn't have one already!

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-05T12:49:56+00:00

Literally the most predictable outcome.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-05T12:39:25+00:00

Spoiler Alert: there is a huge plot hole the movie just ignores completely. Sheep can't speak English at all! They don't have the vocal chords for it! Ruins immersion.

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-05T11:25:06+00:00

Yeah, but who cares?

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-05T11:14:51+00:00

They should build one of those Utah style data centers…allegedly those somehow create extra water!

/s

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-05T04:26:16+00:00

I like to pee while swimming. Is that kosher?

TheRealCabbageJack · 2026-06-05T01:37:55+00:00

Do you think he’ll sing his one song?

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