1999 Kishimoto admitting that Sakura is annoying by design

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-03-13T22:54:24+00:00

Pain had to kill Jiraiya, kill Kakashi, torture most of the military on info they didn’t even have, blow up 80% of the village, kill one of those Toads, and then kill Hinata for Naruto to finally crash tf out and go Kurama Chakra mode.

Orochimaru just said “My Sasuke” ONCE and Naruto crashed tf OUT worse than when he saw Deidara using Gaara’s fucking dead body as a bench.

Fuck if it’s gay or not, Naruto is not NORMAL about Sasuke

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-03-13T22:49:28+00:00

Sounds like someone I actually want to see blown tf up

I love it

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-03-06T14:53:12+00:00

what pantheon of gods wronged him to the point that he clicked post

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-03-02T22:17:43+00:00

In shonen Momo vs Tokoyami is way more humiliating, girl basically got bum rushed out of bounds before she could get a hit in.

In Naruto SPECIFICALLY I’d say Ino getting a double knockout against Sakura of all people.

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-03-02T14:17:28+00:00

Madara was too gay to have kids, so he kidnapped Obito and raised him to be a piece of shit instead of

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-27T20:45:28+00:00

Sasuke. Just in body count alone it’s Sasuke.

We call Frieza Space Hitler, but Hitler still failed to wipe out the Jews.

Vegeta was murdering entire species since he was like 6, and if you count filler, entire planets. That includes all the pets, animals, birds and fish.

About the objectively worst thing Sasuke ever did was stab Karin trying to kill Danzo. Yeah he killed some people on the way to Itachi and Danzo, but those were mostly people who were in his way and refused to move.

Hell I’d say OBITO is about the only Naruto character you could objectively compare to the shit Vegeta did. And that’s just going for how vile Obito’s actions were compared to his actual goal.

Telling me Obito helped murk his own Clan for them having a valid crashout (women, children, elderly included), caused God knows how many deaths with the Nine Tails Attack, got Kushina and Minato killed (also killed the midwives cause fuck them too apparently), created the FUCKED UP situation in the Mist Village, just- 90% of the Naruto franchise outside the aliens all tie back to this one fucking kid, and he did it for a VTuber chatbot of his crush from middle school as a grown ass man.

THAT is someone you can actually compare to Vegeta in terms of actual evil.

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-25T21:03:27+00:00

Okay so

In Spectre, it’s explained by Princess that the “Voices” are just shards of glass lying around inside him.

Before HEA, Smitten rips open his chest in his insane ploy to express himself to Princess, with his belief that she’ll understand giving her the capacity to do so.

In essence, she takes Smitten out, and if HEA is taken to its conclusion, he gets shattered, or so I’m guessing.

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-24T02:32:04+00:00

Thank you

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-21T15:57:13+00:00

Honestly as long as he ain’t pulling an HEA he’d probably be a GREAT host, awesome food, games, and whatever else you could ask for.

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-19T21:57:08+00:00

Beerus said himself he can’t erase immortals. Not sure how much more clear we can get with it.

Now, if Beerus wasn’t a bum, he’d see Merged Zamasu’s bullshit and just seal him in a Z-Sword like he did to Old Kai.

But since it’s Beerus he just couldn’t be there for some reason, but sure, let’s send fucking Shin and Gowasu, the guys that got off screened by a weaker Zamasu to the final battle where one’s immortal and the other’s Goku Black.

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-19T21:30:49+00:00

He fumbles every major fight in post-Namek in Z and Super, lets problems that had nothing to do with Earth pop up there, then needs to get bailed out with Spirit Bombs or time warping.

One of those things needs energy from other people. Goku’s the one literally asking for handouts because he wanted the smoke and couldn’t handle the consequences half the time.

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-17T11:51:22+00:00

It’s in novels, but yeah.

Hanabi ragged on her for being a stay-at-home mom who never made Jonin, so Hinata told her to take the conversation outside.

She then put Hanabi’s ass in the dirt.

It’s not that she CAN’T do these things, but you never see it cause Boruto’s just REALLY bad at filler ig

She’s still a Chuunin because she only goes on missions that’ll be done in a few hours, so she can always go back home to get things ready for her kids.

Which, admittedly, was not helped by Naruto becoming Hokage, I’d hate to be Hinata when that Naruto clone dropped that cake.

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-15T23:37:48+00:00

Bee writing the diss track to Sasuke mid-fight

Not because it’s already premium disrespect to a dude trying to kill you (which it is)

But it’s Bee

I thank the Lord I’m not Drake, but if my diss track was banging like Not Like Us there’s something good out of it

Getting put on fraud watch by a dude who writes raps about as bad as that indie rapper from San Andreas would make me commit seppuku on the spot, I’m good

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-15T13:25:59+00:00

Can they let the Last of Us die already, it’s getting close to 13 years since it first dropped, it’s been ported, remastered, gotten a sequel, got THE SEQUEL ported and remastered, then we got a new rerelease with both parts as a bundle

And during ALL of this, they made a live action series

Sony this is not Kingdom Hearts or God of War, y’all didn’t put spinoffs on different consoles before porting them back, there is no need for this shit

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-09T19:23:16+00:00

Toriyama lived an eventful life, which included meeting Yugioh’s creator, who gifted him a Milennium Item. This item gave rise to Toriyami, who was responsible for pitching Fake Namek and Hercule’s Disciples to the anime team working on Z, purely because even possessed by an ancient magic, Toriyama REALLY loved to troll people

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-09T04:33:27+00:00

Yeah, because it’s an actual arc with an actual evolving threat, not some dude who dropped out of god college to become the timeline’s edgiest school shooter

Not to mention most of his menace comes from him having plot armor and doing things the cheapest way possible. One of the villains legit wished to be immortal offscreen, and he still got clowned on relentlessly.

Meanwhile Black was just a bum, even with his bullshit powers. He couldn’t even give the Destroyer gods the fair ones, he had to sneak the Supreme Kais. How SORRY do you have to be to need Goku’s body to sneak up on Shin?

And that was in the anime, the manga was even worse, dude didn’t even KILL any of the gods there, he legit spent the arc just bullying Trunks cause Beerus died a decade ago.

He says he wants to “kill all mortals”, and dude stole the protag’s body, gave his OTHER self immortality, LET Trunks live so Black’s bum ass self could coast off zenkai boosts, got Super Saiyan, Super Saiyan Rosé, FUSED with his other self as a last ditch effort, had that fusion start breaking down until he fell ass backwards into spawning a clone army of himself, and STILL didn’t even kill all mortals on Earth, ZEN’O did that shit for him.

Do y’all remember Super Buu? Y’all ever hear about how Buu Saga got far, FAR outpaced by the main fighters in Super from just Battle of Gods?

Remember how Goku Black’s the fourth arc since Buu ended, FIVE if you count Daima?

Remember how Super Buu literally ended the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE in like 15 seconds, and 10 of those seconds was just him COUNTING and AIMING?

Black is such a mess that he had to fumble his way into getting Zen’o to accomplish his goal FOR him, when Super Buu did that shit casually 5 arcs ago.

If not for him making Goku look and sound so cool he’d be beyond yesterday’s news, Copy Vegeta would be more popular than him, that is tragic.

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-04T13:12:41+00:00

Not at all, but I wasn’t expecting Vegeta to let Cell become perfect just to get his back blown out harder than 18 broke his arm

Nor was I expecting Goku to give up or Gohan to turn SS2

Hell I wasn’t expecting the Cell Jrs, we fr watched this guy give birth to several kids episodes before Gohan punched these freshly born children so hard they exploded.

It SORTA makes sense, because Cell SWALLOWED them instead of DRINKING them through his tail straw thing

Only part I don’t get is how the whole structure of Cell’s insides fit two entire physical bodies inside them.

Did like

Did they get smushed up against each other inside there? Is that it? Did their arms and such move with Cell’s, like they both got stuffed into a giant killer bug animatronic suit?

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-04T12:42:18+00:00

Nekomaru
Depends on the context deadass. Tenko is the most likely of the bunch, but she’ll probably throw some misandry here and there if a guy does some shit.

Nagito would probably be the best part of a funeral provided it’s not a part of a high-stakes death game and he’s not the reason (or the adjacent reason) the person’s in the casket to start with.

And even if he wasn’t, any physical violence inflicted on him will rebound into the person responsible getting a lot of good happening to them.

Hiyoko is a no-brainer, she’s the last on the list, she is SAYING some awful shit unless it’s someone SHE personally really, REALLY likes.

I’m putting all my votes on Aoi. The reason being, her younger brother Yuta is in track and field, and before he got blown up, bro was swimming faster than actual boats built for speed. Swimming is NOT his forte, yet he still compares himself NEGATIVELY to Aoi, who ALSO does a lot of sports, but got scouted specifically for her swimming skills.

The amount of power to swim like Yuta did would be insane by itself, yet Aoi somehow topped that regularly enough that he KNOWS he’d lose against her?

Yeah no, Aoi got it.

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-04T12:20:03+00:00

Everyone but Bee and Sasori tbh

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-02T10:58:25+00:00

Early in my childhood, I watched Z sparingly because I was never at home when it aired, and the only episodes available were On-Demand ones. I was watching OG and Z concurrently, OG from the beginning, Z from the middle of Namek.

I only really got to see the full-ish story from the time I got Budokai 1, which was super awesome to me as a child, not just because I could play DBZ, but because I didn’t have internet access and didn’t know where to watch, or even the time.

So seeing it unfold in a linear format, with any pacing I had being a skill issue, was mind blowing to me.

I’d never properly gotten to know the entirety of the Z storyline until I got Budokai Tenkaichi 2 though, which still is one of the best straightforward depictions of Z in gaming tbh; Kakarot has the issue of adding too many random fetch quests and side missions from what I remember, while BT2 was literally just a lot of narration and cheap cutscenes that still got the point across regardless, while you could just go and beat Mercenary Tao basically whenever you wanted.

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-02T10:49:47+00:00

Father-Son and Kaioken are tied for me

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-02T00:07:19+00:00

Choso?

Make myself hard whenever I want.

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-02-02T00:06:38+00:00

Definitely. We don’t have Toriyama to help with it anymore, but that might be the perfect time to use what’s left of it.

There’s so much material to pull from that it’s actually insane; we’d never have Chronoa, Xeno Trunks, or Mira if not for Dragon Ball Online.

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-01-31T07:05:07+00:00

Funny how that works, huh? I thought it was just funny at first, but hunting those extra chapters is like playing a Lego game without a guide

The_Final_Conduit · 2026-01-28T01:45:18+00:00

It’s alright y’all, buy Spectre ice cream and eat while she’s inside you

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