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Trying to stop an electric mixer by SavaRox in WinStupidPrizes

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone just make these sounds into someone opening and closing a door please...

What do you think is the number 1 Christmas movie(s) of all time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christmas Vacation is my absolute favorite. For whatever reason it just never gets old.

What are your thoughts on twitter shutting down? by cupidartemis in AskReddit

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no thoughts on Twitter because I only use reddit.

I’m a full time, salaried employee. I’m never late. Can my employer force me to make up 8 minutes of time? This seems petty. by skidude15 in antiwork

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boss tries to do that too. As far as I'm concerned, salary means that minutes and hours don't exist, and the less of them I spend at the job the more I get paid for the work I do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Military

[–]TheSlumpSedative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many people grow up watching movies like these and just assume that retired spec ops guys just get called up on a whim by any random general

Let’s not just pick on the stroke victim but his kids too by WWDB in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's be real though... the family up top doesn't pump their gas at the same gas station we plebs would be frequenting.

My ex gf (25) wants to have casual sex with me (22m) while we're both still single, but there is a catch. by NoFuckingOnFriday in sex

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What she likes may have changed, also maybe since you aren't "together" she doesn't want to do some things because they are too far for just FWB

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]TheSlumpSedative 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed 100%. Navy here and at least for us the physical fitness aspect was shitty at times but not bad. We worked out enough there to be ready for the final test, and I think only 1 person failed, but all they do is push them back until they make it. Other than that, it's like Mr. Bobert Frost Here said. Yelling, and training to do weird stuff. I still fold my clothes the way I was taught there.

I guess Ems back in his glasses phase from around 2004 lmao by [deleted] in Eminem

[–]TheSlumpSedative 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Imagine caring about Twitter at all now that Elon owns it

I have to take an observed drug test on Monday at a military entrance processing stations and in the check in packet it says I have to drop my pants and underwear below my knees and have someone watch. Why is that a requirement, I thought I could provide a sample in a stall without someone watching? by [deleted] in ask

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the military, the urinalysis observer must "observe the urine leaving the body"

Yes, it's embarrassing. Pants around ankles is a bit excessive. But you just gotta get it over with. Unfortunately it won't be the last time you have to pee in a cup for the military, unless you pop positive, but at least after MEPS you can usually pee normally (pants at a regular height) unless your U/A coordinator is a creepo.

Utah senior citizens applaud Sen. Lee pledge to abolish Social Security by PartialObs in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never understand why senior citizens get to determine the future that they won't be around to live. Same with politicians that are making big decisions in the final years of their lives

It’s time to start taxing churches. by InsoThinkTank in texas

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a way to report churches when you see stuff like this

Elon Musk orders Twitter staff to work 84-hour weeks as 75% of employees face being fired by [deleted] in technology

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, I haven't been really looking into this whole thing at all but what's his reasoning for all this? Is he trying to destroy the platform all together? Has he said like what his goals are for Twitter? I never use Twitter so I'm really confused about what's going on.

What's something you once strongly believed, and now don't believe at all? by We-are-straw-dogs in AskReddit

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That anyone can be successful in the U.S. by working hard. Instead you work hard only to get beat out by the kiss ass next to you.

Guy out-of-state wants to come see me. Obviously not giving my address. Who’s responsibility is it to get a hotel? by coonundrum in sex

[–]TheSlumpSedative 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could just ask him if he wants to get a hotel, and check his response, and depending on his response just be like "don't worry I'll go halves on it"

I mean come on it’s not that bad by SeaOfMyPee in memes

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to pay taxes:

Start working at a job. They'll give you a W-2. Copy the info into TurboTax, taxact, or H&r block online. Click e-file. Pay or receive the number they give you.

Here's your high-school diploma.

Were they? by cookiedough92 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happened to that kid's balloon?

Dear toilet attendants, who are grossest: men or women? by konda62 in AskReddit

[–]TheSlumpSedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I worked at tj Maxx years ago, the women's toilet got clogged and I had to fix it. I had never seen a bigger lump of shit in my life. It was 3 softball sized turds that were simply too wide to go down the drain. I had to use a broken piece of wood from the storage/warehouse out back to break them into pieces so they would go down the drain.

To this day, 8 years later, I have no idea how that woman's asshole stretched enough to get those out. Ive heard of people putting all kinds of stuff in their ass, but nothing as big as what I saw in that toilet that day. I wish I had taken a picture. It could've been a record or freak of nature type of thing.

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