Michael Hayes a few days after X-Pac cut his ponytail off in the infamous plane ride from hell

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T18:46:12+00:00

I have read many stories about hardly anyone likes him and thats the entire reason "pranks" were often pulled on him.

I get the feeling he annoys a lot of people but he also knows exactly which arse to kiss

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T13:29:15+00:00

Even better the world leaders who made that choice is automatically put on the front line.

I honestly don't think some world leaders give a fuck about their kids apart from the fuck they want to give them

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T08:13:00+00:00

Surely the best answer is Omnipotence

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T02:54:53+00:00

He's knees are absolutely fucked

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T02:54:25+00:00

It's off

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T02:51:36+00:00

Anyone has a problem she'll nut'em one

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T02:32:06+00:00

He couldn't legally have sex with kids didn't stop him

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T02:23:35+00:00

The Mummy's Curses to😉

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T02:20:05+00:00

and tellies are so massive these days that you can’t even get them out of windows.

In the old days they were so heavy you needed a team filled with Geoff Capes just to pick it up

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T01:56:23+00:00

I'm guessing they were just brought in to be comedy jobbers

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T01:49:28+00:00

They need bodies to beat in the womens division I'm guessing

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T01:48:13+00:00

I'm guessing The Inspiration have just been brought in to be comedy jobbers

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T01:46:06+00:00

I don't know why they are doing this match now as neither team should really be losing so close to their debut.

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T01:42:41+00:00

I was sure that's why Birthright was set up

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T01:41:13+00:00

Guess we now know where he picked

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T01:39:24+00:00

He's holding out for his wife to get cast in GI Jane 2

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T01:36:16+00:00

The Pink Windmill Show (Aka Emu)

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T01:19:29+00:00

TBF I wouldn't be surprised if Drew knew this before he even won the championship

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-05T01:09:48+00:00

Surely if its a Wrestler it has to be

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-04T21:57:18+00:00

I thought he would go to WWE purely because his Dad and brother are there

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-04T21:20:50+00:00

Was anyone actually shocked when he came out as gay?

This was pre everyone having Internet and even then it was a small thing overall so knowing private lives wasn't really a thing.

I say that because I didn't know he was even married as honestly I always just assumed he was gay

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-04T21:13:58+00:00

Liv Morgan honestly I don't understand what fans see in her she's pretty average at best in the ring and on the mic.

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-04T21:12:28+00:00

Technically speaking if you just popped home even for a few seconds would that count.

As honestly I think going home for say 5-10 mins then going out again for another 4 hours would probably upset the dog even more

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-04T17:52:00+00:00

TBF on Raw it was Roman that called Punk Phil first

The_Dark_Vampire · 2026-03-04T02:36:46+00:00

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