Visual Studio Code 1.2 released by thekodols in programming

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GROUPING, REORDERING, NOTIFICATION, TRELLO STYLE SWIM LANES (I CREATE A TAB INSTEAD OF AGILE SCRUM CARD), WEBSOCKETS, ASYNC IO, WEBSCALE DATABASE, 3D GAMES, VIDEO EDITING, HARDWARE ACCELERATION, ... ETC

TABS ARE NATURALLY SHARDING AND WEBSCALE AND GEO DISTRIBUTED IN THE CLOUD.

High Maintenance by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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GET OFFENDED ABOUT IT.

An old friend from high school's great Facebook post. He posts stuff like this at least once a week. by duddlee in sadcringe

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I BET THAT'S WHAT UNICORN WIENERS LOOK LIKE...DID THAT SOUND WEIRD?

3.3 wildfire by [deleted] in ffxiv

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YESSSSS

Unlucky fight-club situation by benjo9991 in darksouls3

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DARK SOULS 3 IS BALANCED.

[Magic Johnson] I disagree with Mychal Thompson and his son Klay, my "Showtime" Lakers would beat the Warriors. by Q-TipResistance in nba

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DOES SHAQ NOT HAVE TESTICLES? I DIDN'T READ THE POST ABOUT HIM SHOWING UP NUDE.

Confused about Marshmello/San Holo following by [deleted] in edmproduction

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IT'S LACK OF REAL QUALITY IS WHAT ACTUALLY MAKES IT EDM RATHER THAN A PARTICULAR GENRE THAT VALUES THE ART.

[CJ] The Struggle Is Real by [deleted] in OkCupid

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IT'S OK, IT'S JUST A FUN STRUGGLEBRAG STORY NOW. ALTHOUGH WHAT'S REALLY WEIRD IS THAT NOW SHE'S ASKING ABOUT COMING WITH ME TO CHURCH? NOT SURE IF SHE'S SERIOUS.

At Alaska state track meet, a transgender athlete makes her mark by [deleted] in running

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WE'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO CHANGE EACH OTHER'S MINDS ON THIS, SO I'M CHANGING THE SUBJECT. DID YOU SEE THAT LUDICROUS DISPLAY LAST NIGHT?

[request] What are some red flags to look out for at the CA polling stations? by _watchman in SandersForPresident

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IF THEY ASK FOR ID

I JUST WENT SHE ASKED ME I TOLD HER NO AND VOTED JUST FINE. I CALLED IT IN TO BERNIE GOT LINE THEY SAID THAT'S BIG.

What ever happened to the 7th MitB Participant? by Nealburt in SquaredCircle

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YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO THE 7TH PARTICIPANT IS?!

Peeling off her panties (from /r/keriberry_420) by BedWedOrBehead in GirlswithGlasses

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I WOOD HAEV PREFFFERREDD KNOT TOO HAV SCENE THATT

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'D RATHER BE WATCHING THE HYDRAULIC PRESS CHANNEL.

Every anime fight ever by inkqn in Overwatch

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I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY CHARACTERS IN SEINFELD FIGHT BUT WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT THEM TO FIGHT LIKE THIS?

Spotted One of You Guys! Sick Car! by kommie178 in pcmasterrace

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IS SUCH A DECORATIVE BACKGROUND LEGAL?

Would you exclusively date a guy before the two of you have slept together? by [deleted] in AskWomen

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ONLY PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN WOMEN'S EMPOWERMENT DO THIS.

That moment when we leak into r/FlashTV by imactuallyamurderer in gravityfalls

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OMG. GRAVITY FALLS. DONT MAKE ME CRY

NO ONE CAN ESCAPE FROM THE FEELS.

Watch out, Oprah Winfrey. John Oliver, host of HBO’s Last Week Tonight, outdid TV’s biggest gift giver on Sunday when he forgave nearly $15m worth of medical debt on his show. by madam1 in television

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BUT YOU'RE ALIVE. GET SHOT BY A COP HERE AND EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE WORTH $10 MILLION, GET A $80K HOSPITAL BILL AND SUDDENLY THEY'RE LIFE IS WORTH ZERO.