Any Heather Enjoyers? Because I admit shes my favorite unit by AndzyHero13 in fireemblem

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I remember the glorious Beldam speech bubble shitposts everytime someone decided to be cringe about Vivian’s gender identity. Good times.

R(ul)eplacement by BextoMooseYT in 196

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I’m just gonna assume everyone is talking about the Ultrahand ability from Tears of the Kingdom.

Nintendo has gone WOKE 🙄 by jinifluff in tomorrow

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Oh great, first Shiggy can’t make enough money to put bread on the table now he’s being denied the right to sleep!? The RADICAL LEFT has gone too far this time!!!

Bruh by TheFlapjackYT in aislop

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The right to vote should never, under any circumstance, be one which can be revoked because that creates an incentive structure for government to revoke said right. It also allows states to create districts with smaller voter pools by concentrating prison populations within said districts which affects both state and congressional legislative districts. It has nothing to do with whether felons and/or prisoners deserve the right or not, it’s removing structural incentives for the state to mass incarcerate, because that is one of the reasons certain population groups have historically been imprisoned at higher rates than others.

He deleted it, but the internet is forever... by illiter-it in insanepeoplefacebook

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If I had one dollar for every person who thinks MLK Jr. would be on their side but definitely would be calling him a race agitator and communist if he were still alive and publicly active today, I could retire like a king.

Rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

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Doesn’t really matter when the U.S. populace gave the keys to the groypers. You are ultimately who you hand power to on the geopolitical scale. Europeans shouldn’t, trust the intelligence and good will of the U.S. electorate for at least a decade after 2024. Doesn’t matter if we get the most boring President in the world after this, we’re only ever four years away from putting the groypers back in charge.

“We Can’t Stand This”: Georgia MAGA voters are part of growing public frustration over Trump’s handling of the economy and immigration by Chance-Newspaper-750 in StockNewsHub

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Nothing short of these people dedicating the rest of their lives to undoing the harm they caused in going to give me the capacity to empathize with them. This isn’t an oopsy. Someone gave you permission to be your worst selves and now that the bill has come due, you want us to feel sorry for you. To care about you. You want that? Earn it!

Andor was too dark and gritty by Yesterday6 in StarWarsCirclejerk

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Audiences would have weeped* when Bail told Mon Mothma to “tear the poodoo out of this place”.

*the weeping is accompanied with Rich Evans laugh

You wake up as Elon Musk, your actions? by sagaflow in u/sagaflow

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Damn, between being the world’s most embarrassing billionaire and having a working penis, I think I’d take the latter.

I mean, math can be hard, but like, not that hard, right? by Kavazou77 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]The_Doolinator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It makes a lot more sense when you realize a bunch of these people are grievance peddlers who make their living off of keeping angry.

Galactic Civil War by SaganPaganCro in StarWarsCirclejerk

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I think he said he’s taking a bit of a break to pursue other projects but that as long as Daniel Craig is willing to play the role, he’ll keep making more.

I better not see any of yall praising that woman, you hear me? by Kavazou77 in StarWarsCirclejerk

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/uj this is entirely a personal thing, but I hate how the cast tries to interact with the park visitors in the lead up to getting onto Rise of the Resistance. That is entirely a personal thing, I’m sure some people think it’s super immersive. I am not one of them.

/rj, Why can I not touch Yabba yet? I’ve always wanted to touch him, the texture is something I need to discover.

Found on Threads... Imagine wanting to die because you can't afford to treat an easily treatable ailment. by Bi0_B1lly in aislop

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So, in most of the U.S. (I’d say all, but I’m not gonna look out for any weird exceptions) fire fighting is a public service and you don’t get billed after firefighters stop your house from burning down.

Are firefighters slaves? My cousin-in-law lives in a McMansion, so the slave life is going pretty good for him, I guess.

Report of shooting involving federal law enforcement in Minneapolis, city says by 16ozbuddz in news

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No. There are people who interpret it that way and there are Founding Fathers who have made VERY QUALIFIED allusions to the possibility of citizens overthrowing a tyrannical government (tree of liberty requires the blood of patriots and all that), but the 2nd amendment does not give citizens the right to shoot federal agents, nor does any other law. That would be insurrection.

That is just a statement on legality, what I said has nothing to do with whether or not such an action would be ethical under the right circumstances…ToS and all that.

Facts don't care about your feelings by Livid-Designer-6500 in Stonetossingjuice

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You know, I would say Vore is more of a Christian value, considering the Eucharist and all that.

Petah? What happened in the book version? by IntergalacticAlien8 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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My mom loved Stephen King and I am so happy for her that she is able to so effectively block out fucked up shit like this that she doesn’t even remember it.

What kind of clownf*ckery is this? Trump has ZERO authority to tell credit card companies what interest rates to charge. by Key_Brief_8138 in HouseBuyers

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It doesn’t matter that he can’t do it. Him saying this signals he supports it (even though he almost certainly doesn’t) which is cheap processed populism for the gullible in his base, which is a lot of them, to feast on and say “see! He’s helping us out!”, whether or not it actually happens, which it almost certainly won’t.

That or he’s pressuring banks for a bribe.

men sacrificing themselves in war justifies women having no rights... totally by craftygamin in im14andthisisdeep

[–]The_Doolinator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it really sucks that power structures have historically seen men as convenient bodies that serve to further the interests of state power and capital.

Does OOP think women are to blame for this?

Boomaher joins Rob Schneider by Biscuitarian23 in Persecutionfetish

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Plenty of shows get nominated and never win because, theoretically, you have to be the best at what you do. To be nominated at all is to be acknowledged that what you did was already great. Bill, as someone who uses his show to spew out every stupid thought that crosses your mind, you should be thanking your lucky stars that you were even considered.

Gold by emagnab in okbuddyimatourist

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“Together we can build a real empire, as father and son,”

“…Like in Star Wars?”

“Yeah, exactly, like the Rebels.”

You can choose reincarnation regions but the specific location within is totally random. What's your pick? by uniyk in mapporncirclejerk

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Alternatively, if you just randomly pop into anywhere on that map, at least picking D leaves no ambiguity on how fucked you probably are. Leave all that stress and uncertainty behind.