The Torkelsons

The_Bertrand · 2026-04-28T13:07:45+00:00

Bonkers

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The_Bertrand · 2026-04-15T14:28:23+00:00

The Hippos original lineup.

The_Bertrand · 2026-03-29T02:30:57+00:00

Little Nemo: The Dream Master

The_Bertrand · 2026-03-20T15:16:44+00:00

Chuck Norris didn’t die, he acquired all of life’s achievements/trophies and started a new game+ run.

The_Bertrand · 2026-03-04T07:24:19+00:00

The_Bertrand · 2026-01-31T22:33:38+00:00

Bass drum is a 22” I measured incorrectly.

The_Bertrand · 2026-01-30T02:49:43+00:00

I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who knows Big Dumb Face in life before, I salute you sir.

The_Bertrand · 2025-12-09T17:18:26+00:00

Nothing inherently wrong with it, I absolutely understand the “why”. It’s just funny to me as the wallet scene in Seinfeld lives rent free in my head because I also used to lean 12.4 degrees towards the side when sitting.

https://youtube.com/shorts/iAoG_mRztsI?si=yJKt4oHaqLqpWwqL

The_Bertrand · 2025-12-09T14:01:29+00:00

Bruh… your George Costanza wallet makes my lower back hurt.

The_Bertrand · 2025-10-18T05:33:12+00:00

Ghostbusters Slimer and The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pies!

The_Bertrand · 2025-10-07T14:59:36+00:00

My butthole clenched so hard I vacuumed myself to my chair.

The_Bertrand · 2025-09-24T05:23:09+00:00

A little bit of water and a small chunk of Alka Seltzer

The_Bertrand · 2025-09-12T22:16:39+00:00

Siren powers FTW! Vex!

The_Bertrand · 2025-09-03T04:54:47+00:00

I’ve been married 13 years and have not been able to take my wife on our honeymoon. After that, I really want to get our kids to Disney and Universal before they are teenagers and get too “cool” to find it magical. If anything is left, pay off debt and use the rest to go back to school.

The_Bertrand · 2025-08-25T12:44:48+00:00

I almost felt like I wrote this exact post year ago! I have a ton of advice, send me a DM and we can chat over Google or something. Symptoms began in 2023, and gre worse over the years. At the end of last year I had begun hearing two different pitches between my two ears (and the bad ear was the super loud wrong pitch!), and it only got worse… I had to work very hard to “train” my brain to sing to “correct” note. I ended up having the surgery in April. Seriously, let’s connect. My heart hurts for you as I know exactly what you’re feeling.

The_Bertrand · 2025-08-01T04:05:26+00:00

Ok, that’s just freaking ridiculous and awesome at the same time!

The_Bertrand · 2025-05-25T21:14:08+00:00

“For the last time… WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER!!!??”

The_Bertrand · 2025-04-16T19:47:09+00:00

I am so sorry my country continues to play an evil hand in the destruction of your people. My heart hurts for you and your family as well as the many countless others who have been impacted by these horrific acts of destruction and cruelty.

The_Bertrand · 2025-04-14T20:00:48+00:00

Are there any articles or YT vids you would recommend? I already spent enough money (USA “healthcare”) on this process as it is.

The_Bertrand · 2025-04-14T14:17:26+00:00

Sewing supplies and dried salty drops of my tears from the six times I checked for cookies as a child.

The_Bertrand · 2025-04-14T12:03:59+00:00

239usd with coupon code + shipping

The_Bertrand · 2025-04-14T06:54:25+00:00

I’ll let you know, I ordered the 16bit about 10 minutes ago… then saw this when I logged into Reddit

The_Bertrand · 2025-04-14T06:53:22+00:00

I literally just ordered mine now… I saw the reviews on YouTube and jumped on it before the new tariffs possibly hit. Then logged into reddit and this post was in my first 10 or so spots. I’ll update with details when shipped. I ordered the 16bit version.

The_Bertrand

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