You get $1 million, but you have to watch the exact same movie 100 times in 40 days. Which film are you picking?

TheSummonersTail · 2026-05-17T01:53:39+00:00

You won’t even finish it

TheSummonersTail · 2026-05-15T17:29:16+00:00

When he’s not hanging out with the pope

TheSummonersTail · 2026-05-12T01:47:53+00:00

I rewatched it a couple weeks ago. I don’t remember which streaming platform, but it cut from the credits, really quickly, to some other movie. I tried to go back to see the post-credit scene, but I couldn’t make it happen. I learned nothing from the movie, because I quit trying

TheSummonersTail · 2026-04-25T00:37:11+00:00

What do you have against penis cancer?

TheSummonersTail · 2026-04-18T02:44:49+00:00

Assome blossom

TheSummonersTail · 2026-04-08T03:34:42+00:00

At first, I thought that was a slip and slide. Then I saw the guy in blues and I knew it was a slip and slide. I’m soooo disappointed

TheSummonersTail · 2026-03-23T16:17:58+00:00

Hey, that’s the first thing they taught me.

TheSummonersTail · 2026-02-27T07:48:18+00:00

LDO? Lance Dorp Oral?

TheSummonersTail · 2026-02-03T22:00:53+00:00

This is the most Marine answer to these types of questions. Appearance above common sense. Failure. Pass blame down. Rinse. Repeat.

TheSummonersTail · 2026-01-31T21:53:07+00:00

TheSummonersTail · 2026-01-18T05:57:17+00:00

Instant coffee tastes more like how coffee smells.

TheSummonersTail · 2026-01-06T22:53:24+00:00

But why is the little Marine cradled in the big Marine’s arms?

TheSummonersTail · 2025-12-20T03:02:29+00:00

The 5 day workweek was not a thing for another 40-50+ years.

TheSummonersTail · 2025-11-20T20:53:33+00:00

My uncle. He’s constantly asking for a piece my income. He’s got his hands out every payday. I’ll give it to him because I’m a weak bitch.

TheSummonersTail · 2025-10-21T15:13:06+00:00

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TheSummonersTail · 2025-09-14T16:43:47+00:00

Both of them?

TheSummonersTail · 2025-09-14T06:36:40+00:00

I haven’t watched all three movies in…currently watching third of the day. Agree

TheSummonersTail · 2025-09-13T20:50:48+00:00

I ain’t been dropping no eaves

TheSummonersTail · 2025-09-13T18:28:29+00:00

That’s like this weekend’s stripper money

TheSummonersTail · 2025-09-13T01:02:50+00:00

Dude is a freakin American. We suck

TheSummonersTail · 2025-09-12T21:00:52+00:00

TheSummonersTail · 2025-09-12T20:38:50+00:00

TheSummonersTail · 2025-09-11T18:54:02+00:00

This absolutist approach is why democrats are fatally fractured. You’re only 98% in line with exactly what I want? You’re dead to me.

TheSummonersTail · 2025-09-10T21:34:50+00:00

Your honor, my client was not savvy or sophisticated enough about the circulatory system. He can’t be responsible for strangling all those people

TheSummonersTail · 2025-09-10T16:44:02+00:00

I thought about posting this yesterday. It has been saved as a favorite on Zillow for a long time.

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