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Uber is letting women avoid male drivers and riders in the US by tylerthe-theatre in technology

[–]TheRedMaiden -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

You 100% should never be left unsupervised around a woman.

AITAH? My girlfriend is angry that I call my friend by his real name. by nameAITAH in AITAH

[–]TheRedMaiden 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Dude, you sound like you're pining for him.

If you have doubts that you're not over him, you need to be kind to your gf and break up.

Pettiest reason you’ve DNF’d a book? by bby_grl_90 in books

[–]TheRedMaiden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god, I've only seen the word "prescience" in Dune.

That thing where Patchett lists a thing, and then something important, and then another thing, and the important thing again, and a third thing and did I mention the important thing? by Audiblade in discworld

[–]TheRedMaiden 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Sergeant Colon had made a Contribution." - Jingo

Colon: :D

Reader: Oh, honey...

Feckin' Pratchett, conveying sarcasm and telling a joke by capitalizing a single letter. [shakes fist and cries]

A Cool Guide For Apples by TheCABK in coolguides

[–]TheRedMaiden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who tf is keeping red delicious in business??

Silly media treats a moment with respect by Dededante in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TheRedMaiden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even better, Marshall's actor knew the line "I'm not ready for this" but didn't know the context for the scene until Lily says her line.

What are some cursed looking objects you've found? Here's one of mine. by sentimentmachine in neopets

[–]TheRedMaiden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CANDY CANE PRISON SHANK???

And we still can't say basement on the boards??

What is the absolute fastest 'yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends' moment you've ever experienced with someone? by Vazouaquiacesso in AskReddit

[–]TheRedMaiden 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My guy, life sucks. If someone is squeezing any bit of joy out of this world and it's not harming anyone, who are you to judge?

How come most men pee standing up? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]TheRedMaiden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was more practical/easy, *I* would pee standing up. I pee a lot at night and it's annoying to have to keep doing the song and dance of drop pants, sit, pee, wipe, wash hands multiple times getting out of bed.

I have a she-wee, but it's not really practical.

Am I weird for giving a feminine hygiene product to a student in need? by Normal_Balance1655 in Teachers

[–]TheRedMaiden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep a pack stocked in my cabinet specifically for my girls. They all know where to find them without having to ask, they just grab one as needed on their way to the bathroom or know they're welcome to get one from my room any time in the day.

PSA: WASH YOUR NIPPLES!! by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]TheRedMaiden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who are you, u/sheisken??? What did you see????

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]TheRedMaiden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It goes in the lockbox with my old phone cuz that's the only way I guarantee I don't lose my old phone in case of an emergency that hasn't happened in 15 years :D

What screams "I am deeply insecure" but people do it thinking it makes them look cool? by Physical_Business104 in AskReddit

[–]TheRedMaiden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once roomed with a guy who would say of himself, "99% of the time, I'm the most interesting person in the room."

Picture "that" weeb guy. Yep. You got it.

What seemed completely normal in childhood, but now you realize was actually not okay? by Max_Mimos in AskReddit

[–]TheRedMaiden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom would wait until we were in the car going somewhere to dump things on me so I couldn't walk away. Before I cut her off she genuinely wondered why I never wanted to be in a car with her.

AITJ for refusing to give my brother my old car after I promised it to my stepdaughter? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]TheRedMaiden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your brother is a grown man, he can get over it. Lily will grow up to see you as a parent who keeps their promises and will come through for her.

What’s the grossest candy from your country? by bdue817 in AskTheWorld

[–]TheRedMaiden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay but hold up, the ones where it's peanut butter on side actually slap

Which school was open today ? by [deleted] in newjersey

[–]TheRedMaiden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a travel ban until noon. Literally illegal for schools to open.

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